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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

DrPossum posted:

i hate thi sman and i will poo poo on his grave

:toxx:

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MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I'm a cuccboi for the Zuccboi!

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

DrPossum posted:

i hate thi sman and i will poo poo on his grave

if u really wanna get him leave w/o taking stats

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



A Handed Missus posted:



ONWARDS TO VERMONT, MY TRUSTY STEED

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob

Chunky Salsa posted:

I'm going to spoil it for you...

None of that is true

Not to be rude or anything that just isn't actually a thing that happens, and Knife Dad is great he hunts cryptids and has a dog

It's a secret ending!!

https://apptrigger.com/2017/07/23/dream-daddy-fans-determined-crack-games-secret-ending/

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
this is all so stupid and we are all so hosed

orange sky
May 7, 2007

I wonder how many people will piss and poo poo on Donnie's grave

By the second week people will leave rolls of toilet paper for whoever is next

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Origami Dali posted:

ahahah, what? mccain's in for sure now.

They got their fig leaf and can now complain mean 'ol Paul Ryan tricked them

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Sir Tonk posted:

where the gently caress were these experts in 2003

Probably still In expert school? I mean they've probably held that take on war with Iran for a while though

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:

You made someone feel Unsafe

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I will pour a large molcajete of guac over Jeb! 's grave :toxx:

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE

I also got this when I called megan mcardle a parasite for tweeting the following:

https://twitter.com/asymmetricinfo/status/889942659934171138

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

orange sky posted:

I wonder how many people will piss and poo poo on Donnie's grave

By the second week people will leave rolls of toilet paper for whoever is next

Proud Boys don't need TP for their solutes.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

orange sky posted:



*checks profile*



:trumppop:

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
If Rand Paul wanted to be a loving legend forever now would be the time.

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

MaxxBot posted:

I will pour a large molcajete of guac over Jeb! 's grave :toxx:

Cuck Yeah!

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

:thunk:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

zen death robot posted:

yeah I was trolling Scaramucci so I'm gonna assume it was him

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


MaxxBot posted:

I will pour a large molcajete of guac over Jeb! 's grave :toxx:

Origami Dali
Jan 7, 2005

Get ready to fuck!
You fucker's fucker!
You fucker!

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

this is all so stupid and we are all so hosed

yeah ain't it great

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Epic High Five posted:

I'm still pretty convinced that Mooch never existed until Trump became POTUS and Reince convinced him that he should stifle all his insane, paranoid madness

Problem is, Trump is so insanely paranoid and mad that the redirected energies took the form of a human, and now it's coming for Reince

sounds like a sephen king novel

like the sequel of the dead zone if it had the dark timeline ending

Epic High Five posted:

Imagine being a writer for Veep and pitching a character like the Mooch

all of the characters on veep are exactly like mooch just not when cameras are on or in front of reporters

it's basically the main joke of the whole show

ShutteredIn posted:

how much cocaine do you think the Mooch goes through in a week

mooch: what level of cokehead u on?
rick james: ruinin' couches
mooch: u are like little baby watch this
*calls the new yorker* AT LEAST IM NOT SUCKIN MY COCK LIKE BANNON! OOOOHHHHH!
two hours later: I will never trust another reporter as long as I live

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
all i do is WIN WIN WIN

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Scent of Worf posted:

I also got this when I called megan mcardle a parasite for tweeting the following:

https://twitter.com/asymmetricinfo/status/889942659934171138

What about Chappaquiddick?

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


huh, it must be Eagleman!

Baller Ina
Oct 21, 2010

:whattheeucharist:

PISS IN MY MOUTH LORD TRUMP I DESIRE TO TASTE THE WINE OF YOUR FLESH

THE GOLDEN JUICE IS THE NECTAR OF THE PRIVILEGED

edit: tweet Fox that conference where every cabinet member had to say something nice about trump

slumdoge millionare
Feb 17, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer

MOOCH!

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



thanks bert
thert :)

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





post the fuckin rom!!!!

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...




Jesse Waters, the biggest bootlicking turd in the universe would definitely be my go-to source on YesMen.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


:same:

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

logikv9 posted:

all i do is WIN WIN WIN

winner... more likeWIENER hahahah

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer
I love super late night votes on poo poo the effects a 1/6th of the fuckin economy

just fuckin love it gimme more gimme more

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elueA2rofoo

can't wait to wake up to some new fresh hell tomorrow

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Squizzle posted:

post the fuckin rom!!!!

is that even allowed, even if it's an NES game?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!



ummm there's got to be a whole posting team behind Bert. so..... account sharing.......modsssss!!!!!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
If Skinny Repeal gets signed into law and the mattering doesn't happen then we may as well give up because even the pee tape would be worthless.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

same but piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
2017 owns

we're all gonna die

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