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Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Egbert Souse posted:

*sound of deafening cheers and clapping as Christina Applegate enters the stage*


You forgot the "WOOOOOOO"s

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LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
God drat... Trump's speech right now is something else. Did he just outright ask for police brutality to happen?

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
FOX uses sex to get people to watch tv. Huh. Who knew?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/journalsentinel/status/890991486547877889

Master negotiator Trump brought all those jobs to Wisconsin. All for the low, low cost of $3 billion dollars. In cash. Before tax breaks. So if somehow they get the 13,000 jobs that they were saying they MIGHT get the state is going to be paying $15,384 of their salary. In cash. Before tax breaks.

Jesus loving Christ.

They need to ship over 13000 chinese people and get them to work in for a dollar an hour.

Owlbear Camus
Jan 3, 2013

Maybe this guy that flies is just sort of passing through, you know?



Cthulu Carl posted:

If you prefer, I can discuss the episode where Marcy admits to having an erotic dream about getting poo poo beat out of her by either Mike Tyson or George Foreman culminating in her screaming "TAKE ME, MANDINGO!" in front of the cheering studio audience.

i thought for sure that you were pulling a clever prank by doing a fake one this time after establishing your credibility with the last outlandish episode so i looked this one up too and welp

Heffer
May 1, 2003

Cthulu Carl posted:

If you prefer, I can discuss the episode where Marcy admits to having an erotic dream about getting poo poo beat out of her by either Mike Tyson or George Foreman culminating in her screaming "TAKE ME, MANDINGO!" in front of the cheering studio audience.

I again doubted you, and I again was wrong

quote:

MARCY Oh, I like to keep my fantasies simple. It starts with me in a really tight, short
dress at the end of a bar. At the other end, they're greasing up Mike Tyson. He's
shadow boxing and starting to sweat. Then the scene changes.
MARCY It's now Madison Square Garden. A smokey crowd throbs with anticipation. "Go, Marcy",
they buzz. Tyson turns into George Foreman who eyes me like a basket of muffins. The
bell rings. I try to fight, but I'm powerless. Then our eyes meet. He gives me the old
one-two. The crowd is on its feet, cheering. I'm down. The count starts. The crowd
is screaming, "Get up." But I can't. I won't. (OVERCOME) Take me Mandingo. (THEN) And
then, sometimes, I get a little kinky.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/891003730761568256

President says cops should treat suspects worse. Cool, cool. Everything is good.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Please contain all racism discussion in the bad tromp thread

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/AriMelber/status/891004732470431745

:catstare:

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
gently caress the police.

Also, gently caress the POTUS

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax

Holy balls.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
President Trump: "The crime rate is the highest its been in 40 years"

*is actually the literal opposite*

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
https://twitter.com/mviser/status/891003725145403392

FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKKKK.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

He said maybe like all the other things he says to give himself an out. He spews nothingness.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
lmao

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/891003730761568256

President says cops should treat suspects worse. Cool, cool. Everything is good.

Why do all of the faces in the background of this pic look like they were photoshopped in?

Seriously LOL at those cops' faces

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Oh good, here is a bunch of police officers cheering the president suggesting there should be more police brutality against suspects.

https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/891004517017415685

WTF is this world we are living in?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Excerpt from Peggy Noonan's editorial in noted liberal rag WSJ:

quote:

"The president’s primary problem as a leader is not that he is impetuous, brash or naive. It’s not that he is inexperienced, crude, an outsider. It is that he is weak and sniveling. It is that he undermines himself almost daily by ignoring traditional norms and forms of American masculinity.

He’s not strong and self-controlled, not cool and tough, not low-key and determined; he’s whiny, weepy and self-pitying. He throws himself, sobbing, on the body politic. He’s a drama queen. It was once said, sarcastically, of George H.W. Bush that he reminded everyone of her first husband. Trump must remind people of their first wife. Actually his wife, Melania, is tougher than he is with her stoicism and grace, her self-discipline and desire to show the world respect by presenting herself with dignity."

Car Hater
May 7, 2007

wolf. bike.
Wolf. Bike.
Wolf! Bike!
WolfBike!
WolfBike!
ARROOOOOO!

Egbert Souse posted:

*sound of deafening cheers and clapping as Christina Applegate enters the stage*

*Wolf whistles*

E: ^^^ "He is, in a word, a pissbitch."

Car Hater fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Jul 28, 2017

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
gently caress Cops and their fratty asses!

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Why can't we just make it OK for cops to just put a bullet in the suspect's head while they're in the back of the police car?


Oh wai-

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Vic Berger is a national treasure

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s28ULzci9Uc

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.


Reminds me how I used to write papers with quotes from favorite songs in middle school.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Egbert Souse posted:

Why can't we just make it OK for cops to just put a bullet in the suspect's head while they're in the back of the police car?


Oh wai-

Do not startle a cop either.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
We always knew the religious right was a pile of retards but it was nice of them to objectively prove it by making Trump president.

lol

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/BridgeProject21/status/891008014005788673

yooman traffiking

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

I can almost guarantee what happened in his mushy scrambled egg brain:

1. Just now found out there's a thing called human trafficking
2. Just now found out that it's happening today
3. Never knew it existed before but is a bad problem now = This is a new, terrible problem that wasn't bad before because he never knew about it
4. Human trafficking is worse now maybe than it's ever been in the history of this world

TL;DR Who knew human trafficking was such a problem? (not me so no one did)

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

quote:

It was once said, sarcastically, of George H.W. Bush that he reminded everyone of her first husband. Trump must remind people of their first wife.

idgi

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009


every loving day he finds new ways to raise the bar of his stupidity.

jfc

lol

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*

Heffer posted:

I again doubted you, and I again was wrong

I mean

Alright but still

She could get it

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Burt Sexual posted:

Do not startle a cop either.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Cop.

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004


It's Peggy noonan so that's why

Been workshopping a Lol for you guys, not sure it's ready but -

Prima Donnald Trump

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Three Olives posted:

https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/891003730761568256

President says cops should treat suspects worse. Cool, cool. Everything is good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7-TTWgiYL4

Heffer
May 1, 2003

happyhippy posted:

They need to ship over 13000 chinese people and get them to work in for a dollar an hour.

There's going to be a WSJ article in two years about how half their staff are H1-Bs. Mark my words.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Is captain sleepy fedora over Trump's left shoulder real? Is anything real?

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
We already posted this, right?


LOL

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Heffer posted:

There's going to be a WSJ article in two years about how half their staff are H1-Bs. Mark my words.

We probably won't have to wait that long before Hindus and Sikhs start getting shot for being Muslim.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Burt Sexual posted:

This is a strange derail.

Duh I started it ya dingus

Kumo
Jul 31, 2004

NotWearingPants posted:

We probably won't have to wait that long before Hindus and Sikhs start getting shot for being Muslim.

Uh...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wisconsin_Sikh_temple_shooting

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Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

Burt Sexual posted:

This is a strange derail.

i couldnt figure out if he meant that with some weird phimosis scar tissue my penis would look like a wooden peg or he was making a MWC joke. it turns out both and he's willing to suck my genitals which is inredibly thoughtful

no need for a derail. anyway this article sums up Peg and Al's relationship rather well http://www.inquisitr.com/3781375/remember-the-married-with-children/

moving on :
lol he is on vacation and he still manages to put his foot in his mouth. he literally has to do nothing but exist

Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Jul 28, 2017

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