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logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
itt people who didn't read the letter

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Drinking bourbon and writing thank-you notes for my interview, thinking about the chaos in my nation's govt


What the gently caress

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

logikv9 posted:

itt people who didn't read the letter

I read it

she can gently caress off

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


America, 2017

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
you see, north korea is a lot like comics in that

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Kashuno posted:

I read it

she can gently caress off

The letter basically says, "more money for health care. gently caress you".

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Office Pig posted:

once had a dream about maggots
little ones that would take over the host and make a newer, bigger maggot
giant ones that had wiggling pustules that would suck you in and digest you
skinny ones that would crawl inside and squeeze your eyeballs out

you never really forget the smell of a corpse

The ones that go in are lean and thin
The ones that come out are fat and stout
MAGA!!

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

nancy pelosi and the very unread letter
coming soon to the internet

Atoramos
Aug 31, 2003

Jim's now a Blind Cave Salamander!


Bannon outlasting Manafort, Lewandowski, Flynn, Spicer and Preibus was the least expected of all the survivors.

Serf
May 5, 2011


i wish she would peloless

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

logikv9 posted:

you see, north korea is a lot like comics in that

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
here is Gary Larson, author of the popular "Far Side" cartoons to discuss the Soviet missile crisis

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

"i know not of how missiles work but what i can tell you is that this is definitely hillary clintons fault"

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



donald j trump presents
a trump universal production
in partnership with trump inc
ivankakorp
barron's of new york
the trump institute
trump university

and

his radiant majesty president donald jrjrjj trump, president of the united states of america and assorted territories

present

a donald j trump production

an AMERICAN DREAMS WEEK event

your NEW and ONLY director of homeland security
weighing in at [unintelligible]
from parts unknown
the oaf from da souf
nobody puts gravy in the corner
full bellies, puffy shirts, cant lose
mister saturday night
chris christie's worst nightmare
the man who will make our rock n roll dreams come through

in the greyish brown corner



MMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTLLLLLLLOOOOOOOAAAAAAAFFFFFFFF

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I should probably be playing video games but w/e

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'm mostly impressed that his politics haven't leaked over to his comics although I wouldn't know anyway

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Office Pig posted:

once had a dream about maggots
you never really forget the smell of a corpse

Donald Trump won the election
Well, an "election" of sorts

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Atoramos posted:

Bannon outlasting Manafort, Lewandowski, Flynn, Spicer and Preibus was the least expected of all the survivors.

seriously, how is he still hanging in there

1) he is a genius

2) tromp lol

3) ????

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Lastgirl posted:

more nuts in the white house than a pistachio farm eeeeeyy *finger gun clicks*

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

logikv9 posted:

I'm mostly impressed that his politics haven't leaked over to his comics although I wouldn't know anyway

they uh, absolutely have, and have forever

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

lmao

poo poo, man

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i skimmed the letter and i thought it was cool that our nations most powerful cat lady was politely rubbing the big defeat in McConnell face

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

our thread mascot took a 100k hour probation?!?

:(

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I think I found one of the douchiest posts on the internet

quote:

Sorry Beth, this isn’t a matter of opinion, it is fact. As someone with a trained palate (sommelier), Coke Zero, and Diet Coke, have two very distinct flavors. As someone who also loves Soda, I enjoy Coke Zero, but really detest the flavor (especially the after taste) of Diet Coke. On a side note, most somms that drink soda prefer Dr. Pepper for some reason, oddly enough, it also makes the best flavor of diets as well (really miss Dr. Pepper One, but the fools marketed it for “men only.”)

DMCrimson
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost

anyone who hasn't watched this, watch it now

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Guys Scott Adams can cure diseases with his mind. He draws Dilbert with the pencil between his middle finger. Dilbert talks without a mouth.

He's on some next-level poo poo you cannot comprehend.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007


holy poo poo I had never even heard of this before

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

seriously who is paying for this bald gently caress's healthcare because a properly functioning libertarian free market would make health insurance unaffordable to majestic assholes

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Nichael posted:

I think I found one of the douchiest posts on the internet

hes right tho i guess. different stuff does taste different.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

logikv9 posted:

itt people who didn't read the letter

i didn't come to this thread to read

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Nichael posted:

I think I found one of the douchiest posts on the internet

/r/leredditarmie

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Nichael posted:

I think I found one of the douchiest posts on the internet


lol

i watched that Somme movie and its great. the test is $10k and they donf even tell you what your score was. i think the trest is just feeling you out to see how gullible and rich you are

also at one point they try thunderbird and mistake it for somme noerheast german rissling or some poo poo

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Nichael posted:

I think I found one of the douchiest posts on the internet

sounds like dennis from always sunny talkin bout trained palates n poo poo

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


punchymcpunch posted:

hes right tho i guess. different stuff does taste different.

how can you tell if you're not a soda somm? :smugdon:

Mo_Steel
Mar 7, 2008

Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together

Fun Shoe

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

cumshitter posted:

i skimmed the letter and i thought it was cool that our nations most powerful cat lady was politely rubbing the big defeat in McConnell face

hella :same:

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
excuse me im specially trained for tasting the difference between two separate marketed products you loving plebe go back home and enjoy your lukewarm tap water

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


As a trained "somm" (just a little nickname for ourselves that we sommelier like to use!), I feel like I have the most informed palate of C-SPAM when discerning Russian urine varieties.
:goonsay:

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Nichael posted:

I think I found one of the douchiest posts on the internet

Holy loving lol a "Soft Drink Sommelier"

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