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kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Different textures and styles of poo poo

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OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

His Divine Shadow posted:

Also near to the sea, 8km or so. Went to the marina on sunday, beaches (not pictured, further away) and ice cream, prior to going home and making strawberry jam, the 2nd most socialist jam, the most socialist jam is lingonberry.





Happily this is generally the case wherever you are in the UK. You have to go out of your way to avoid the coast.

Karloff
Mar 21, 2013

Luton is good. It got voted the UK's shittest town in some poll or another but I don't buy that. I used to go to the library, the Namco arcade (where you win those little red slips that get you nothing worth having unless you save them up for a decade) and the cinema all in a row as I child and it was great. Haven't been back in a few years so don't know what it's like now, heard they changed the name of the Arndale centre to the The Mall which is a spectacularly poo poo idea but I'm sure it still holds that old Arndale magic.

Luton truly was the town of dreams.

It's better than Bedford.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.


kustomkarkommando posted:

Different textures and styles of poo poo

UKMT August 2017 - Different textures and styles of poo poo

e: and also my birthday :toot:

mfcrocker
Jan 31, 2004



Hot Rope Guy

Guavanaut posted:

Nottingham has nice wide streets, an open layout, trams, and the Baroque Revival city hall looks nice. It's like 'Midlands City, Good Future' (Coventry is Bad Future).

kustomkarkommando posted:

Different textures and styles of poo poo

At least we can all agree that Coventry is loving awful

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Karloff posted:

Luton is good. It got voted the UK's shittest town in some poll or another but I don't buy that. I used to go to the library, the Namco arcade (where you win those little red slips that get you nothing worth having unless you save them up for a decade) and the cinema all in a row as I child and it was great. Haven't been back in a few years so don't know what it's like now, heard they changed the name of the Arndale centre to the The Mall which is a spectacularly poo poo idea but I'm sure it still holds that old Arndale magic.

Luton truly was the town of dreams.

It's better than Bedford.

Gets ragged on for having 80% musselmins

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

SteelMentor posted:

Tyneside is absolute trash and I hope I get this job I sent off for as there's no way Nottingham can be as bad/worse.

As somebody from Newcastle I agree completely. There are precisely 2 nice parts of Tyneside - Central Newcastle/Quayside and Tynemouth (during the day at least)

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007

Shabbat Shalom
Clapping Larry

Moonwolf posted:

That's the place that served a glass of line cleaner to a guy, I wouldn't go there. I can't help with the open mic night though.

Haha, holy poo poo. Okay, my boycott has a bit more substance now than "hmm, the manager looks uncomfortable when I sing 'if The Pope won't get you then Theresa May'"

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

ThomasPaine posted:

As somebody from Newcastle I agree completely. There are precisely 2 nice parts of Tyneside - Central Newcastle/Quayside and Tynemouth (during the day at least)

Agree about Tynemouth, hard pass on Central Newcastle. I don't think I've ever been out after dark in Newcastle and not had some prick try to start something.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


IrvingWashington posted:

'if The Pope won't get you then Theresa May'
Googled that because it sounded funny, instead learning that the Mirror is criticising Theresa May for not poking her nose into the Charlie Gard thing, which was not funny. I hate it when people I broadly agree with do lovely things, makes me feel complicit :smith:

Happy birthday, sebzilla.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Here's what I reckon: Sheffield is a pretty nice place to live 👍

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

SteelMentor posted:

Tyneside is absolute trash and I hope I get this job I sent off for as there's no way Nottingham can be as bad/worse.

Nottingham is cool and good and also left wing as gently caress. Its cheap, has great food and an actual community spirit.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I went to Nottingham recently and the trams were magnificent - fast, clean and cheap.

Manchester has its good points, but I grew up in a large village down south and that's where I'm happiest.

Zephro
Nov 23, 2000

I suppose I could part with one and still be feared...

TACD posted:

Here's what I reckon: Sheffield is a pretty nice place to live 👍
It is near mountains and has several good climbing gyms, what more could anyone want

edit: I guess you could want proper mountains rather than piddly British ones, but still

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

If it helps make up your mind, Hull is the capital of sexual adventure.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Fixed it for you.

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007

Shabbat Shalom
Clapping Larry

Borrovan posted:

Googled that because it sounded funny, instead learning that the Mirror is criticising Theresa May for not poking her nose into the Charlie Gard thing, which was not funny. I hate it when people I broadly agree with do lovely things, makes me feel complicit :smith:

Happy birthday, sebzilla.

Sorry :(

It's just some stuff I added to Waiting for the Great Leap Forwards

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

The two are hardly exclusive, ask David Carradine.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


TACD posted:

Here's what I reckon: Sheffield is a pretty nice place to live 👍

I left in Sheffield for 6 months, during which there were 2 police raids on my street where large stockpiles of guns were found. Which was a bit odd because it generally was quite nice and I certainly never felt threatened or in danger or anything like that in my time there.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Karloff posted:

Luton is good.

...

It's better than Bedford.

High praise indeed .

His Divine Shadow posted:

Right now I live in a small town on the west coast of Finland and genuinely think there's no better place on earth.

I'd say the same about North Norway if it weren't for the price of beer. To give an idea, last time I flew to the UK I had a drink in Stansted and was shocked by how cheap my pint was there.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

forkboy84 posted:

I left in Sheffield for 6 months, during which there were 2 police raids on my street where large stockpiles of guns were found. Which was a bit odd because it generally was quite nice and I certainly never felt threatened or in danger or anything like that in my time there.
Of course, you don't stockpile your guns in the same place that you plan to use them. :irasay:

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



MikeCrotch posted:

Nottingham is cool and good and also left wing as gently caress. Its cheap, has great food and an actual community spirit.

My bro lives there, it's pretty cool and trams are awesome.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



big scary monsters posted:

High praise indeed .


I'd say the same about North Norway if it weren't for the price of beer. To give an idea, last time I flew to the UK I had a drink in Stansted and was shocked by how cheap my pint was there.

:staredog:

Lord of the Llamas
Jul 9, 2002

EULER'VE TO SEE IT VENN SOMEONE CALLS IT THE WRONG THING AND PROVOKES MY WRATH

One of my mates went to Norway for work and reported back that one pint he bought was equivalent to sixteen pounds!

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Guavanaut posted:

Of course, you don't stockpile your guns in the same place that you plan to use them. :irasay:

Alternatively, a heavily armed street is a safe street :nrasay:

baka kaba
Jul 19, 2003

PLEASE ASK ME, THE SELF-PROFESSED NO #1 PAUL CATTERMOLE FAN IN THE SOMETHING AWFUL S-CLUB 7 MEGATHREAD, TO NAME A SINGLE SONG BY HIS EXCELLENT NU-METAL SIDE PROJECT, SKUA, AND IF I CAN'T PLEASE TELL ME TO
EAT SHIT

Borrovan posted:

Googled that because it sounded funny, instead learning that the Mirror is criticising Theresa May for not poking her nose into the Charlie Gard thing, which was not funny. I hate it when people I broadly agree with do lovely things, makes me feel complicit :smith:

The Mirror's left-wing but it's still a tabloid. Unless you were talking about Theresa May :tinfoil:


Lord of the Llamas posted:

One of my mates went to Norway for work and reported back that one pint he bought was equivalent to sixteen pounds!

I like to think there's a running Norwegian joke where they say 'your round' to a visitor and then watch their face at the bar

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

Lord of the Llamas posted:

One of my mates went to Norway for work and reported back that one pint he bought was equivalent to sixteen pounds!

That's high but definitely plausible. A cheap "pint" (think it's actual a little less than 500ml) of standard lager here is 75kr, just under £7.50. You can expect 90+ at nice bars or clubs, 120-140 for craft beers. Even a tinny from the supermarket will run you 30-40kr. :cry:

baka kaba posted:


I like to think there's a running Norwegian joke where they say 'your round' to a visitor and then watch their face at the bar

lol, definitely doing this next time I have friends from the UK visiting.

big scary monsters fucked around with this message at 15:08 on Jul 31, 2017

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Lord of the Llamas posted:

One of my mates went to Norway for work and reported back that one pint he bought was equivalent to sixteen pounds!

The next time I hear some old fart up here grumble about the price of a £3 pint, I shall relay this fact to them.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

SteelMentor posted:

Agree about Tynemouth, hard pass on Central Newcastle. I don't think I've ever been out after dark in Newcastle and not had some prick try to start something.

That's why I said during the day!



I went down to Hull recently too and was genuinely surprised at how nice it was, after an entire lifetime of it being the go-to punchline for every 'poo poo northern town' joke. They've obviously had a lot of money thrown at them thanks to the whole city of culture thing.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I've never been as far south as hull. I got to york, hated it, declared vendetta against the south, and went back up.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
I once crossed the border to England from Wales and immediately started seeing anti-Muslim graffiti. Never again. Not even for a Nandos.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

OwlFancier posted:

I've never been as far south as hull. I got to york, hated it, declared vendetta against the south, and went back up.

I was so mad that I couldn't get stotties in York. Apparently they stop doing them at Thirsk. Can I get a stottie in Greggs Y/N is how I define 'the North' these days.

SteelMentor
Oct 15, 2012

TOXIC

Regarde Aduck posted:

I once crossed the border to England from Wales and immediately started seeing anti-Muslim graffiti. Never again. Not even for a Nandos.

Never understood the fascination with Nandos, always been really dry and disappointing for me.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

ThomasPaine posted:

I was so mad that I couldn't get stotties in York. Apparently they stop doing them at Thirsk. Can I get a stottie in Greggs Y/N is how I define 'the North' these days.

As soon as the horizon goes flat, it's The South. So, like, bottom of the moors, or presumably somewhere down the arse end of Wales if you go over the pennines first.

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
It's pretty simple, everywhere north of Exeter is The North, everywhere south of Crianlarich is The South.

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007

Shabbat Shalom
Clapping Larry
I have an unfair opinion of Scarborough, maybe, but that's mainly because my wonderful old mum used to make me take part in talent contests at off-brand Butlins-type places and I won a free holiday to the national finals. In Scarborough. In October/November.

My step-dad-at-the-time got shingles, iirc. Probably not Scarborough's fault.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Its all perfidious Albion imo

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-
Grockles and sassenachs as far as the eye can see.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Anywhere that uses 'Northerners' as a blanket term of derision is the South. Anywhere that uses 'Southerners' as a blanket term of derision is the North. Anywhere that uses both is the Midlands.

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hand-fed baby bird
May 13, 2009
Anywhere claiming to be "British Capital of Culture" is pathetic. It's like being the best branch of Little Chef.

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