FabioClone posted:

This Jeb guy sounds like he knows what's up. He should run for president.

jarofpiss posted:

we're all gonna fuckin die

MaxxBot posted:

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

One morning, when my sister woke from troubled dreams, she found herself transformed in her bed into a horny dog. She lay on her rug-like back, and if she lifted her head a little she could see her pink belly, slightly spotted and divided by nipples into soft sections. The bedding was hardly able to cover it and seemed ready to slide off any moment. Her furry legs, pitifully thin compared with the size of the rest of her, waved about helplessly as he looked.

"What's happened to me?" she thought. It wasn't a dream. Her room, a proper human room although a little too small, lay peacefully between its four familiar walls. A collection of lingerie samples lay spread out on the table - sister was a tea hostess- and above it there hung a picture that she had recently cut out of an illustrated magazine and housed in a nice, gilded frame. It showed a lady fitted out with a fur hat and fur ears who sat upright, raising a heavy fur tail that covered the whole of her lower arm towards the viewer.

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i wonder if jeb! will give rience a job?

Lord of Pie posted:

Rename Wisconsin to Cheese Kansas

lorn Wayne posted:

oh man i can't believe my mind Immediately went to Blowjobs and Handjobs.

I am going to He** lmao!!!!

Baloogan posted:

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Squizzle posted:

Baloogan posted:

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WampaLord posted:

Here Lies Baloogan

He Never Scored

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

powerless like your posting cabin 💩🦆

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