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What is going to be your favorite offseason storyline?
This poll is closed.
The Big3 Tourney 67 22.41%
Will Lakers draft Ball 40 13.38%
Where will the Pauls go 54 18.06%
Will LeBron jump ship to the Spurs or ?? 41 13.71%
Will every team in the league just pivot towards tanking 97 32.44%
Total: 210 votes
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Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Eltoasto posted:

Cavs is good, but the ones that are a block logo are pretty meh and reduce the natural sleekness of the NBA. Also are the Jazz sponsored by themselves?

I think the Magic Disney one is cute.

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Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.

Codependent Poster posted:

All LeBron has to do in response to that Curry thing is remind him of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=py0-l1M_870

And then curry will just pull down his pants, squat on cav's court again and pull apart his buttcheeks and people on the internet will go wait a second is he wearing two rings?

Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
Actively defending your flat earth teammate must suck

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

I just don't like Steph and I hope he gets chaos dunked next season

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Doltos posted:

I just don't like Steph and I hope he gets chaos dunked next season

hmm

yes

E2M2
Mar 2, 2007

Ain't No Thang.
https://twitter.com/chernykh/status/891747884407934976

Danilo "Nenad" Gallinari

https://twitter.com/Sportando/status/891751020702957569

E2M2 fucked around with this message at 21:18 on Jul 30, 2017

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




dude is really getting into the Clipper spirit

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Would have thought draymond would be the first nba player injured in a kok punch

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

Grande Gallo! :italy:

Paperback Writer
May 1, 2006

I'm sure if it was Westbrook doing the dance it'd be funny.

big boi
Jun 11, 2007

Paperback Writer posted:

I'm sure if it was Westbrook doing the dance it'd be funny.

Nice persecution complex

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Paperback Writer posted:

I'm sure if it was Westbrook doing the dance it'd be funny.

Steph is the key figure and context of the video, not Kyrie

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

Paperback Writer posted:

I'm sure if it was Westbrook doing the dance it'd be funny.

the response from the bron bron twitter nut hangers is funnier than the video

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

R.D. Mangles posted:

another victim in the never-ending war between the skiiers and snowboarders

Hahaha

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Thank you once again for bringing Snowboardin Eric Gordon into my life

I don't think I can thank you enough

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene

Paperback Writer posted:

I'm sure if it was Westbrook doing the dance it'd be funny.

He tried to get in the dance circle but the boys pointed out it's actually a ring so couldn't join.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
I wonder if LeBron hates millennials without self-awareness that he is also a millennial.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Danilo is a dumbass.

And "injured" means fractured.

https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/891787395233972225

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

edit: he broke it punching someone.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
Gallinari is Italian for Griffin.

Ghost Dog
Aug 17, 2016

russ doing it would involve a closeup on a ninja turtle which is infinitely better than a toddler someone rolled around in some beard trimmings

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Lockback posted:

I will grant that Draymond is the type of player that will look better on a better team, but lots of players don't do that. That's a super valuable skill. Draymond is really important to the Warriors, more so the Klay.

Green reminds me of Steve Kerr on the 1996 and 1997 Bulls. Yea, he fills an important niche on a superteam effectively but if you gave him the keys to the franchise they aren't winning the title. Green isn't taking down LBJ as the leader of GSW.

DeimosRising posted:

.388 that year, but .308 this year and .333 and .337 the two years before. Pretty clear which season is the outlier

I wouldn't call him bad. He's the perfect breakeven 3P shooter through five years. He has a career 3NP of 1 thus far (A3NP of -4.3).

You said he's a threat "to go 6/8 from three any given night" but he's done that only once in his entire career of nearly 500 games.

EvanTH posted:

he deserved his FMVP

LBJ and Curry were so very far above him.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
https://twitter.com/thebig3/status/891791457241137152

https://twitter.com/Sportsfan31ca/status/891793884736614401

Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
Is anyone here even watching the big 3 anymore. Have they released anything about how their viewership is going?

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

iamsosmrt posted:

Do you guys sincerely think of basketball ranking as a legit thing? That old Skeptical Sports piece on Dennis Rodman as the greatest "3rd Man" of all time was pretty eye opening for me in thinking about player quality, roles and team makeup.

It's important to note that Rodman's game is becoming more outmoded as we move farther away from the 1980s-1990s. Rodman would not be able to replicate what he did (being nearly the MVP on the 1989 and 1990 Pistons) in today's game.

They don't allow that physicality any longer and Rodman's rebounding would be less powerful due to the hyperefficient shooting now being displayed.

Spacebump posted:

And it's wrong every time.

It's a reality that without the billionaires and wanton ruthless capitalism the NBA would not exist as it now does. As the rich get richer (owners/players) that money will be taken away from the poor to a greater degree. Growing disenfranchisement is a mathematical certainty.

It seems like many want franchises to be moved into old ramshackle stadiums but the billionaires want to build new shiny, opulent palaces to demonstrate their wealth. Telling a guy that just spent 2-3 billion on a team to move into a deprecated building is a nonstarter these days.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

These tweets together are too beautiful for words.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Athanatos posted:

These tweets together are too beautiful for words.

Apparently the picture is from earlier in the weekend but I choose to believe he's in the casino right now while he's supposed to be hooping

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


LeBron's fed up

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

xbilkis posted:



LeBron's fed up

Woah a commercial of him at Critical Mass in Miami. A sign???

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Zogo posted:

Green reminds me of Steve Kerr on the 1996 and 1997 Bulls. Yea, he fills an important niche on a superteam effectively but if you gave him the keys to the franchise they aren't winning the title. Green isn't taking down LBJ as the leader of GSW.


I wouldn't call him bad. He's the perfect breakeven 3P shooter through five years. He has a career 3NP of 1 thus far (A3NP of -4.3).

You said he's a threat "to go 6/8 from three any given night" but he's done that only once in his entire career of nearly 500 games.

It's called hyperbole Zogo. It's a human affectation, don't worry about it. What I mean is that because of a few memorable performances from 3 he is treated like a more dangerous shooter than he is.

3NP of 1 over five seasons sounds bad. Especially for a guy taking almost 3 a night. Ignoring his rookie season, where he was used very differently and was still adjusting to the league, in the last 4 years, among guys who have played at least 1 full season of games while taking 3 triples a night, he has the 31st lowest % out of 145 players. 26 3NP, comparable to Eric Bledsoe (19 3NP) and Rudy Gay (35 3NP) who have reputations as poor shooters, and he's absolutely being smoked by guys like Robert Covington and Carmelo Anthoy. You can tell me where he lands overall but as high volume three point shooters go he's among the worst. Not miserable, but below average. But I bet almost no one would say he's a worse 3pt shooter than Anthony and Covington when objectively he is.

Kibner
Oct 21, 2008

Acguy Supremacy
Welp, TJones ended up signing in China:

https://twitter.com/IAmDPick/status/891801627195211780

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
I'm sure he'll find plenty of poverty stricken people to assault

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Ghost Dog posted:

russ doing it would involve a closeup on a ninja turtle which is infinitely better than a toddler someone rolled around in some beard trimmings

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Vanilla Mint Ice posted:

Is anyone here even watching the big 3 anymore. Have they released anything about how their viewership is going?

http://awfulannouncing.com/fox/decent-debut-big3-basketball-viewership-fs1-still-better-last-year.html

quote:

Viewership dropped to 129,000 in Week 3, but may be on the way back up

so not the worst?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch
You know I had to do it one time lol

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Strawberry Panda posted:

I wonder if LeBron hates millennials without self-awareness that he is also a millennial.

I think a lot of people born in the early 80s are in the situation. I get emails from the millennial group at my work inviting me to after work functions and I pass on free food and beer because I don't want someone 10 years younger than me telling me about career growth and how the group can help. Also I don't seem to really relate that well to them either

WhyteRyce fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Jul 31, 2017

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
Trevor Ariza got married today.

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

Spacebump posted:

I wonder what the Cavs will get for Kyrie. All the other big trades this summer have resulted in the team losing the all star level player getting robbed. Will the Cavs fall into that pattern or hold firm until they get a nice deal?
I'm a Timberwolves fan and local sports media is all in on "trade Wiggins for Kyrie" ignoring the simple fact that because of trade and salary cap rules, the Timberwolves would need to throw in Gorgui Dieng or both Cole Aldrich and (Tyus Jones/Nemanja Bjelica/Justin Patton) or Tyus Jones and Nemanja Bjelica and Justin Patton just to make the numbers work, and given where they're at with the cap, they can only sign players for veterans minimum contracts at this point, so they'd need to find players to replace those minutes without literally being able to pay them anything but the minimum. Oh, and all that is for the privilege of giving up Wiggins and having two starting-caliber point guards on the same roster.

And so I am wondering why we're not hearing more chatter about a December 15 trade of Jeff Teague for Kyrie, likely with the Timberwolves throwing in some combination of picks and Cole Aldrich, Nemanja Bjelica, or Justin Patton. Now, hear me out...

Why it makes sense for the Cavs: If they don't get a starting caliber PG back in the trade, you're looking at either having Lebron running point all year or having Derrick Rose be your starting point guard. The current market for free agent PGs is getting a bit slim, you'd be looking at Patty Mills as the best available option before moving on to either over-the-hill good players (bringing back Deron Williams), journeymen rotation players (Ramon Sessions), or young busts (Ty Lawson). If the goal is to entice Lebron to stay, any trade that doesn't net a starting point guard in return seems like a bad trade. They'd have a good starting point guard and would get back either picks and/or young rotation bigs who could slot in and help immediately and at worst provide a bridge and some component parts if Lebron leaves in the offseason.

Why it makes sense for the TImberwolves: Pulling the trigger on any trade for Kyrie that doesn't involve Jeff Teague creates a situation where either Jeff Teague or some player not yet on the roster is a starting wing. Kyrie is specifically looking to leave because he doesn't like sharing ball-handling duties with Lebron and wants to be that guy. I haven't seen a lot of Jeff Teague's game, but from what I've seen, I don't have much hope that he'd be effective off the ball. However, if you swap Teague and Kyrie, everything fits a lot better for both teams. Kyrie would obviously be an upgrade to Teague and they wouldn't be looking for a heavy-minutes wing on a veteran's minimum salary.

Now, obviously, this isn't the kind of trade that you'd agree to right now (at least not publicly), but if Cleveland doesn't get the kind of return they're looking for, this is the kind of thing that makes sense as a fallback, particularly if things deteriorate further in Cleveland. So, now's the part where you all tell me why I'm a ridiculous homer and this makes no sense for either team...

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Tae
Oct 24, 2010

Hello? Can you hear me? ...Perhaps if I shout? AAAAAAAAAH!
It made no sense for the Cavs to trade Irving as soon as they decided to do this after free agency is mostly over and most of the NBA can't be traded by december 15th.

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