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eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
im gay

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

zen death robot posted:

How quickly with this general talk Trump into a war somewhere?

depends, do you count a coup as a war?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Trump, turning to The Mooch. "Psst, hold my arms back please."

The Mooch makes a perplexed face but immediately complies. "...Ye sure.... whaddever, you gotit boss", he says as he grabs Trump's arms and pulls him back.

"LET ME AT EM, I'LL GET THEM ALL" Trump snarls as The Mooch holds him back.

"Woa easy there tiagah, we'll getem" The Mooch calms him, warning people to get back.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
the best part of this is the baloogan probe

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


:unsmigghh:

meanolmrcloud
Apr 5, 2004

rock out with your stock out


:captainpop:

It odd seeing these lined up and tidy, as opposed to the million year miasma of chaos each day feels like.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



so if they ubered reince home because he left his keys at the office, does that mean he had to stand around outside in the rain (it's raining like hell in DC today) until someone got home to let him in

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

wapo alert: rionce prius stuck in doggie door behind his house, claims he left his keys at the office

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

eonwe posted:

im glad of it

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/891039884231749633

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/891050190634987520

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

Trump, turning to The Mooch. "Psst, hold my arms back please."

The Mooch makes a perplexed face but immediately complies. "...Ye sure.... whaddever, you gotit boss", he says as he grabs Trump's arms and pulls him back.

"LET ME AT EM, I'LL GET THEM ALL" Trump snarls as The Mooch holds him back.

*mooch watches with worry as he realises trumps tiny hands have slipped through his grip but the don ain't movin forward*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Lastgirl posted:

Trump, turning to The Mooch. "Psst, hold my arms back please."

The Mooch makes a perplexed face but immediately complies. "...Ye sure.... whaddever, you gotit boss", he says as he grabs Trump's arms and pulls him back.

"LET ME AT EM, I'LL GET THEM ALL" Trump snarls as The Mooch holds him back.

"Mooch i need you to hold my hand"
"sure ting boss, we doin da 'lemme at em' bit again?"
*donald eyes the staircase, a single sweat drop rolls down his forehead*
"uh yeah, something like that"

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
so muellers gonna subpoena him fast enough to make my head spin right

Jazerus
May 24, 2011




Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

paranoid randroid posted:

"Mooch i need you to hold my hand"
"sure ting boss, we doin da 'lemme at em' bit again?"
*donald eyes the staircase, a single sweat drop rolls down his forehead*
"uh yeah, something like that"

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/Slate/status/890999287554899968

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

the last few years have been nuts

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


lmao


TRUMP

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

he's going to get away with it too. the conservative base is more trump than republican at this point.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
who among us....

https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/891051346811662337

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


"you know why we're here. Keep the car. Use it to get the gently caress ahta taaaaahn"

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Office Pig posted:

Kelly was the guy advocating Canadian style genocide and encouraged trump to kill the press so it's good he's out of dhs

bad that he's closer to trump

didn't Kelly also want everybody's social media usernames and passwords if they wanted to travel to the US

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

tonight on anderson 360: small dog runs down the street clutching reese penis's shoe as the bumbling former chief of staff limps after it

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP



*casts first stone*

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/Ansel/status/889596818383814656

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/829836231802515457

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

it's tyool 2017 and twitter is gonna receive a court order to clear trump's block list

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009


going to be impeached for crimes against twitter

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

zen death robot posted:

How quickly with this general talk Trump into a war somewhere?

norks just shot a long range missile apparently, so about 6 days

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
tonight: reince goes to salt his dinner and the cap falls off

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


:jackbud:

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007
as funny as this all is i wish nothing but a long painful death for piss baby trump

Grem
Mar 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 24 days!
Has Trump officially fired more people that he's appointed now?

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

hell, same

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

bet he's gonna pull a jackson and dare someone to enforce it

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

forcing Trump to read his detractors criticism for eternity



welcome to twitter hell bitch

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




UNBLOCK THE ACCOUNTS FAT MAN

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