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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/jasonaav/status/891377781506002944

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

"Who is this guy? Where's Trubisky?"

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Let's check in on the Jags' QB situation

https://twitter.com/mike_e_kaye/status/891448469923278848

... oh

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
I went to camp. Ross looks real fast. Mixon has a weird Glennon neck. The defense mostly practiced on the far field.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Benne posted:

Let's check in on the Jags' QB situation

https://twitter.com/mike_e_kaye/status/891448469923278848

... oh

:negative:

Trade for Cousins, ol man Coughlin.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Just bull rushing things

https://twitter.com/HelmanDC/status/891453353372205056

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Benne posted:

Let's check in on the Jags' QB situation

https://twitter.com/mike_e_kaye/status/891448469923278848

... oh

Bortles threw four picks tonight :chloe:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Update

https://twitter.com/apmarklong/status/891459668396167168


all aboard the hennewagon!

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
:negative:

There goes my dream of a six win season. Now I'm just hoping we draft between one and three.

:smithicide:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Randaconda posted:

:negative:

There goes my dream of a six win season. Now I'm just hoping we draft between one and three.

:smithicide:

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Don't you have to, like, try hard to throw that many picks in practice? Especially this early in camp, when nobody is rushing the passer or playing press coverage?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/apmarklong/status/891464160785072128

Lol

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
https://twitter.com/ClintRLamb/status/891399040948195328

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

That is... yikes. I'm sorry, Jags fans :smith:

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Which lovely QB will the Jags draft next year?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Might as well trade for somebody. We haven't ever drafted a good QB.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Brandon Allen step on up!

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

I'm betting I'm not the first to think this but he reminds me of the cliched pissed off police chief

"Goddamnit Bortles, you're outta control! I got the District Attorney all over my rear end for that last stunt you pulled, I want you to do this by the books drat it! Now get the hell out of my office!"

Phyein fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Jul 30, 2017

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

Randaconda posted:

Might as well trade for somebody. We haven't ever drafted a good QB.

we have this aj mccarron

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
CMC looks tiny standing next to Benjamin

e: these are being sold at TC

warcrimes fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Jul 30, 2017

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009


Calling it now, Funch is the number 1 WR come opening day with fatty dropping to 2 or 3.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I really wish I could talk poo poo about the Ravens FO for relying on Mallet to being anything other than a coat rack, but sadly Mallet earned his place in my heart with that totally inexplicable victory over Pittsburgh two years ago. Of course Kaepernik would be better, if we have the money to sign him and a cut RT, because James Hurst just will not do.

Actually, signing Kaep over a tackle would be worth it just for the mass exodus of Trumpers from Ravens fandom.

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
The Jags are approaching Brownsian or 90s Bengals levels of awful. AtNFL was saying recently they've gone like 7 seasons without 6 wins.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Eifert Posting posted:

The Jags are approaching Brownsian or 90s Bengals levels of awful. AtNFL was saying recently they've gone like 7 seasons without 6 wins.

and it's been a decade since we had a winning season. :smith:

but i love my terrible football team

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Panthers OTs are going to be great this year

https://twitter.com/PanthersMax/status/891301034743779329

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Eifert Posting posted:

The Jags are approaching Brownsian or 90s Bengals levels of awful. AtNFL was saying recently they've gone like 7 seasons without 6 wins.
The Jaguars have drafted in the top 5 like six years running, starting with Justin Blackmon in '12. Gabbert was the year before that, with Alualualualualu the year before that, both at pick #10.

I long for the sweet release of death.

I really hope they bring in the former Redskins or Panthers GMs, if not both, next year.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


lol and that was with a false start

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine
I'm just glad that Peppers actually seems motivated.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

https://twitter.com/TheMikeSalk/status/891731904314998784

Blair broke.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Did Aguayo steal his mojo?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/bortlesfacts/status/891665379323510784

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010


Alright which one of you wrote that

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The only funny people live here, on The Football Funhouse forums.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

fsif posted:

The only funny people live here, on The Football Funhouse forums.

Well there's @dril, Jon Bois, and PFTcommenter. The rest of the internet does not exist.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

:gonk:

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

https://twitter.com/pauldehnerjr/status/891749168066244608

:-/

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:negative:

Why can't we just have a mediocre season? 8-8 would be amazing.

Jacksonville has been bad for a decade, and FSU hasn't been to the playoffs for a while, and hasn't won a championship in even longer, and the Jags can't even win 5 games. :smithcloud:

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jeez, the Jaguars haven't had even a mediocre season this decade.

3, 5, 3, 4, 2, 5 wins counting back to 2010.

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Randaconda posted:

:negative:

Why can't we just have a mediocre season? 8-8 would be amazing.

Jacksonville has been bad for a decade, and FSU hasn't been to the playoffs for a while, and hasn't won a championship in even longer, and the Jags can't even win 5 games. :smithcloud:

I hope the jags never win more than 5 games for the next 30 years for this complaint alone

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