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pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit



Even odds if someone tweets this to Trump that he'll believe McCain actually said it

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Phoix
Jul 20, 2006




WampaLord posted:

Isn't Heller hosed now?

E: NM, voted no.

He voted yes. It's late and I hosed up. :v:

eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches

I think that's a total lie and I ~don't care~ because he figured out a way to stab a turtle in the back with it and I'm ok with that

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Phoix posted:

He voted yes. It's late and I hosed up. :v:

So Heller IS hosed now!

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.

Woah, did the cancer grow him a new spine?

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Overwined posted:

Woah, did the cancer grow him a new spine?

Yes, as it has unlimited growing potential

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

Have to wonder where McConnell - and Ryan, for that matter - go from here. Who's going to sign up to piss on any hornets nests for these chucklefucks after this months-long public clownshow? On healthcare or anything?

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

Pakled posted:

Can't pass something with 49 votes, not even with reconciliation.

right, but they haven't USED reconciliation for this year. They could still use it to pass some random, unrelated -to- healthcare thing, right?

Unbelievably Fat Man
Jun 1, 2000

Innocent people. I could never hurt innocent people.


Blitz7x posted:

John McCain of all people just dunked on this whole thread, my rear end included
I can't remember the last time I was so happy to be wrong.

NewMars
Mar 10, 2013

theflyingorc posted:

right, but they haven't USED reconciliation for this year. They could still use it to pass some random, unrelated -to- healthcare thing, right?

Well, it's supposed to be used to pass a budget, but hah.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



https://twitter.com/Khanoisseur/status/890813380713365505
It ain't dead, it's like a zombie

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/backseat_god/status/890817009784455168

Scout's honor

eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches

Spiritus Nox posted:

Have to wonder where McConnell - and Ryan, for that matter - go from here. Who's going to sign up to piss on any hornets nests for these chucklefucks after this months-long public clownshow? On healthcare or anything?

They'll almost certainly manage to figure out a tax cut.

GamingHyena
Jul 25, 2003

Devil's Advocate
So what's next, tax reform? Didn't they need the "savings" from gutting Obamacare to pay for the tax reform to clear reconciliation rules?

Petr
Oct 3, 2000
I hope McCain's last meal is turtle soup.

Overwined
Sep 22, 2008

Wine can of their wits the wise beguile,
Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile.
So, since its inception, how many times has there been a repeal vote of some kind of ACA that failed miserably?

TGLT
Aug 14, 2009

WampaLord posted:

So Heller IS hosed now!

Oh man that's right, that little loving toadie bent the knee only to get elbow dropped by McCain of all people. He must be stewing.

I mean guess he's not that hosed, he's still probably got a cushy job lined up for him if he loses.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Spiritus Nox posted:

Have to wonder where McConnell - and Ryan, for that matter - go from here. Who's going to sign up to piss on any hornets nests for these chucklefucks after this months-long public clownshow? On healthcare or anything?

If I had to guess, they're probably going to move on to infrastructure next. Between that and tax reform, infrastructure's probably going to be easier to accomplish.

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..
Exclusive footage of a post-vote meeting between McCain and McConnell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMkCPCWbmZk

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

theflyingorc posted:

right, but they haven't USED reconciliation for this year. They could still use it to pass some random, unrelated -to- healthcare thing, right?

The existing bill can't be used because of the Senate rules I believe and there isn't really time to rush some other complicated thing through with all the poo poo they still need to do that got sidelined by the FAILED repeal and replace plan.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
The question going forward is whether the Tea Party crazies will continue to push for repeal or whether this is enough to satisfy them.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

eviltastic posted:

They'll almost certainly manage to figure out a tax cut.

how they gonna do that without killing millions of americans

berserker
Aug 17, 2003

My love for you
is ticking clock

Yeah but was he holding up the boy scout's honor salute while he said that? I think not

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

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Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyi8X4SgQV0
Maybe McCain remembers that sometimes having healthcare when you need it is cool and good.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

theflyingorc posted:

Get depression medication

You think this just ends tonight?

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.
I'll also add when McCain dies his prospective replacement is going to be asked one question.

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

BGrifter posted:

The question going forward is whether the Tea Party crazies will continue to push for repeal or whether this is enough to satisfy them.

there's only like 30 of them, they have no power here

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

mcmagic posted:

You think this just ends tonight?

Nope, but I think something is fundamentally wrong with you

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Unbelievably Fat Man posted:

I can't remember the last time I was so happy to be wrong.

Seriously holy poo poo. I'm marking out for John McCain right now.

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

mcmagic posted:

You think this just ends tonight?

You think we're ever going to purge the world of all evil?

loving give yourself a break for a few hours, maybe

Robot Hobo
May 18, 2002

robothobo.com

TGLT posted:

Guys seriously how the gently caress did the party with control of all three branches of government gently caress up on the literal one thing they had been promising for like seven years, even when they set the bar so low that they didn't need a majority. God drat this is an incredible gently caress up.
I honestly don't know what happens next.

The GOP has failed so incredibly hard, at the one single thing they've been shouting about for eight solid years. They claimed to have a way better plan than Obamacare, and it's been conclusively revealed that they never bothered even writing ANY plan, much less a good one. There's no way a failure of this (unprecedented?) magnitude hasn't knocked them way off-balance. It's definitely screwed up their only actual plan, next year's reconciliation tax cut jamboree.

Meanwhile the bill saying that the President can't touch sanctions without Congress' permission passed with drat near unanimous consent. That shows that nobody from either party trusts Donald Trump to do the right thing. More specifically it shows that none of them actually believe Trump isn't Putin's lapdog.

Doubling-down on that, a bill to block the President from ordering the firing of an investigator (like Mueller) is being brought forth by Republicans. Maybe they just want to keep him from firing Sessions, but it seems like another point towards admitting that even they think Trump has been deeply compromised by Russia. Either way, they're effectively declaring war on the President, the guy from their own party.

Trump is going to be furious in the morning, and there's no telling who he's going to lash out at. My money is on "Absolutely everyone." All the people who used to keep Donny settled down a bit are gone or on the way out. With his new Communications Director tearing poo poo up inside the White House from day 1, things are going to get even weirder than ever over there, and in a hurry.

And the end result of all of this is... gently caress if I know. I can't even guess. This is free-fall here. There's no precedent for how this is going. Comparisons to Nixon or Idiocracy aren't going to work anymore, because we may be past both of them already. We're blazing a new trail.

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

no.

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"


me also

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EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Noctone posted:

Exclusive footage of a post-vote meeting between McCain and McConnell:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMkCPCWbmZk

CNN feed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWPY7b35vF4

Spiritus Nox
Sep 2, 2011

You're good people, Endorph

Fluffdaddy
Jan 3, 2009

Why would you post that wall of poo poo?

Paradoxish
Dec 19, 2003

Will you stop going crazy in there?

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/887115051106050048

For real, though, I don't see how they bridge this gap. They can't come up with anything because their ideological motives are bad and because the things their donors want are bad. Any Republican plan is going to be bad, and it's not clear how they're ever going to get beyond the too evil/not evil enough problem with the slim majority they have.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Heritage needs to burn.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf
https://twitter.com/AJentleson/status/890816761825697792

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