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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







tetrapyloctomy posted:

That's one of those stories best stated as a hypothetical event occurring well outside of the statute of limitations. =)

well yeah naturally we're just poo poo posting here bro

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Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

FizFashizzle posted:

dude was fat and unhealthy and is probably a ticking time bomb anyway.

gross. should've let him die.

tetrapyloctomy
Feb 18, 2003

Okay -- you talk WAY too fast.
Nap Ghost

FizFashizzle posted:

well yeah naturally we're just poo poo posting here bro



AIn't nothing better.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

tetrapyloctomy posted:

That's one of those stories best stated as a hypothetical event occurring well outside of the statute of limitations. =)

edit: Your fruit basket comment makes me realize that I absolutely have received more hugs, praise, etc., from families of people I've failed to save than from people I actually have saved.

If her medical license had gold fringe on it she would've been immune to malpractice prosecution. Also while over the Atlantic the situation would've been covered by "The Law of the Sea" and they would've been legally bound to descend to below 10,000 feet and toss the dead passenger out of the aircraft.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







hey traploctomy can you email me at user name @ gmail i need to ask you something and I don't have plat

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

coyo7e posted:

I dunno, cardiac arrest is satisfying in its own unique way

https://twitter.com/xbCC0981LdF25kD/status/884747826382725120

Good Nazi.

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

coyo7e posted:

I dunno, cardiac arrest is satisfying in its own unique way

https://twitter.com/xbCC0981LdF25kD/status/884747826382725120

let the body hit the floor
let the body hit the floor
let he body hit the

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Booyah- posted:

Owned

Reince didn't sign a NDA either

People keep pointing this out as if Reince wasn't too sniveling a coward to do anything but thank Trump for all the abuse and wish his tormentors well as they burn down the party he's spent the last decade working for while they simultaneously try and destroy the county and world.

Now if Bannon didn't sign and NDA and is forced out, well then the fun really starts.

skylined!
Apr 6, 2012

THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
the mooch will sell every memory and written word from his time with this administration the second he is out as well, assuming no nda

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Gyges posted:

People keep pointing this out as if Reince wasn't too sniveling a coward to do anything but thank Trump for all the abuse and wish his tormentors well as they burn down the party he's spent the last decade working for while they simultaneously try and destroy the county and world.

Now if Bannon didn't sign and NDA and is forced out, well then the fun really starts.

Reince is already feeding all his information about Scaramucchi to anyone who will listen.

Bannon will go full scorched Earth on Trump about how he's been corrupted by politics if he's forced out.

Gyges
Aug 4, 2004

NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK
Feeding reporters dirt on Mooch is just trying to scoop Mooch himself and is not very impressive.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Stupid yes, incompetent sure, but a trumps stooge?

https://twitter.com/juddlegum/status/891676648168456192

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich
I loving hate the comparison to Viagra for service members because it also trivializes a very legitimate expense while completely focusing on all the wrong things.

It's not a bad decision because of a disparity on treatments, it's a bad decision because it's completely unethical and the President, ostensibly the leader of the military, singled out individuals who are already in a difficult position and then told them they're incredibly invaluable in a policy equivalent of a dismissive hand wave and a sniff in a very public fashion.

Boon fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jul 30, 2017

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

FizFashizzle posted:

Stupid yes, incompetent sure, but a trumps stooge?

https://twitter.com/juddlegum/status/891676648168456192

He absolutely is, and along with the other Trump flunkies getting shoved into the DoE, are some of the most dangerous people in the administration.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Boon posted:

I loving hate the comparison to Viagra for service members because it also trivializes a very legitimate expense.

Right, how else are they going to make sure every private can stand at attention for hours on end.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

LA Times posted:

In court, the psychologists’ attorneys argued that their clients couldn’t be held responsible for simply doing “business with the CIA pursuant to their contracts.” In a last-ditch effort Friday to get the case dismissed, the defendants compared their situation to that of World War II manufacturers who supplied the Nazis with poison gas, and who later argued they weren’t responsible for how the gas was used.

ACLU attorney Dror Ladin thought the comparison was a stretch, and noted that the postwar Nuremberg tribunals found that private contractors were in fact responsible if they chose to provide “unlawful means” that allowed them to profit from war crimes.

“In the same case that Mitchell and Jessen cite,” Ladin said, “the military tribunal found the owner of a chemical company that sold Zyklon B to the Nazis guilty, even though only the Nazis had final say on which prisoners would be gassed.”

CIA torturers are literally using the Nuremberg defense to avoid an upcoming trial.

treasured8elief fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jul 30, 2017

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

La Brea Carpet posted:

Right, how else are they going to make sure every private can stand at attention for hours on end.

Not sure if you joking or not, but I'm serious. Stress related dysfunction has a loving tremendous psychological impact on top of an already stress filled situation.

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

tetrapyloctomy posted:

AIn't nothing better.


Dogtrain rollin'


:911: :shittydog: :911:

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

La Brea Carpet posted:

Right, how else are they going to make sure every private can stand at attention for hours on end.

Once we've decided we are giving veterans single payer health care (we are, Tricare) we can't pick and choose, we have to meet their health needs, period. The price of government health care as a *right* is that it's a *right*, like free speech or a fair trial.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

Covok posted:

Who's Jim?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d5zhv2TDag

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

tentative8e8op posted:

CIA torturers are literally using the Nuremberg defense.

They always have been. The term "enhanced interrogation techniques" was literally used by Nazis in their defense at Nuremberg.

flashman
Dec 16, 2003

Not being able to get it up seems a just reward for willingly joining the United States military

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Once we've decided we are giving veterans single payer health care (we are, Tricare) we can't pick and choose, we have to meet their health needs, period. The price of government health care as a *right* is that it's a *right*, like free speech or a fair trial.

This guy is sick and tired of Viagra jokes

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

Once we've decided we are giving veterans single payer health care (we are, Tricare) we can't pick and choose, we have to meet their health needs, period. The price of government health care as a *right* is that it's a *right*, like free speech or a fair trial.

I was just making a lovely dick joke. I don't care how much viagra the military uses. I'd rather have them spend it on the actual troops than on another F-35.

treasured8elief
Jul 25, 2011

Salad Prong

Hieronymous Alloy posted:

They always have been. The term "enhanced interrogation techniques" was literally used by Nazis in their defense at Nuremberg.

Oh wow, I wasn't aware of that. Even so, it feels unreal to read about them so openly comparing themselves to guilty Nazis in a federal court.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Young Freud posted:

The pee tape is real.

Do we know that Trump definitely stayed in the same room that Obama had slept in? Has Trump ever commented on that little detail, to deny it? It seems like he could discredit the whole thing if he had proof he stayed somewhere else, which he should have right?

Trump: 'I am extremely careful. I'm surrounded by bodyguards. I'm surrounded by people. And I always tell them, anywhere, but I always tell them if I'm leaving this country, be very careful because in your hotel rooms and no matter where you go you're going to probably have cameras I'm not referring just to Russia but I would certainly put them in that category. And number 1 I hope you're going to be good anyway. But in those rooms you have cameras in the strangest places. Cameras that are so small with modern technology that you can't see them and you won't know. You better be careful or you'll be watching yourself on nightly television. I tell this to people all the time. ...

So they definitely got footage from him, even if he was indeed very careful. Even if he didn't stay at the presidential suite.


Howard Stern, 2001 posted:

Trump: I assume A.J.’s clean. I hope he’s clean.

Benza: Meanwhile, he bangs Russian people…

Stern: Russian people?

Trump: Who are you talking about, Russian people, A.J.? I don’t know anything.

Benza: He used to call me when I was a columnist and say, “I was just in Russia, the girls have no morals, you gotta get out there.” [Trump’s] out of his mind.


And the host of Miss Universe Russia likes Russian women . And women in general. And he hates Obama. And he isn't known for his self-control.

Piss tape is real.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

FizFashizzle posted:

Stupid yes, incompetent sure, but a trumps stooge?

https://twitter.com/juddlegum/status/891676648168456192

At least let the Army wives get laid on the country's dime.

I mean, when their husbands are back from tour. From what I've heard base wives have no trouble getting laid when their husbands are deployed.

botany
Apr 27, 2013

by Lowtax

Ratoslov posted:

You don't know that dog. Maybe he's a war criminal.

THEY'RE GOOD DOGS BRENT

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
This Politicon is a loving disgrace.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Krispy Kareem posted:

At least let the Army wives get laid on the country's dime.

I mean, when their husbands are back from tour. From what I've heard base wives have no trouble getting laid when their husbands are deployed.

Are we talking cuckoldry or an open relationship? Like, is that a lot of army people find out that their wives are cheating on them or is it just that the husband is okay with their spouse sleeping around because they can't be there?

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012


As hilarious as this is, can we get some Easter European goons to confirm that this guy is in fact a Nazi and/or is giving a Nazi speech? After watching this clip 10 times and laughing every single time, I don't want to suddenly get news that this guy was just some random Army dude giving his retirement speech and I have been laughing at this death the whole time. :ohdear:

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

Boon posted:

I loving hate the comparison to Viagra for service members because it also trivializes a very legitimate expense while completely focusing on all the wrong things.

It's not a bad decision because of a disparity on treatments, it's a bad decision because it's completely unethical and the President, ostensibly the leader of the military, singled out individuals who are already in a difficult position and then told them they're incredibly invaluable in a policy equivalent of a dismissive hand wave and a sniff in a very public fashion.
If "I really want to get laid but I'm too old/unhealthy for my dick to work" is a "very legitimate expense", then what do you consider transition surgery for transgender people - some kind of quirky snap decision they made to garner attention?

tentative8e8op posted:

CIA torturers are literally using the Nuremberg defense to avoid an upcoming trial.
This is super duper ironic considering that any psychologist worth their salt has to pass a test on The Belmont Report bi-annually, if they work on people. I guess giving written permission for amateurs to "work on people" is okay though..?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belmont_Report

coyo7e fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Jul 30, 2017

Magic Hate Ball
May 6, 2007

ha ha ha!
you've already paid for this

coyo7e posted:

If "I really want to get laid but I'm too old/unhealthy for my dick to work" is a "very legitimate expense", then what do you consider transition surgery for transgender people - some kind of quirky snap decision they made to garner attention?

A lot of people legit think this, yes.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

coyo7e posted:

If "I really want to get laid but I'm too old/unhealthy for my dick to work" is a "very legitimate expense", then what do you consider transition surgery for transgender people - some kind of quirky snap decision they made to garner attention?

Well first, you misunderstand me, I'm all for trans treatment. I'd ask that you reread my original post. Second, too old/unhealthy is not why, generally, it's a problem in a population whose average age is ~29 - it's psychological. Turns out the military can be a pretty stressful place.

I find this shocking that I actually need to explain how sex can be fundamental to a person's well being when we're on the topic of how 'sex' is fundamental to a person.

Boon fucked around with this message at 18:07 on Jul 30, 2017

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


coyo7e posted:

If "I really want to get laid but I'm too old/unhealthy for my dick to work" is a "very legitimate expense", then what do you consider transition surgery for transgender people - some kind of quirky snap decision they made to garner attention?

The military spends a ton on viagra because ED is a side effect of both PTSD and the drugs used to treat PTSD. Don't be an rear end in a top hat.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

Boon posted:

Well first, you misunderstand me, I'm all for trans treatment. I'd ask that you reread my original post. Second, too old/unhealthy is not why, generally, it's a problem in a population whose average age is ~29 - it's psychological. Turns out the military can be a pretty stressful place.
Doesn't matter. I don't want my tax dollars paying for some rear end in a top hat who's badly maladjusted to society, to be able to get laid and breed more.

If you think that a nickel out of every dollar you earn ought to go toward 20-something year-old soldiers boning, then you ought to vote on that being an option on your loving tax returns.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

coyo7e posted:

Doesn't matter. I don't want my tax dollars paying for some rear end in a top hat who's badly maladjusted to society, to be able to get laid and breed more.

:lol:

You dumb gently caress, get out of this thread with your 'my tax dollars' bullshit.

coyo7e
Aug 23, 2007

by zen death robot

Boon posted:

:lol:

You dumb gently caress, get out of this thread with your 'my tax dollars' bullshit.
Lemme guess: you're a vet, and you've got :awesome: problems

Your attitude isn't especially conducive to my wanting to pay for you to go breed.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

coyo7e posted:

Lemme guess: you're a vet, and you've got :awesome: problems

Your attitude isn't especially conducive to my wanting to pay for you to go breed.

I am a vet yes. I'm good personally but I've seen first hand how it effects people. When you walk into this thread, act like a complete rear end in a top hat and a dipshit to boot, I'm going to challenge it (because I too am an rear end in a top hat).

I literally cannot believe you said 'my tax dollars' like some hillbilly complaining about them urbans stealing all the money

Boon fucked around with this message at 18:16 on Jul 30, 2017

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Ravenfood
Nov 4, 2011

coyo7e posted:

Lemme guess: you're a vet, and you've got :awesome: problems

Your attitude isn't especially conducive to my wanting to pay for you to go breed.
Quit being an rear end in a top hat.

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