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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Is this dad dick?

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


AggressivelyStupid posted:

Worst NBA rap is Tony Parker, hope this helps

i will never forget when parker won the finals MVP and then started doing his horrible french raps with his entourage because included in that entourage was his brother who was last seen crapping out of the big ten tournament

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.




That's.....interesting?


*Kyrie voice* No, ShaqFU, dad-not-dad"

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..

Paul Zuvella posted:

I agree, a shot that misses is a bad shot good point Doltos

Not if it's a Kobe assist

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016

If this is a real offer the Cavs need to take it, that would be a loving good team

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

if the cavs could get pbev and delly back they'd have two of the most enraging wing defenders in the nba

E2M2
Mar 2, 2007

Ain't No Thang.
Dude who is that guy's source? His next door neighbor?

Brolander
Oct 20, 2008

i am but a vessel
I'm the hooper (hooper!) the hyper (hyper!) protected by Viper
When I'm out to hoopin' yo ya better decipher
In other words you'd better make a funky decision
Cause I'm a be a Shaq knife and cut you with precision

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
The hooper?

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."

attackmole posted:

The hooper?



Is that Jordan Farmar wearing a wig on the right.

update: yeah that's definitely him with his ears chopped off


Brogeoisie fucked around with this message at 05:09 on Jul 29, 2017

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
DeAndre on the Cavs will be cool until people start saying he sucks because he's above 7 feet tall and doesn't have enough points per game for their liking, which I mean dumb people already say so it's just going to get worse.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
Attn: Sixers fans

Markelle Fultz posted:

“Rehab’s going real great,” the rookie said. “Everybody knows I sprained my ankle, but my ankle’s a lot better thanks to the training staff. I give big props to them, one of the best in the business. … I’ve been working out. I’ve been jumping, shooting, everything like that, so I’m real healthy, so I’m happy.”

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
I'll be ready to play 18 games in 2, 3 years tops.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

E2M2 posted:

Dude who is that guy's source? His next door neighbor?

the dark musings in my musecage

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
That Tweet has 7 retweets.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

MourningView posted:

Kobe is the actual worst one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cavAQx-_G5Y

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/CBSSportsNBA/status/890313322880487424


:allears:

Brogeoisie
Jan 12, 2005

"Look, I'm a private citizen," he said. "One thing that I don't have to do is sit here and open my kimono as it relates to how much money I make or didn't."
Delonte West has the saddest raps but not the worst raps. Jason Kidd's is the best purely from his bizarre nasally baritone voice

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



The LeBron-Love-Deandre-JR-Derrick Rose Cavs would rule.


wow crazy that carmelo has a no-trade clause for other players that he has to waive for any player to get traded, what was phil thinking when he gave him that contract

Shear Modulus fucked around with this message at 06:01 on Jul 29, 2017

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Eltoasto posted:

I like em, and I like the darker blue court too.



Those are tight as gently caress

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Does Carmelo want to get traded anywhere? I know what is out there but the guy seems to enjoy playing and living in New York.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Niwrad posted:

Does Carmelo want to get traded anywhere? I know what is out there but the guy seems to enjoy playing and living in New York.

The current storyline is that he's only going to play for the Rockets

Boosh!
Apr 12, 2002
Oven Wrangler
Reports say Rockets or nothing.

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Doltos posted:

Those are tight as gently caress

I like the way the stripes on the side evoke a field of corn or wheat, combined with the cheesy growing basketball line. Teams from "uncool" regions should play up the local color. That's why names like Steelers and Pistons and Brewers kick rear end, or the Spurs' rodeo jerseys (not the best design but a great idea)

morestuff
Aug 2, 2008

You can't stop what's coming
I don't really love the circle text but otherwise those are pretty good

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
Who is the better prospect long term, LeBron Jr or LaMelo?

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

(Deande isn't 7feet)

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
I am declaring that the Kyrie thing is gonna blow over and he's gonna stay in Cleveland and we'll all forget about it. I don't know why, but I will die on this hill.

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

euphronius posted:

(Deande isn't 7feet)

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Bigass Moth posted:

Who is the better prospect long term, LeBron Jr or LaMelo?

Bol Bol

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Bigass Moth posted:

Who is the better prospect long term, LeBron Jr or LaMelo?

Bronnie Jr. Assuming he doesn't end up under 6 feet tall.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012


Gonna own so hard

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida


Where are the alternating caps

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Shear Modulus posted:

The LeBron-Love-Deandre-JR-Derrick Rose Cavs would rule.

Lol if you start 2017 Rose over Beverley

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
I don't think LeBron has ever had a rim protector like Jordan on his team in their prime. That team would wreck some poo poo on defense assuming this isn't the year LBJs defense falls off a cliff.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

milk milk lemonade posted:

I don't think LeBron has ever had a rim protector like Jordan on his team in their prime. That team would wreck some poo poo on defense assuming this isn't the year LBJs defense falls off a cliff.

He stopped playing defense back in 2014.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

milk milk lemonade posted:

I don't think LeBron has ever had a rim protector like Jordan on his team in their prime. That team would wreck some poo poo on defense assuming this isn't the year LBJs defense falls off a cliff.

Uh Bosh

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016

Strawberry Panda posted:

He stopped playing defense back in 2014.

I'm of course referring to Playoffs LeBron.



Hmmmm really

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

DeimosRising posted:

I like the way the stripes on the side evoke a field of corn or wheat, combined with the cheesy growing basketball line. Teams from "uncool" regions should play up the local color. That's why names like Steelers and Pistons and Brewers kick rear end, or the Spurs' rodeo jerseys (not the best design but a great idea)

Pittsburgh has the black and yellow as their global scheme which is why I want a basketball team there. Detroit's steel city theme is cool af too which is why the Pistons and Red Wings are cool teams and the Tigers and Lions are both trash

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Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
Still mad the league wouldn't let the Pels be black and gold.

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