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who is the biggest fail club
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arsenal 9223372036854775807 100.00%
not arsenal 1 0.00%
Total: 23 votes
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Elliptical Dick
Oct 11, 2008

I made the bald man cry
into the turtle stew

straight up brolic posted:

Footballs actually...pretty good

The game? Sure. The absolute pile of wank that is the money should gently caress off and die.

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PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
I for one am a lot more troubled by United's transfer window than about whatever shady poo poo PSG are doing.

Why Matic instead of Fabinho or even loving Dier or some other young player like Dendoncker or whoever. Mourinho you poopyhead :negative:

kcer
May 28, 2004

Today is good weather
for an airstrike.
what's wrong with Matic?

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
Yes I'm sure it will be easy and cheap to sign Dier.

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
What's wrong? Everything :cry: Matic is old and, and, slow and unskillful and not a great passer and generally underwhelming. For £40m rising to £45m surely you can do better. Fabinho could be gotten for that. Dier probably for 50m although he isn't exactly exciting either.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Looks like the thread title is back to being accurate again

Begall
Jul 28, 2008
It would be nice to have one transfer that PirateBob doesn't have a meltdown over. Or at least a meltdown without any posts.

Popehoist
Feb 5, 2008

There you go rubens, all your fault! You went on the wrong side of the car!
I don't think there's an :ironicat: large enough to express the cheer concentrated irony of barcelona crying about breaches of FFP

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Popehoist posted:

I don't think there's an :ironicat: large enough to express the cheer concentrated irony of barcelona crying about breaches of FFP

Tbf this is a huge middle finger to every club and FIFA/UEFA's rules in general. I would expect any club to be doing the same here.

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
lol Matic is shite enjoy another Chelsea reject

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Matic to United is a Done Deal

https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/892037452076134400

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

hadji murad posted:

lol Matic is shite enjoy another Chelsea reject

He's actually pretty good.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
United looking good for a midtable outfit tbh.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Shrapnig posted:

He's actually pretty good, now he's signed for Utd

:utdfanssay:

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
Matic seems like a good signing for United IMO.

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
List of big name signings that didn't work out for Mourinho:

1. Shevchenko
2. Quaresma
3. SWP
4. Cuadrado
5. ?

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Now the conspiracy theory is that Neymar will pull a Figo and fans are preparing the pig heads

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/barcelona-fans-unhappy-neymar-emerging-10902204

This would be hilarious if true

Simone Poodoin fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Jul 31, 2017

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003
Signing Matic and keeping Fellaini? We're set for another brave battle for 4th place. :waycool:

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

List of big name signings that didn't work out for Mourinho:

1. Shevchenko
2. Quaresma
3. SWP
4. Cuadrado
5. ?

As much as I don't like Mou. Shevchenko was an Ambramovich buy not a Mou choice.

TwoDogs1Cup
May 28, 2008

DOUGIE DOUGIE DOUGIE! MY LOVE, HE MAKES MY EMPTY HEART FULL! DOUGIE! THE BEST FOREVER THE BEST DOUGIEEE! <3 <3 - TwoDougies1Cup

Simone Poodoin posted:

Now the conspiracy theory is that Neymar will pull a Figo and fans are preparing the pig heads

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/barcelona-fans-unhappy-neymar-emerging-10902204

This would be hilarious if true

Man I'd love to see him sign for Madrid just for the shitshow it would cause

The shirt thing is stupid though. It was probably Marcelo's and Casemiro's

Tortuga
Aug 27, 2011


Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Simone Poodoin posted:

Now the conspiracy theory is that Neymar will pull a Figo and fans are preparing the pig heads

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/barcelona-fans-unhappy-neymar-emerging-10902204

This would be hilarious if true

I reckon he just spunked his 78mil on two Ronaldo shirts.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Do they not swap shirts at the regular El Clasico matches?

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
Neymar taking loads of money from Qatar to be the head of their world cup or whatever on the understanding he'd sign for PSG after buying out his contract and signing for Real instead would own

Simone Poodoin
Jun 26, 2003

Che storia figata, ragazzo!



Vegetable posted:

Do they not swap shirts at the regular El Clasico matches?

But he had two!! What does it meaaannnn?!?!?

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Jose posted:

Neymar taking loads of money from Qatar to be the head of their world cup or whatever on the understanding he'd sign for PSG after buying out his contract and signing for Real instead would own

Agreed I'd enjoy this immensely

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
A reminder that Qatar is essentially a slave state chucking hundreds of millions around for one skinny Brazilian who couldn't possibly tear an ACL or some poo poo

Tsaedje
May 11, 2007

BRAWNY BUTTONS 4 LYFE

Vegetable posted:

Do they not swap shirts at the regular El Clasico matches?

Swapping shirts in regular league fixtures is not, and should not ever be normal. Next thing you know we'll be starting off games with singing the national anthem (which is very difficult in Spain)

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


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TheBigAristotle posted:

A reminder that Qatar is essentially a slave state chucking hundreds of millions around for one skinny Brazilian who couldn't possibly tear an ACL or some poo poo

yeah but they have a nice airport

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

Tsaedje posted:

Swapping shirts in regular league fixtures is not, and should not ever be normal. Next thing you know we'll be starting off games with singing the national anthem (which is very difficult in Spain)

Who was the arsenal player whop tried to do it at half time the year Van Persie was at united?

T Bowl
Feb 6, 2006

Shut up DUMMY

Byolante posted:

Who was the arsenal player whop tried to do it at half time the year Van Persie was at united?

Andre Santos.

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

Just dropping by to say i hope neymar gets killed by a saudi cluster bomb while promoting the worst world cup of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMlISkwn39M

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Neymar's dad is living the dream.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

Just dropping by to say i hope neymar gets killed by a saudi cluster bomb while promoting the worst world cup of all time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMlISkwn39M

Same and then we also have a good reason to glass Saudi so it's win win 😁😁😁😁😁

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006
name a rich country that isn't a slave state

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

hadji murad posted:

name a rich country that isn't a slave state

norway

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005




Cis white men

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

hadji murad posted:

name a rich country that isn't a slave state

Well I know it's not Qatar, we've established that it definitely is

hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006

don't erase the Lapps

Von Linus
Apr 6, 2006
I complete me.

blue footed boobie posted:

Matic seems like a good signing for United IMO.

Didn't Mourinho sub him on in a match and take him off, for Chelsea? I thought they were on the severe outs.

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
in unsurprising news arsenal can't sell a bunch of players they don't want because they're paid far too much and won't take a pay cut

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