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The SA office is sadly closed and I don't have a credit cart, so I can't drive 14 hours to Minnesota's (Mississippi?) And pay it off in person
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SniperWoreConverse posted:The SA office is sadly closed and I don't have a credit cart, so I can't drive 14 hours to Minnesota's (Mississippi?) And pay it off in person like, not even a debit card? those work on SA too or a prepaid debit card
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Jul 30, 2017 07:53
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I have a nearly literally empty wallet, like a brand new one, except severely worn. Inside it is a fraction of a $20 bill, and my driver's license. Nothing else. Whatever it's underneath the surface layers of black leather it's actually somewhat green in tint.
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Jul 30, 2017 08:05
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gently caress, that's on me for assuming everyone in sa is an aging bourgeoisie computer toucher i guess i hope you get some money soon, that seems like not a lot of money
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Jul 30, 2017 08:10
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How much of the $20 bill do you have? This will determine how much sympathy I have.
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Jul 30, 2017 14:11
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quote:My dog is a cute little Pomeranian, and as far as Poms go, he's pretty laid back--he's generally quiet, he's a good listener, he doesn't completely freak out if you grab him. My confession is that I say some pretty weird things when I cuddle with him. Like, things that would sound rapey if you said them to a person. I'll hold him and if he tries to escape my grasp I might say something like, "just let this happen" or "stop struggling and take it." I didn't really consciously acknowledge it until I was with my boyfriend in bed for the first time and it kind of slipped out, and then I got all inside my own head when I realized how hosed up it must sound. quote:Since I graduated, I dream constantly about college. I'm afraid it might've been the best time of my life. I partied all the time, hung out with loads of people, was in decent shape, had sex. Now I'm almost 30 and I'm alone, working for minimum wage to pay off the loans for my worthless degree. My friends have either moved far away or don't have Facebook. I've also gotten a little fat. Haven't had a relationship in many years.
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Jul 30, 2017 14:47
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What was your worthless degree? Also you're allowed to ask for help from friends in finding a job. How many bridges did you burn?
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Jul 30, 2017 14:55
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This guy sounds like a perfect candidate to teach English in Asia.
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Jul 30, 2017 14:58
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Don't be that older guy that goes back to college just to relive their glory days. The young students will think you're weird and creepy and nobody will want to hang out with you, leading you to spiral deeper into your depression. Maybe if you buy them alcohol they'll let you come but they will talk tons of poo poo about you behind your back and if you ever fail to come through for them your "friendship" will be over. You need to grow up and accept adult life for what it is. There are plenty of ways to make it fun. Nothing is stopping you from being in shape, going to parties (albeit different, probably more enjoyable kinds), and banging random women except yourself.
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Jul 30, 2017 14:58
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That's what I love about these college girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.
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Jul 30, 2017 18:12
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What is it with people jokingly simulating rape and murder with their pets? I dimly remember someone getting a redtext for their non-anonymous confession of "yeah, i tell my cat 'i could kill you right now, you have no idea, you moron, you utter helpless idiot' no big deal." It's not a stupid confession, or at least, it's not stupid to make it anonymously. Think about your dog's happiness, treat it like you love and respect it without edgy sarcasm, get therapy.
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Jul 30, 2017 19:31
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Doc Hawkins posted:What is it with people jokingly simulating rape and murder with their pets? I dimly remember someone getting a redtext for their non-anonymous confession of "yeah, i tell my cat 'i could kill you right now, you have no idea, you moron, you utter helpless idiot' no big deal." simulating a thing and talking about said thing to a non verbal sub sapient creature are two totally different things. If you're seriously suggesting a dog is going to be traumatized by weird words than you need to stop trying to treat your dog like a human being because you're probably doing more damage than calling them a shiteater or whatever. Guess what as well, its a pretty common treatment for post natal depression to say mean things in a cutesy tone of voice to your idiot newborn who can't understand the words you're saying. Motherfucker fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Jul 30, 2017 |
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Jul 30, 2017 20:39
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I call my dog shitbag all the time, pretty sure she doesn't know what I mean and tbh she is a loving shitbag most of the time. I love her and treat her as a good dog should be treated, but she isn't people. 
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Jul 30, 2017 21:25
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Theophany posted:I call my dog shitbag all the time, pretty sure she doesn't know what I mean and tbh she is a loving shitbag most of the time. I love her and treat her as a good dog should be treated, but she isn't people. You can say pretty much anything at your dog and it will get their attention as long as your tone suddenly rises/becomes sharper than your normal speech.
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Jul 30, 2017 21:27
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People that call their animals their "kids" annoy me to no end. One of my clients has been talking about her kid "Jenny" since I started working with her (only a month or so), and just the other day she showed me a picture of them at Jenny's birthday...its a little pomeranian dog. Makes the story about how her 4 year old isn't listening to her and she's thinking about changing "schools" seem a lot weirder now.
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Jul 30, 2017 21:29
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Solice Kirsk posted:People that call their animals their "kids" annoy me to no end. One of my clients has been talking about her kid "Jenny" since I started working with her (only a month or so), and just the other day she showed me a picture of them at Jenny's birthday...its a little pomeranian dog. Makes the story about how her 4 year old isn't listening to her and she's thinking about changing "schools" seem a lot weirder now. "kids" is infinitely better than "furbabies".
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Jul 30, 2017 21:32
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Maybe, but "furbabies" at least lets me know instantly that 1) they're talking about a pet and 2) are a complete idiot. edit: Non-anonymous confession. Last week I was having drinks with some friends and this girl I've had a thing for for about 8 years was there. So in a drunken haze I invited all of them to a cook out at my place this weekend (it was yesterday). She agreed and sounded super excited about it...so I had to buy a grill and throw together a "party" in like 3 days to not look like a total fool weirdo. Worked though, got an actual date with her next week! Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 21:39 on Jul 30, 2017 |
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Jul 30, 2017 21:35
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yeah I eat rear end posted:You can say pretty much anything at your dog and it will get their attention as long as your tone suddenly rises/becomes sharper than your normal speech. Pretty much. I've never understood people who try to humanise their pets. I mean, I get you love your animals and you should do, but it's weird to project human qualities on animals.
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Jul 30, 2017 21:36
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Solice Kirsk posted:People that call their animals their "kids" annoy me to no end. One of my clients has been talking about her kid "Jenny" since I started working with her (only a month or so), and just the other day she showed me a picture of them at Jenny's birthday...its a little pomeranian dog. Makes the story about how her 4 year old isn't listening to her and she's thinking about changing "schools" seem a lot weirder now. Please don't own purse-sized terriers. Also please don't name your pets with human names unless you have a good reason. *looks around* Oh hello Audrey. Cripes she had to change her name because of her criminal history. Hello Harry/Hairy. My niece thought it was funny to call him that cuz he's a coony cat and hairy af so it stuck. But other than that don't give your pets human names or refer to them as your babies. By all means bring them on United Airlines and any restaurant I'm not currently in.
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Jul 30, 2017 21:43
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Motherfucker posted:Guess what as well, its a pretty common treatment for post natal depression to say mean things in a cutesy tone of voice to your idiot newborn who can't understand the words you're saying. That said with dogs they're a lot more keyed into tone then specific words. If they can tell you're stressed and upset and upset at them you can be saying nice things to them and they'll still be sad. If you're happy and petting them and treating them well they don't care if you're singing a song about them being a dingus.
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Jul 30, 2017 21:55
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Motherfucker posted:If you're seriously suggesting a dog is going to be traumatized by weird words I am not. I neglected to mention that in the case of catkiller goon, he would hold the animal around the neck while he did it. That's the similarity that brought it to mind. Neither behavior sounds traumatic for the animal, it's just hosed up to hold a living thing and psyche yourself up over how much power you have over it, or make "funny jokes" on the subject. That's the problem I have with it. It makes sense to me that the fesher's bf would get skeeved out. Everyone ITT has my permission and encouragement to insult their pets.
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Jul 31, 2017 02:05
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Has the second poster consider joining the military? Your worthless degree might let you become a worthless (but payed) officer.
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Jul 31, 2017 02:43
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LingcodKilla posted:Has the second poster consider joining the military? Your worthless degree might let you become a worthless (but payed) officer. If he can manage to become a warrant officer that would be the best outcome. Paid more than enlisted without the responsibilities of officer. Super rare and I think you need a specialised technical degree for it but an amazing gig. As much as I dislike the military it really is the best option for a lot of people.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:33
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quote:This is a lame confession, not even a confession at all really. But I just want to tell someone that my colleague looks like Casey Calvert, a pornstar. Like a lot,it's crazy. I discovered this when just clicking around on pornhub or whatever, the resemblance is uncanny. But it's something weird to tell your coworkers this, so I guess I sent it here? Wanted to post this now rather than tomorrow so I could do a search and honestly yeah she looks fairly normal, I'd believe this quote:I have no moral objection to graverobbing. this one is basically just "would the thread discuss graverobbing, please" I dunno man, think less about the dead people and more about their living family. What does a corpse have that you want so bad you'd dig up somebody's grandma to get it? Half-decayed suit? A bitchin' skeleton? Leave that mess where it is. That one was short so here's a third quote:The Wire is one of my favorite shows and every time I watch part of it I want to start talking like the characters and calling people "nigga". I'm white as the driven snow and realize how inappropriate this is, so I usually have two conversations with people: one where I answer like a normal person out loud, and another where I speak "Jive" in my head. My advice: befriend an actual black person. Not so you can try to talk "black" to them; this would actually be a horrible idea. I just think it sounds like you don't know any black people and you're developing a weird romanticizing attitude toward them as a result.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:41
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loquacius posted:My advice: befriend an actual black person. Not so you can try to talk "black" to them; this would actually be a horrible idea. I just think it sounds like you don't know any black people and you're developing a weird romanticizing attitude toward them as a result. The key here is black. If they refer to themselves as African-American and they aren't literally from Africa they are too uptight and you should find another black person. Gender and age doesn't matter but that point is important.
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Jul 31, 2017 03:44
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loquacius posted:this one is basically just "would the thread discuss graverobbing, please" I seem to recall several years ago, on some "weird news" type site, some guys digging up the grave of a recently dead hot chick to bone her corpse. So..... Maybe this dude wants to bone dead hot chicks? :vomit: Might as well get a job in a morgue.
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Jul 31, 2017 04:07
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Tbh don't make friends with any Americans
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Jul 31, 2017 04:09
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Maybe grave robber is an archeologist
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Jul 31, 2017 04:29
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bunnyofdoom posted:Maybe grave robber is an archeologist Sofia Boutella was a sexy mummy
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wesleywillis posted:I seem to recall several years ago, on some "weird news" type site, some guys digging up the grave of a recently dead hot chick to bone her corpse. Does munging count as graverobbing?
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Jul 31, 2017 06:56
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I worked at a call center and a new guy came in and was immediately about to fall for a craigslist scam. I walked him through it, got him out losing nothing but time and he told me i was a "real rear end nigga" I immediately told every black person i knew and no one cared. What im saying wire guy is make friends with black people and stop a weirdo.
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Jul 31, 2017 12:50
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At the very least, aren't married people buried with their wedding rings? Or do they remove them, and that's why some families have their grandmother's ring as an heirloom for when they get married?
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Jul 31, 2017 13:08
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most graves are probably full of bones and not much else and i imagine it's a lot of work to dig one up so i would need some guarantees as to the quality of this gravesite, then perhaps i would consider it
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Jul 31, 2017 13:40
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Bride of Frankenstein anyone?
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Jul 31, 2017 15:50
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This line of conversation is going to end in a your mummy joke, isn't it?
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Jul 31, 2017 16:22
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A Strange Aeon posted:At the very least, aren't married people buried with their wedding rings? Or do they remove them, and that's why some families have their grandmother's ring as an heirloom for when they get married? Gold teef. Maybe some bone powder for potions. I dunno.
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Jul 31, 2017 16:29
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bunnyofdoom posted:Maybe grave robber is an archeologist Grave robber is literally a dog
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Jul 31, 2017 17:48
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Mr.Tophat posted:Grave robber is literally a dog Who else would have a use for all those bones?
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Jul 31, 2017 19:01
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We Know Catheters posted:Who else would have a use for all those bones? A necromancer or a broth enthusiast
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Mr.Tophat posted:A necromancer or a broth enthusiast the most macabre of all broths 
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