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FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

redneck nazgul posted:

Nobody has any idea what the role of the Chief of Staff is supposed to be in this administration.

There's also no guarantee that Trump won't just put someone new in a position and ignore Kelly entirely.

Eventually it's just gonna be some Seminole casino bigwig playing up a cringeworthy caricature. ME CHIEF OF STAFF *shows off walking staff carved like a totem pole because of course trump would think Seminoles carve totem poles*

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

redneck nazgul posted:

Nobody has any idea what the role of the Chief of Staff is supposed to be in this administration.

There's also no guarantee that Trump won't just put someone new in a position and ignore Kelly entirely.

what would be the equivalent in a multi-national business organization? because trump thinks he is the boss of america right now, so look at it from that lens.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://twitter.com/petridishes/status/891046321087537154

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Alexandra Petri is a national treasure.

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.


Have you *seen* the ratings?

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



Pine Cone Jones posted:

Be the Cincinnatus we need.

I think there's another Oompa Loompa ditty rhyming Mattis and Cincinattus in there (I'm on hiatus)


Hahahaha

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


There's a chance the GOP might start pushing back a little more as their delusions of being able to control Donnie to any degree fade more and more. There aren't many more establishment people left, and Scarmucci will probably push to get rid of the last of them now that he's seen what he can get away with as comms director.

Let that sink in. A guy who is basically a used car dealer strolls into a comms director job he's completely unqualified for. Not a week later he's managed to take down the loving chief of staff. All this after he calls up the New Yorker and says all kinds of embarrassing poo poo that would get you fired in any other administration. Scarmucci walks in off the street and has as much or more power than Ivanka because he slobs Donnie's miniscule knob.

The Trump Administration is like the Chinpokomon episode of South Park. Every time someone tries to get to the bottom of the Japanese conspiracy to reprogram American children the Japanese show up and are like "You-a have BIG PENIS!", and whiever they're talking to forgets all of their concerns.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Good to see we've entered the John Tyler stage of this administration. Thought Donny would have to die to do it, but, hats off to him for staying alive and entirely alienating his party.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

BUG JUG posted:

Good to see we've entered the John Tyler stage of this administration. Thought Donny would have to die to do it, but, hats off to him for staying alive and entirely alienating his party.

Only themselves to blame. How many times did Donnie tell them what he would do to the backs of all the GOP frogs?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

BUG JUG posted:

Good to see we've entered the John Tyler stage of this administration. Thought Donny would have to die to do it, but, hats off to him for staying alive and entirely alienating his party.

69420th degree chess...

for the democrats!!!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Check out the Preibus firing timeline on the tarmac of Joint Base Andrews (from Josh Marshall of TPM).



Donnie hates firing people so much he never, ever does it in person, face-to-face. He always sends lackeys or backstabs. Fires them LIKE A DOG. Doesn't even want to see it go down.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
"Boss says your services are no longer desired"

*thumk* *body crumbles*

"They never see it coming"

*trunk slams shut*

*limo pulls away*

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Pine Cone Jones posted:

Be the Lucius Junius Brutus we need.

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!
https://twitter.com/AshleyRParker/status/891093818442960896
There's still time for a redemption arc for Not So Fat Reek :unsmith:

Terrifying Effigies
Oct 22, 2008

Problems look mighty small from 150 miles up.

Casimir Radon posted:

There's a chance the GOP might start pushing back a little more as their delusions of being able to control Donnie to any degree fade more and more. There aren't many more establishment people left, and Scarmucci will probably push to get rid of the last of them now that he's seen what he can get away with as comms director.

Let that sink in. A guy who is basically a used car dealer strolls into a comms director job he's completely unqualified for. Not a week later he's managed to take down the loving chief of staff. All this after he calls up the New Yorker and says all kinds of embarrassing poo poo that would get you fired in any other administration. Scarmucci walks in off the street and has as much or more power than Ivanka because he slobs Donnie's miniscule knob.

The Trump Administration is like the Chinpokomon episode of South Park. Every time someone tries to get to the bottom of the Japanese conspiracy to reprogram American children the Japanese show up and are like "You-a have BIG PENIS!", and whiever they're talking to forgets all of their concerns.

This was totally orchestrated by Kushner, Scaramucci is just the front man.

Looks like the next step is co-opting the generals by convincing them that they're being brought in 'to finally get the adults in the room' and clear out Bannon, followed by their inevitable humiliation and betrayal as Kush and the Trump clan cement their control of the WH inner circle. The Trumps only trust Trumps, this is all part of driving out the outsiders.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/st...genumber%3D1861
https://twitter.com/JohnJHarwood/st...r%3D1863%23pti1

I want to believe.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/890945599150927879

Did you know that Trump watches The Five?

The Five knows. They know he watches.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

This is the dumbest scenario possible so ALL ABOARD

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I wish he proclaimed himself a dictator too but perhaps not for the same reason as that douche nozzle.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Office Pig posted:

https://twitter.com/mmfa/status/890945599150927879

Did you know that Trump watches The Five?

The Five knows. They know he watches.

Fox News: "Man, an actual for-real dictator would be GREAT for ratings and ad revenue!"

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/891090665563672576

Mattis owns but this is hilarious.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

They're not even pretending to be fake news anymore

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.



Hahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahaha
Hahaha


Ha...

Oh.

:negative:



Edit:

https://twitter.com/billcox/status/891072099464486912

Genocide Tendency fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Jul 29, 2017

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice

shame on an IGA posted:

They're not even pretending to be fake news anymore

Why would they want to be like low energy CNN or the failing New York Times? Sad!

Defenestrategy
Oct 24, 2010

LingcodKilla posted:

I wish he proclaimed himself a dictator too but perhaps not for the same reason as that douche nozzle.

I believe we as a country would have come full circle since 1865 if that happened.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
something something middle east armies

https://twitter.com/alihmourad/status/891031572278894592

Ceiling fan
Dec 26, 2003

I really like ceilings.
Dead Man’s Band

Vasudus should edit this tweet into his post in the idiot thread where the Syrians chase his engineering company out of their country with his CO's tail between his legs.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gently caress it i'm crossposting this

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

tastefully arranged labia posted:

gently caress it i'm crossposting this


shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

tastefully arranged labia posted:

gently caress it i'm crossposting this


Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

I don't give a poo poo if this has been posted already because

Prop Wash
Jun 12, 2010



If you don't read the airpower thread esp. regarding the recent North Korea stuff, now is a decent time to start

Summary: shiiiiiit

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

The tfr or ai thread?

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

The thread is in TFR, I just read it. I am now really very nervous.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

This is a dumb as poo poo meme 99% of the time

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
This one was better:

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
As absolutely hilarious as an independent white house would be, I think it's way more damage to the GOP to stay. You can only scream HE'S A RINO so many times. Becoming independent would let them flat out say "this man betrayed us, he's not a republican at all!!!!1" and then the logic of 'conservatism cannot fail, it can only be failed' will still prevail.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Trump is up and mad at Senate rules.

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/891257256716533760

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/891259773085077504

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/891260528919588865

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

You forgot the best one:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/891253798500487168

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Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

You already know why he's mad at the Senate.
https://mobile.twitter.com/BadFoxGraphics/status/891266030164639744
As usual, he saw something on TV.

Gobbeldygook fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Jul 29, 2017

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