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NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

i want a smart duvet with a vacuum setting so i can program it to do this when i'm ready for bed



freaky ghost bed

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Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

NoneMoreNegative posted:

freaky ghost bed

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

i have too much unnecessary junk in my pocket

*looks at wallet*

*looks at fidget spinner*

the answer is obvious; i should combine them

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Shifty Pony posted:

just avoid having hard sex on the crack.

thats what she said

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Trig Discipline posted:

i have too much unnecessary junk in my pocket

*looks at wallet*

*looks at fidget spinner*

the answer is obvious; i should combine them

gently caress them for not calling it the fidget spender

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

NoneMoreNegative posted:

freaky ghost bed

i also want the smartduvet app to sync with my morning alarm and suck the covers off my body when i need to wake up

and a fleshlight attachment so i can wake to a blanket blowie

and idk maybe also add a fidget spinner, why not

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

NoneMoreNegative posted:

freaky ghost bed

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy
speaking of disrupting bedding, we got antimicrobial sheets infused with silver, with copper, and even with zinc!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1iCZpFMYd0

e:damnit, videos inside spoiler tags don't work. damned forums are still infused with radium

Dixie Cretin Seaman fucked around with this message at 23:06 on Jul 16, 2017

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



lol copper sheets maybe if you infuse the pillows with magnets you can cure everything

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Agile Vector posted:

gently caress them for not calling it the fidget spender

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

lol 4 cases, 5 bands. "That's literally infinite combinations!"

oh god the accessories are literally just things you could order of aliexpress

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Jul 17, 2017

evilcat
May 16, 2009
How about an as seen on tv pair of scissors that are supposed to do what a knife does, except bigger? This one can cut the corrot, works if you are in the barbecue and is perfect for those with still so many kitchenware-why not add one more thing?
It can cut carrots, apples, and chicken feet is just a few frames and can open bottles. Also it's great for clumsy people, because holding a thing in their air to cut it up with scissors that take apart to turn into a bad meta fork and tiny knife is way better than on a stable and solid surface. For the $14 it costs, it's effectively the same price as the as seen on tv one, except that you can go to a store or go online and buy right now with no wait.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



what if pruning shears but too much

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



tbh it doesnt inspire much confidence that they call it the "latest multifunction ..."

like they just keep releasing pieces of poo poo one after the other

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Problem: We keep getting kicked off other funding platforms for being horrible human beings!
Solution: We'll make our own platform! And call it Hatreon.

https://twitter.com/schwanksta/status/889862076906307584

moron izzard
Nov 17, 2006

Grimey Drawer
lmao Sam Hyde hasn't even been kicked off patreon yet

he made a burner crowdfunder platform.

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

This week's projects are amazing,



Mustang-200: affordable, scalable adv. computing accelerator

Apparently an i5 computer on a PCIe card for $1,800 is a good deal and of interest to people. How is this cost effective compared to almost anything else idk.



CARWASH - World's First Automatic Phone Cleaner

Just, idk.



GURUIST - First ever personal GURU device

This is more like it,

JawnV6
Jul 4, 2004

So hot ...

jake's fukken pumped for his digital motivational post-it note

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

MrMoo posted:




Mustang-200: affordable, scalable adv. computing accelerator

Apparently an i5 computer on a PCIe card for $1,800 is a good deal and of interest to people. How is this cost effective compared to almost anything else idk.


These types of devices are actually pretty widely used in various sorts of research/rendering/etc environments, but I've no idea why you'd choose to trust those workloads to a random Kickstarter manufacturer instead of more established vendors.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

fishmech posted:

...I've no idea why you'd choose to trust those workloads to a random Kickstarter manufacturer instead of more established vendors.

you are positing rational behavior on the part of people who buy into hardware kickstarters

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

Q: Why did the moron brick his anroid in a CARWASH?
A: It was his daily driver
:rimshot:

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
someone made a magsafe connector but for usbc https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1987315112/magc-stylish-upgrade-for-usb-c-resurrect-magsafe

A Pinball Wizard
Mar 23, 2005

I know every trick, no freak's gonna beat my hands

College Slice

oh wow, why has no one thought of this befo

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/mlt/B01CQTK6GU/ref=psd_mlt_dp_click_B01CQTK6GU?showV2=0

BobHoward
Feb 13, 2012

The only thing white people deserve is a bullet to their empty skull

they are also the inventor of

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




heck yea i am the one person who likes the profound poo poo that comes out of a fortune cookie

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Trig Discipline posted:

you are positing rational behavior on the part of people who buy into hardware kickstarters

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009


I wonder what they're trying to evoke with the random other items in the background of this image.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Chalks posted:

I wonder what they're trying to evoke with the random other items in the background of this image.

"do you like wasting money?"

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

CarOS, A+ for research on this kickstarter. It looks like a Android Auto clone running as an app on iOS.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




In Bed expansion free for first 100 backers

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.

hackbunny posted:

"do you like wasting money?"

that must be why it looks like a mac mini too

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Agile Vector posted:

In Bed expansion free for first 100 backers

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

hackbunny posted:

"do you like wasting money?"

That's a Bose speaker and looks like a 35-mm camera. So no just wasting money, but also wasting money on poo poo that is pretentious.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
wherein someone uses their child's death to kickstart their music career:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/940372533/love-and-let-go-an-album-for-bereaved-parent/description

Dixie Cretin Seaman
Jan 22, 2008

all hat and one catte
Hot Rope Guy

uh she's raising $20k to make an album of music to donate to a charity. if you can think of a better way to support the mission of charity using $20k of other people's money, i'd like to hear it :colbert:

hifi
Jul 25, 2012


drat and it's not even dungeon synth or emo folk

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ghosttechnologies/nanite-the-micro-smartphone-you-can-take-anywhere

Trying to make another Android Wear phone but failing and ending up with a size in between a watch and a phone then punting on Kickstarter. Good luck with that.

There Will Be Penalty
May 18, 2002

Makes a great pet!

MrMoo posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ghosttechnologies/nanite-the-micro-smartphone-you-can-take-anywhere

Trying to make another Android Wear phone but failing and ending up with a size in between a watch and a phone then punting on Kickstarter. Good luck with that.

a little bigger and you have this

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



MrMoo posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ghosttechnologies/nanite-the-micro-smartphone-you-can-take-anywhere

Trying to make another Android Wear phone but failing and ending up with a size in between a watch and a phone then punting on Kickstarter. Good luck with that.

$15k total needed and will ship by november i'm sure

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



MrMoo posted:

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/ghosttechnologies/nanite-the-micro-smartphone-you-can-take-anywhere

Trying to make another Android Wear phone but failing and ending up with a size in between a watch and a phone then punting on Kickstarter. Good luck with that.

based on kickstarter deliveries itll be an android where phone

There Will Be Penalty posted:

a little bigger and you have this



god bless webos :colbert:

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