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Robo Reagan posted:i really want trump to pick a fight with the dod It would be like that scene in Community where John Goodman explains to the Dean that the Air Conditioning Annexe is more important and well funded than the whole of the rest of the college
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Flesh Forge posted:Not quite true! He once moved on Salma Hayek, moved on her like a bitch, and he couldn't get there Lol, what's the bet that whoever planted the tabloid story about her being too short was one John Barron
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Too short for Donald Jablowme Trmpu:
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Flesh Forge posted:Too short for Donald Jablowme Trmpu: He watches this scene and pretends its not booze running down her leg as he weeps and flogs his withered old limp dick.
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Took me a while to get it but , yeah, that's a lol
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how empty and symbolic is mccain, finally, actually putting his vote where his mouth is on this? are they going to have 106 more votes for trumpcare with a hat, trumpcare but the statute is bound in human leather, trumpcare but it's written in windings etc, or is it done?
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i want to hear more about dicks, dick sucking, and Sean Spicer dancing with the stars because i will vote for that mama jama! He earned his dues. Seriously, can anyone say anything bad about Sean Spicer? Smartest fucker in the room he survived. I'd hire him in a second. Sarah Huckabee is a oval office though because she has a vagina and there is no place for women in the workforce I mean she should get in the kitchen. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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The sound of the table breaking is timed perfectly. That's a lol.
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Garcin posted:Sarah Huckabee is a oval office though because she has a vagina and there is no place for women in the workforce I mean she should get in the kitchen. Trump is also a oval office though, and if he had a vagina he would just grab himself all the time.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:how empty and symbolic is mccain, finally, actually putting his vote where his mouth is on this? are they going to have 106 more votes for trumpcare with a hat, trumpcare but the statute is bound in human leather, trumpcare but it's written in windings etc, or is it done? they've basically run out of permutations of bills that Turtleface can get out of the Senate
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Just woke up. Did John McfuckingCain have an epiphany when they removed the tumor from his brain and realize "hm maybe loving over everyone in healthcare is a bad idea"? Guess it took "probably not going to be alive next election cycle" for someone to say gently caress you to Trumpy.
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Avirosb posted:Trump is also a oval office though, and if he had a vagina he would just grab himself all the time. This is the sound of losing in quotes. He and his sycophants won this poo poo and obliterated a woman who deserved to be the first female president. Easily the most qualified person in history to gain the presidency and she LOST. And we still suck on that teet and have given up on winning because hey, this dude might have a small penis and we have no idea why people from detroit would ever follow someone with gilded pillows and his own personal elevator and a loving 757?!?!?!?!?! Made in the 80's, a narrow-bodied aircraft that has no business flying today but I'm kinda happy to see it keep going.
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exploded mummy posted:they've basically run out of permutations of bills that Turtleface can get out of the Senate i am conflicted as to how to feel about war crime hero and mostly political coward but very rarely not john sidney mccain i will glom on to the next hot take someone i follow tweets and make it my opinion
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Where are the MAGAmen like oxtail or the other one calling this third dimensional chess?
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plain blue jacket posted:Where are the MAGAmen like oxtail or the other one calling this third dimensional chess? In the appropriate thread for mental illness
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Garcin posted:Made in the 80's, a narrow-bodied aircraft that has no business flying today but I'm kinda happy to see it keep going. please don't doxx me
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it's real telling that the first time john mccain ever stopped being a piece of poo poo, it was shortly after his brain was physically altered via surgery and then chemically altered thanks to all the primo post-surgery drugs.
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Mr.Tophat posted:In the appropriate thread for mental illness Is that what they call cat jail these days?
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it's real telling that the first time john mccain ever stopped being a piece of poo poo, it was shortly after his brain was physically altered via surgery and then chemically altered thanks to all the primo post-surgery drugs. I am not the biggest fan of McCain but you can go gently caress yourself and the horse you rode in on if you want to discount his entire history of service to these United States. Go get your rear end handed to you in a vietcong prison and make a life after that. We have a fragile republic with the house, the senate, and whoever the gently caress is in the executive branch right now. There are a lot of pieces, respect the pieces. Except for trump he's kind of a dick.
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Garcin posted:I am not the biggest fan of McCain but you can go gently caress yourself and the horse you rode in on if you want to discount his entire history of service to these United States. Go get your rear end handed to you in a vietcong prison and make a life after that. from a while back red19fire posted:It's a side lol, but McCain had no business being in a plane anyway. His dad was a 4 star admiral in WW2, and when young JM decided he wanted to become a pilot, his dad used his clout to get every waiver possible and implicitly threaten any training officer that wouldn't pass him. Even though John the lesser was one of the lowest class ranks at the navy academy and not particularly skilled. He crashed 2 fighter jets during aviation school and still graduated, where crashing 1 would be a career ender for anyone whose dad wasn't Navy royalty, and even clipped powerlines with his training plane once. In Vietnam, he missed carrier landings twice and had to ditch his planes in the ocean. The day he got shot down, he ignored the command's warnings to avoid flying low because of the threat of NVA Anti air missiles, and surprise, got shot down by an NVA AA missile.
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Mr.Tophat posted:In the appropriate thread for mental illness don't they have like some sort of Sith rule where there's always one and exactly one shitposting in the lol thread? "one riot, one retard"
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Plavski posted:from a while back I'll have to read into that, thanks for posting it. There is still a bit of subjective truth about his family and his service to this country that is still ongoing. Moving forward, he received a silver star, a distinguished flying cross, a couple of purple hearts and had the living poo poo beat out of him in a vietcong prison. Not many politicians can mimic that record. And now he dies soon after fighting brain cancer. He gets to die in one of the most horrendous ways possible, losing his brain, while serving both you and me and other people for the last 30 or so years. What a oval office.
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Garcin posted:I'll have to read into that, thanks for posting it. There is still a bit of subjective truth about his family and his service to this country that is still ongoing. Moving forward, he received a silver star, a distinguished flying cross, a couple of purple hearts and had the living poo poo beat out of him in a vietcong prison. Not many politicians can mimic that record. He's one of the least bad Republicans, but that's like praising someone for being the "butch one" in an Erasure fan club.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:don't they have like some sort of Sith rule where there's always one and exactly one shitposting in the lol thread? I don't know if there are enough of them left to do that and keep the narrative going in the other thread since Ox is probated and Spunky was banned for racism.
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McCain has consistently voted in favour of horrible poo poo while publicly saying he disapproves. He's a man without principle.
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yo i'm a veteran who served in iraq and afghanistan and my service to this country means exactly jack and poo poo.
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:He's one of the least bad Republicans, but that's like praising someone for being the "butch one" in an Erasure fan club. lmao
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hmmmm Melania Trump to Take First Solo Foreign Trip as First Lady to Invictus Games She will be leading the United States delegation at the Invictus Games, which take place in Toronto from September 23 to 30. http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/melania-trump-take-first-solo-foreign-trip-first-lady-invictus-n787131 edit : alaska threatened again, Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke called Murkowski and Sen. Dan Sullivan (R-Alaska) on Wednesday and threatened to withhold federal support for key economic development projects in the state if Murkowski didn’t line up to support the GOP’s healthcare plans. http://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/344208-trump-feud-with-alaska-senator-intensifies Lime Tonics fucked around with this message at 12:41 on Jul 28, 2017 |
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When John McCain came home from Vietnam with his horrible injuries he discovered his wife Carol had been crippled herself in a car accident and gained weight, losing her swimsuit model height and figure. Since she was an ugly fatty fat cripple he cheated on her for months, divorced her, and married his hot 25 year old mistress Cindy who happened to have boatloads of money and a daddy with political connections. The motherfucking REAGANS were appalled and basically supported his crippled ex-wife and children after that while John McCain banged his hot new wife, fifteen years his junior, in every room in his house.
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Tiny Deer posted:When John McCain came home from Vietnam with his horrible injuries he discovered his wife Carol had been crippled herself in a car accident and gained weight, losing her swimsuit model height and figure. Just want to make sure we are on the same page - most people make mistakes, horrible mistakes, and most people don't actually stay with the virgin that they deflower when they are 18 years old. Our flaws are not weaknesses, they are simply a part of being a human being.
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ambient robot posted:I'm going back to bed. Wake me when the Trump tweets hit
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SniperWoreConverse posted:beat, but lobsters can live and grow for like two hundred years, and they never stop getting bigger. The reason we don't have giant ancestor lobsters stomping all over is because they tend to get fished. Unlike most creatures lobsters and certain other crustaceans never stop their cell regrowth. Unless they get sick or are killed they just keep on living and are in a sense immortal. Lobsters, unlike Dontrel Jubalong Derp are good and cool.
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Garcin posted:Just want to make sure we are on the same page - most people make mistakes, horrible mistakes, and most people don't actually stay with the virgin that they deflower when they are 18 years old. Our flaws are not weaknesses, they are simply a part of being a human being. Oh I get that, I just recently learned all this and I was jazzed to find a story where the Reagans were the (relative) good guys. More sincerely: the lol thread is probably not the venue for arguing for respect for the office and decorum in politics. Like poo poo drat, son, as we speak Steve Bannon is not a cocksucker only because he's a FAILED cocksucker according to the WH comms director.
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Garcin posted:i want to hear more about dicks, dick sucking, and Sean Spicer dancing with the stars because i will vote for that mama jama! He earned his dues. The whole reason Stinky Spice quit was because he refused to work under the Mooch. He got the last laugh and that my friend, is a lol.
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