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Calaveron: Aug 7, 2006

Not Operator posted:

The best possible outcome was "looked like a huge dork on camera"

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# ? Jul 29, 2017 17:03

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# ? May 14, 2024 21:46

Aerdan: Apr 14, 2012; Not Dennis NEDry

wayfinder posted:

https://i.imgur.com/JCwfusO.mp4

Protip for being a fruit ninja: Be an actual ninja first.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 17:10

Slugnoid: Jun 23, 2006; Nap Ghost

fuuuck did he deglove his finger?

# ? Jul 29, 2017 17:22

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

im pooping! posted:

maybe im the schadenfreude because ive watched voyager to completion maybe 3 times and i find myself pissed at the writing occasionally. dont get me wrong, i rank it lower than enterprise on my own trek scale but at its core is 7 seasons of unadulterated star trek and that is good enough for me, and should be enough for any trek fan.

I think you're the AUG at this point.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 17:33

walrusman: Aug 4, 2006

Aerdan posted:

Protip for being a fruit ninja: Be an actual ninja first.

Jesus Christ this one is awful. I am not quoting it because I don't want to see it more times.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 17:37

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

Not Operator posted:

The best possible outcome was "looked like a huge dork on camera"

Calaveron posted:

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# ? Jul 29, 2017 17:44

doverhog: May 31, 2013; Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

That guy should've mastered 1 blade before going for 2... Well really he should've found a cooler hobby but you know.

Historically dual wielding was only really done to show off your sword skills, because it's hard and inefficient, by people who trained that stuff daily for the purpose of actually killing someone (so they took it kinda seriously).

# ? Jul 29, 2017 19:01

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Here's the video if people are interested in seeing the aftermath
He had to get stitches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmG-r6wrAw8

Snowglobe of Doom has a new favorite as of 19:14 on Jul 29, 2017

# ? Jul 29, 2017 19:12

Kurieg: Jul 19, 2012; RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20

im pooping! posted:

maybe im the schadenfreude because ive watched voyager to completion maybe 3 times and i find myself pissed at the writing occasionally. dont get me wrong, i rank it lower than enterprise on my own trek scale but at its core is 7 seasons of unadulterated star trek and that is good enough for me, and should be enough for any trek fan.

I like vpyager too. I'd never rank it above tng or ds9, but it got much better once it got out of it's first two years, which are always rocky for every trek series (MOVE ALONG HOME!!)

# ? Jul 29, 2017 19:13

BrianBoitano: Nov 15, 2006; this is fine

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's the video if people are interested in seeing the aftermath
He had to get stitches

Do not give this guy views, unless you're making a gif for others to enjoy without benefitting him.

I mean he's not as intentionally self-destructive as L.A. Beast or Jackass, but still don't make stupid people famous.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 19:27

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

BrianBoitano posted:

Do not give this guy views, unless you're making a gif for others to enjoy without benefitting him.

I mean he's not as intentionally self-destructive as L.A. Beast or Jackass, but still don't make stupid people famous.

Sssssshhhh I'm trying to trick people into watching a pranks/'social experiments' youtube channel. It'll be hilarious!

# ? Jul 29, 2017 19:29

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

BrianBoitano posted:

Do not give this guy views, unless you're making a gif for others to enjoy without benefitting him.

I mean he's not as intentionally self-destructive as L.A. Beast or Jackass, but still don't make stupid people famous.

Shut up idiot

Jesus

E: that said I can't watch even 10s of this idiot so I guess yah don't give him any views, for your own sake.

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 20:12 on Jul 29, 2017

# ? Jul 29, 2017 19:33

old bean factory: Nov 18, 2006; Will ya close the fucking doors?!

10 extra views will make this guy a millionaire!

gently caress, that hit is so cringy to watch. There's a reason swordsmen doing cuts keep their off-hand on their back, or use both hands.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 19:41

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Here's the video if people are interested in seeing the aftermath
He had to get stitches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmG-r6wrAw8

"...OH MY GOD THAT WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA..."

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:12

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Ow oof ouch dagingert

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:14

Laserjet 4P: Mar 28, 2005; What does it mean?; Fun Shoe

im pooping! posted:

counterpoint, all of star trek is cool and good and fun

counterpoint: the fanbase

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:16

Low Desert Punk: Jul 4, 2012; i have absolutely no fucking money

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:26

Tanith: Jul 17, 2005; _{Alpha, Beta, Gamma cores

Use them, lose them, salvage more

Kick off the next AI war

In the Persean Sector}

Low Desert Punk posted:

Pangs of shame aren't normally localized to the right ankle, what's the deal with the pitcher in this one?

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:35

SiKboy: Oct 28, 2007; Oh no!😱

Tanith posted:

Pangs of shame aren't normally localized to the right ankle, what's the deal with the pitcher in this one?

They are linked. Whatever happens to the batter is instead felt by the pitcher. Its called "The pitcher of Dorian Grey".

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:43

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SiKboy posted:

They are linked. Whatever happens to the batter is instead felt by the pitcher. Its called "The pitcher of Dorian Grey".

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:47

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

SiKboy posted:

They are linked. Whatever happens to the batter is instead felt by the pitcher. Its called "The pitcher of Dorian Grey".

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:49

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

God dammit I'm still cringing about that dude wedging a blade into his hand. I want to say gently caress you wayfinder for embedding it but chances are I would have clicked and watched anyway :argh:

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:53

mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Mak0rz posted:

God dammit I'm still cringing about that dude wedging a blade into his hand. I want to say gently caress you wayfinder for embedding it but chances are I would have clicked and watched anyway

If you enjoyed that video you should definitely check out the one I posted a few pages ago as well, just make sure to slow it down to 0.25x: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gnRJz1zHoE

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:56

Teach: Mar 28, 2008; Pillbug

SiKboy posted:

They are linked. Whatever happens to the batter is instead felt by the pitcher. Its called "The pitcher of Dorian Grey".

There have been very few times in my life where I've shown (Borat voice) my wife a post from SA. This was one of them.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 20:57

Mu Zeta: Oct 17, 2002; Me crush ass to dust

Mak0rz posted:

God dammit I'm still cringing about that dude wedging a blade into his hand. I want to say gently caress you wayfinder for embedding it but chances are I would have clicked and watched anyway

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3kJ6SU3ycs

The cool thing though is that since that incident the guy really got into fitness and he's in amazing shape now.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 21:00

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

SiKboy posted:

They are linked. Whatever happens to the batter is instead felt by the pitcher. Its called "The pitcher of Dorian Grey".

I hate to admit that I laughed at this.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 21:05

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

mobby_6kl posted:

If you enjoyed that video you should definitely check out the one I posted a few pages ago as well, just make sure to slow it down to 0.25x: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gnRJz1zHoE

Nah, I'm good :colbert:

Mu Zeta posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3kJ6SU3ycs

The cool thing though is that since that incident the guy really got into fitness and he's in amazing shape now.

This one is funny, actually.

# ? Jul 29, 2017 21:18

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://i.imgur.com/qeVryVn.mp4

# ? Jul 29, 2017 21:20

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

mobby_6kl posted:

If you enjoyed that video you should definitely check out the one I posted a few pages ago as well, just make sure to slow it down to 0.25x: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gnRJz1zHoE

holy poo poo

# ? Jul 29, 2017 21:21

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Jul 30, 2017 00:38

Ariong: Jun 25, 2012; Get bashed, platonist!

Say Nothing posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTNKGK7hVhY

# ? Jul 30, 2017 00:58

Mercedes Colomar: Nov 1, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

BrianBoitano posted:

Do not give this guy views, unless you're making a gif for others to enjoy without benefitting him.

I mean he's not as intentionally self-destructive as L.A. Beast or Jackass, but still don't make stupid people famous.

Or I can click it just to report it, that'd be nice. Cuz dude's a drat moron.

# ? Jul 30, 2017 01:09

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

Mu Zeta posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3kJ6SU3ycs

The cool thing though is that since that incident the guy really got into fitness and he's in amazing shape now.

Those drat serpa holsters, they should be banned.

# ? Jul 30, 2017 01:29

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Manuel Calavera posted:

Or I can click it just to report it, that'd be nice. Cuz dude's a drat moron.

snitching

# ? Jul 30, 2017 01:34

Railing Kill: Nov 14, 2008; You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Randaconda posted:

snitching

Snitches (and their victims) get stitches.

# ? Jul 30, 2017 02:22

NorgLyle: Sep 20, 2002; Do you think I posted to this forum because I value your companionship?

Railing Kill posted:

Coincidentally, Miroslav Satan gets a free pass because of language. Also, hail Satan; go Pens. (Yes I know he doesn't play for them anymore.)

I have never followed or known anything about hockey but I will always remember this guy for a single Sportscenter highlight call where Dan Patrick was narrating him on a... thing where he has the puck and gets away from his defender and avoids another guy before shooting and scoring by deadpanning his name correctly three times as he took the puck, dodged the two guys and then shouting out his name pronounced incorrectly at the very end.

"Shahtahn... Shahtahn... Shahtahn... SATAN!"

# ? Jul 30, 2017 02:33

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

Glazier posted:

Those drat serpa holsters, they should be banned.

Wait for it...

# ? Jul 30, 2017 04:02

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

NorgLyle posted:

I have never followed or known anything about hockey but I will always remember this guy for a single Sportscenter highlight call where Dan Patrick was narrating him on a... thing where he has the puck and gets away from his defender and avoids another guy before shooting and scoring by deadpanning his name correctly three times as he took the puck, dodged the two guys and then shouting out his name pronounced incorrectly at the very end.

"Shahtahn... Shahtahn... Shahtahn... SATAN!"

Well, in the replays they call him Hercule.

# ? Jul 30, 2017 05:21