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Who will earn the Iron Throne
Jon Snow / Stark (Targaryen)
Daenerys Stormborn Targaryen, Breaker of Chains, Mother of dragons, etc. etc. etc.
Cersei Lannister
Cersei's corpse after getting backstabbed by Jamie
Hodo...wait, nevermind.
Zombie Mountain
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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That one really jumped out at me, and I don't remember it EVER coming up in any discussions between the cliffhanger and reveal.

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
I still haven't given up hope on the Blackfish coming back.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Duzzy Funlop posted:

I still haven't given up hope on the Blackfish coming back.

The Blackfish that was confirmed dead in the fighting at Riverrun?

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Pesticide20 posted:

The Blackfish that was confirmed dead in the fighting at Riverrun?

If he didn't die on-screen, then he's not dead.

Just like Syrio Forel, Xaro Xhoan Ducksauce, and Stannis Baratheon.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

McNally posted:

If he didn't die on-screen, then he's not dead.


Just like Syrio Forel, Xaro Xhoan Ducksauce, and Stannis Baratheon.

This is what I'm clinging to.

There's some theorycrafting on the return of syrio and how he's Jaquen, and my girlfriend sent me a video a friend of hers was chewing her ear off over, which involves some elaborate theory on how Tyrion is actually going to ride a dragon alongside dany, but I haven't gotten around to watch it yet, because lol

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
gently caress it, here it is.

Turns out tyrion is supposedly a lannister, because REASONS, and him, Jon, and Dana will rule westeros from the backs of dragons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42eSFEE_LHM&feature=youtu.be

it's pretty much Dan Brown reasoning all the way

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

How many people didn't die on screen but are 100% confirmed dead, none? I guess the dude that jumped out the window is probably dead but hey

Curious about Stannnis Baratheon

Way too many characters in this show. You got the half-zombie uncle and the poor blacksmith dude still rowing

I was hoping for something a bit more exciting with the whole Blackfish debacle. "Lol hey I have rights to this castle open the gates pls"

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


McNally posted:

If he didn't die on-screen, then he's not dead.

Just like Syrio Forel, Xaro Xhoan Ducksauce, and Stannis Baratheon.

Wait.. I thought Brienne ran him through with a sword when she found him propped up against a tree in the opening of an episode...


Fake edit:
Kinda sorta...

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Ya it cuts out before the carnage

Like with the hound

And every other char that didn't blatantly die on screen

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

McNally posted:

If he didn't die on-screen, then he's not dead.

You can't be syrios

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
Reminder: Robert Baratheon didn't die on screen either.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Syrio is absolutely dead because otherwise Meran Trant would have been. Likewise, the blackfish is dead as was acknowledged in the convo with Jamie and Walder.
Further if you think for a moment brienne didn't drat near chop down the tree Stannis was leaning on when she lopped off his head you're out of your mind.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Also, Tyrion isn't a secret targ. If anything he's the only true lannister and jamie/cersei are actually targspawn and jaime is the third head of the dragon.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





McNally posted:

If he didn't die on-screen, then he's not dead.

Just like Syrio Forel, Xaro Xhoan Ducksauce, and Stannis Baratheon.

Would be stoked to see Syrio again. Dude owned.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Syrio is absolutely dead because otherwise Meran Trant would have been. Likewise, the blackfish is dead as was acknowledged in the convo with Jamie and Walder.
Further if you think for a moment brienne didn't drat near chop down the tree Stannis was leaning on when she lopped off his head you're out of your mind.

I'll agree with everything but the latter


Two Finger posted:

Would be stoked to see Syrio again. Dude owned.

Ya he ruled, my fav character. He was fairly minor and brief so I don't think we'll see him again; would be cool though

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I'll agree with everything but the latter

You think Brienne had a change of heart and let stannis go after he killed the only man she ever loved with blood magic?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

ehhh, I feel like some sort of deal was worked out. Not sure what, but yeah

I mean look at her relationship with Jamie Lannister. I did enjoy the Blackfish part with both of them that humanized Jamie a bit and the whole idea of the senseless wars but maybe I'm reading too deep

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Idk man I feel like if Stannis was still around the red lady would see him in the flames or something

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Okay, regardless of fleets being conjured out of nowhere, warping around, or their commanders being imbued with plot armor, Euron is doing some glorious acting

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

It's mostly his San Francisco Euron getup

Nuclear Tourist
Apr 7, 2005

I liked that episode, best of the season so far. poo poo is starting to get real.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
lady tyrell goin out like a tru g

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Fast forwarding a whole lot, but I'm digging it.

They're telegraphing a little hard that the plan is to neutralize Dany's military advantage entirely in order to keep the suspense, but those were some really cool ways to do it. And the Queen of Thorns is still confirmed to own.


(To be fair, Jaime had all the time to give her a painful death after her confession, but whatever)

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
This show is pretty dumb a lot of the time but Jon Snow begging for the flames was actually super tense.

Cersei showing some emotion and motivation, followed by vengeance against a captive foe that is thoughtful and poetic instead of just ridiculous torture porn, is another nice touch.

poo poo, this season is good!

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Khaleesi sucks

lmfao Euron aka Caesar

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Jul 31, 2017

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I forgot, pretty much everyone knows about the incest right? Just no one can talk about it? I mean Euron obviously does

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
So we gonna see one of the dragons take a sudden liking to John before he leaves dragonstone or what

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
This show is starting to become more reminiscent of the board game instead of the books.but w/e

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Euron is a pretty good replacement for the big jerkwad we like after the hole left from Ramsays death.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Euron is like the writers hired Tommy Wiseau to write a character

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Not sure how I feel about Dr. Branhattan

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





This teleporting fleet is getting a bit ridiculous.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Honestly I think the writers realised they'd created a dumb situation at the end of last season. On one hand they had Dany with a massive fleet and a billion soldiers and on the other they had Cersei with basically nothing, so they're just BSing it to even things out a bit. It really seems like sloppy as gently caress writing right now as they try to create conflicts, otherwise season 7 would just be Dany rolling over King's Landing and calling it good.

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Two Finger posted:

Honestly I think the writers realised they'd created a dumb situation at the end of last season. On one hand they had Dany with a massive fleet and a billion soldiers and on the other they had Cersei with basically nothing, so they're just BSing it to even things out a bit. It really seems like sloppy as gently caress writing right now as they try to create conflicts, otherwise season 7 would just be Dany rolling over King's Landing and calling it good.

Pretty much and I think the compressed episodes isn't lending time to show travel time and those experiences that happened is past seasons.
Nonetheless the Greyjoy Fleet that teleports everywhere and blows everything up is getting old. The faint and the march to kill old lady rose was better executed and more believable.

TCD fucked around with this message at 12:33 on Jul 31, 2017

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Bolow posted:

Not sure how I feel about Dr. Branhattan

Grownup Bran is so weird-lookin he makes me lol every time he's on-screen. They shoulda perma-warged him into my boi Hodor

LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
Decent episode but I'm concerned about that preview. Sansa was making her, "I'm going to do something stupid face".

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Going to guess now that the season will end with the night king besieging Winterfell.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Would be ok with that

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Night King is the rightful heir to the iron throne, he will bring peace to westeros once everyone is undead

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





He doesn't gently caress about talking all the time either. Dude just rolls in and gets poo poo done.

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