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Drunken Baker posted:Yara is hot and has a great butt. Sometimes I think how cool yara is and then I remember she let her brother finger her as a joke and I wish she was a real woman
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drowned in pussy juice posted:Sometimes I think how cool yara is and then I remember she let her brother finger her as a joke and I wish she was a real woman Nice double post. I guess it's relevant since Theon's finger is likely twice as large as what Gordon cordon bleu'd. Edit: wait, did you change avatars in like... the past 120 seconds? Edit 2: nvm your gif is just silly long.
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drowned in pussy juice posted:If a working dick walks past they might wanna get it involved Dragonstone dildos are TOPS!
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Jul 28, 2017 08:45
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remigious posted:Jon snow is so bland looking he makes me want to barf (and now he has a man bun!?), so as long as Dany ends up with anyone but him I'll be happy. I got some bad news friendo Dany is going to gently caress suck and peg Jon Snow and then they're going to have fully retarded kids
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Zzulu posted:I got some bad news friendo I don't think that's how baby making works. Do you have a flowchart?
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Zzulu posted:I got some bad news friendo Actually I think you'll find birth abnormalities from loving your cousins are rarer than people expect here are some statistics on how loving your cousin is ok *throws cum on you*
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Drunken Baker posted:Yara is hot and has a great butt. Maybe if she is wasn't born on the poo poo islands. Even the prostitute theon banged on the way over was rear end
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Jul 28, 2017 08:58
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TBH the quality of prostitutes in game of thrones is in aggregate, a little higher than in the real world where running water and dentists are a thing but the same is true of most tv except for when they are strictly a cautionary tale like Wendy in breaking bad who is to this day one of the better depictions of a sex worker I've seen, someone really put the dues in there
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They talk about how bad King's Landing stinks and I just presumed everyone stinks. It's the dark ages. They're always on the road, poopin' in bushes and not wiping and sweating in heavy armour and whatever
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Jul 28, 2017 10:51
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Drunken Baker posted:They talk about how bad King's Landing stinks and I just presumed everyone stinks. It's the dark ages. They're always on the road, poopin' in bushes and not wiping and sweating in heavy armour and whatever think about how hard it was to be a smelly goon back then. stinking was just normal. must have been really hard to differentiate yourself, maybe gently caress a skunk or sleep with intestines.
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Jul 28, 2017 11:02
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I would like this show a lot more if they didn't put Dany in that horrible wig.
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Jul 28, 2017 11:06
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The Dennis System posted:I would like this show a lot more if they didn't put Dany in that horrible wig. Oh my loving god I know fix your hairline girl
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Jul 28, 2017 11:11
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It'd be cool if the night king just kills Dany and Jon Snow and resurrects them bada bing bada boom, the protagonist is once again Tyrion and maybe now he gets to do some poo poo instead of just be someones bitch boy advisor
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Jul 28, 2017 11:13
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Drunken Baker posted:Yara is hot and has a great butt. She's been looking better lately. Would, and also would hope Ellaria Sand joins in.
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Jul 28, 2017 11:21
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Seems p.obvious that Danny is losing her grip on reality and it going to have to get backstabbed by
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Jul 28, 2017 11:21
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~my girlfriend~ is getting caught up on this and it was funny watching S5 with her when they kill Jon at first she thought calling him down with the ruse about finding his uncle and the traitor sign they lead him to was just like a mean spirited prank, until they started stabbing him. like "lol u thought your uncle was alive but he's dead. also look at this traitor sign we made for you, traitor. okay go back to your chambers, feeling so owned"
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Jul 28, 2017 11:32
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cercei decides to kamikaze kings landing when danys about to win so jamie stabs her dany decides to kamikaze kings landing when the ice zombies about to win so jamie stabs her jamie lives forever stabbing stupid cunts
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Jul 28, 2017 11:35
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:~my girlfriend~ is getting caught up on this and it was funny watching S5 with her when they kill Jon at first she thought calling him down with the ruse about finding his uncle and the traitor sign they lead him to was just like a mean spirited prank, until they started stabbing him. like "lol u thought your uncle was alive but he's dead. also look at this traitor sign we made for you, traitor. okay go back to your chambers, feeling so owned" Such a shame that once he came back and hosed their poo poo up, not a one of them said "it's just a prank, bro." So many missed opportunities.
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Panamaniac posted:Such a shame that once he came back and hosed their poo poo up, not a one of them said "it's just a prank, bro." i told her "well hey dying gets him out of his night's watch oath at least" and she thought i was just being a jerk not realizing that will literally be the case
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Jul 28, 2017 11:40
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"It's just a gank, bro!"
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Panamaniac posted:Such a shame that once he came back and hosed their poo poo up, not a one of them said "it's just a prank, bro." I just remember lol'in at how pissed the kid looked right before he was hanged like tough break kid but when you run with the bulls you might end up getting the horns  Pac-Manioc Root posted:i told her "well hey dying gets him out of his night's watch oath at least" and she thought i was just being a jerk not realizing that will literally be the case my wife had the  moment like 5 seconds after the "my watch is ended" line it was pretty funny to see the realization dawn
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Kelp Me! posted:
"Wait, why is he wearing chainmail!?" my wife asked, moments before the baby stabbing started.
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Jul 28, 2017 12:03
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:"Wait, why is he wearing chainmail!?" my wife asked, moments before the baby stabbing started. lol that guy going to town on nurse hotass' foetus belly like when all you have is a regular spoon to dish up really frozen ice cream
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Jul 28, 2017 12:04
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:lol that guy going to town on nurse hotass' foetus belly like when all you have is a regular spoon to dish up really frozen ice cream The ultimate irony is that he picked her because she was hot, but the Frey girl was just as hot, arguably hotter.
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Cowslips Warren posted:I wish someone sat down Dany and explained some poo poo to her. stop fantasizing about giving a fictional character advice
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:The ultimate irony is that he picked her because she was hot, but the Frey girl was just as hot, arguably hotter. Hard to compare, we never saw the Frey girl's rear end.
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Universe Master posted:Hard to compare, we never saw the Frey girl's rear end. It was a delight to me.
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:The ultimate irony is that he picked her because she was hot, but the Frey girl was just as hot, arguably hotter. eh, it's a broad selection but none of 'em are really jumping off the shelf at me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8K_GWbqw7k
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:broad selection lol
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Imagine medieval sex Just imagine the stench "Oi, I haven't washed my uncircumcised cock for 14 days would you mind SUCKING ON IT?" "Sure, but you better get down and lick my hamgarden which is crawling with lice" *gets gonorrhea*
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I was just watching "The Climb" from Season 3 and Arya is taking bow shooting lessons from that super skilled archer from the Brotherhood without Banners. Boy, does she have a lot of strength for a 13 year old to pull that longbow all the way to the ear !! Those things had 100lb draw weight and required a lifetime of training to be able to use. It's a fantasy show of course, but rewatching the episode I was thinking about that.
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We better clean ourselves up *uses designated "cleaning rag"* *same rag used for wiping poo poo* Whoee, this rag smells like death! Better wash it off in the bucket *Same water used in bucket for weeks on end*
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I don't think foreplay was invented until about 1962 or so.
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maybe foreplay was just wiping your rear end.
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Zzulu posted:Imagine medieval sex It's like I tell the four surviving of my 23 children, non-penis in vagina sex will send you straight to hell without even dying first.
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I'd train to be a wizard for the sole purpose of magicking the poo poo outta my rear end and directly into the drinking water
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mike12345 posted:maybe foreplay was just wiping your rear end. Hmmm, seems like a good start at the very least. May even jiggle loose the sootikin.
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Your nerves also stop being excited by a stimulus after a while. We don't always feel our clothes on so they also probably got used to the stench. Unless they bathed regularly. It would be a good rape-preventive maybe. You're a peasant girls and just let yourself reek so that a perfumed knight would be disgusted and loose his boner instead of molesting you
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