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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF4PlgwP8UI

thanks 4 the mcnuggets gimme a ride to PUBLIX kthx.

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Thatim posted:

Birds are cooler than dogs and cats.


Dogs in sweaters are an exception

SAID THE MAN WITH THE DOG AVA

oh you covered that

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Yinlock posted:

tbf this seems like it should already be a thing

like why is this not the case

because security clearances and security classifications, being products of executive agencies, ultimately derive from presidential authority - and this would have the nonsensical effect of allowing a subordinate to the president to revoke a clearance bestowed by the president. it also skips a rung of the chain of command - because the fbi director answers to the attorney general, himself answerable to the president. it would be like giving an assistant manager the rights to close or sell a store without the general manager or owner's consent

a messed up horse
Mar 11, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
birds own

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

#americanbirdweek

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

How is Trump Country doing these days...
https://twitter.com/IdahoNewsNow/status/890687090496851968?s=09

Oh, okay.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


theres no such thing as luck on the battlefield

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

this wouldn't have happened if that 18yo had a gun

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

DrPossum posted:

this wouldn't have happened if that 18yo had a gun

what that dumb 18yo with a gun needed was a good guy with a gun to shoot him before he killed himself

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i wonder if there is some obscure collusion of laws that makes shooting someone to keep them from killing themselves a justifiable homicide, like where suicide itself is considered murder and therefore shooting the guy to try to stop him from shooting himself is blah blah blah guns trumpmerica

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

what a moron

you need to train first with a squirt gun dumbo :rolleyes:

TwoStepBoog
Apr 12, 2008

hi trump thread
im drinking kraken and coke
how are you guys

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
he was just teaching himself about gun safety

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lorn Wayne posted:

what a moron

you need to train first with a squirt gun dumbo :rolleyes:

"Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun." - Lady Gaga

Martin BadClixx
Jul 14, 2012

dada stijl

:cumpolice:

Mariana Horchata posted:

#americanbirdweek

please dont


i think if bird week comes around trump does something that kills all the american birds and fires banon or osmething

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.

TwoStepBoog posted:

hi trump thread
im drinking kraken and coke
how are you guys

sipping on water.





is it still sobriety if you smoke lots of weed?

mags
May 30, 2008

I am a congenital optimist.
I was always not sober so I don't know the rules

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Lol, are we still calling rural white suicide "russian roulette"?

#Russian

roulette

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Zas posted:

theres no such thing as luck on the battlefield

what about love

can love bloom on the battlefield

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



mister magpie posted:

sipping on water.





is it still sobriety if you smoke lots of weed?

Weed is my anti-drug

rawrr
Jul 28, 2007

Bethamphetamine posted:

Lol, are we still calling rural white suicide "russian roulette"?

#Russian

roulette

happened in moscow too lol

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Mariana Horchata posted:

#americanbirdweek

https://twitter.com/ProBirdRights/status/890353052938457088

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Thatim posted:

Birds are cooler than dogs and cats.


Dogs in sweaters are an exception

:yeah:

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

#Died

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

How dumb do you have to be to kill someone else while playing Russian Roulette?

Or is it just considered cheating?

clockworx
Oct 15, 2005
The Internet Whore made me buy this account

Uh, from the article that doesn't actually sound like Russian Roulette at all.

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

slide into my obits

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

CAROL!'s early election strategies already paying off

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



https://twitter.com/ejhuff627/status/891106599099662337

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



"#died" must be a pretty interesting feed...

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
CSPAM_PUNKROCKSONG.txt

When the flames engulfed the home of the brave, the stampede toward the border was in vain. Faces palmed, faces paled as the wall they said would make them great could not be scaled. When the free-market fundamentalist steps on a roadside bomb outside Kandahar bleeding to death, I swear to Ayn Rand I’ll ask if he needs an invisible hand. You say #notallcops. You say #notallmen. Yeah you insist #itsonly99%. There’s nothing new for you to learn. Ok, sit back, relax and watch it all burn. The colossal waste of energy: talent upon the talented, freedom upon the free. This whole drat beautiful life wasted on you and me. God are you there? It’s me, in the denim jacket. Are you receiving my prayers through the noise and cosmic static? God are you there? Can you confirm i’m on the right goddamn planet?!? The day the rapture came, a forgettable event. The clouds, they opened up and not a single person went. To the chromatic whistle of a carousel calliope stomp the citizens of our clown idiot dingbat society.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTANmHJhbF8

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


drinking some new holland's dragon milk.

it is good and cool.

also trump is bad.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

mister magpie posted:

sipping on water.





is it still sobriety if you smoke lots of weed?

Yes and anyone who says otherwise can go ahead and gently caress themselves

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

sullat
Jan 9, 2012

Did you just doxx Harry Truman's SSN?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Can't get enough of working for embarrassing NY icons I guess

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Ras Seen

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