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A man walks into a brothel, walks up to the madam and pulls out his penis, which is the size of a baby carrot. The madam sneers at it and says "who are you going to please with that?" The man says "me." A man goes to the doctor and says "doc, I have a problem" and pulls out his penis, which is the size of a baby carrot. The doctor starts laughing, calls in the nurse who looks and starts laughing. Soon the whole office is in the exam room, laughing their heads off. The man gets angry. "What are you laughing like that for?! It's been swollen like this all week!"
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Jul 31, 2017 20:09
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please tell me why I should not buy a Subaru outback Edit: nevermind ElMaligno fucked around with this message at 21:59 on Jul 31, 2017 |
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Jul 31, 2017 21:52
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ElMaligno posted:please tell me why I should not buy a Subaru outback
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Jul 31, 2017 22:03
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1. It's stupid 2. gently caress u
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Jul 31, 2017 22:06
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top ten reasons to buy a subaru:
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Jul 31, 2017 22:07
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Subarus are good if you prefer masturbation to sex
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Jul 31, 2017 22:11
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ElMaligno posted:please tell me why I should not buy a Subaru outback Get a forester instead. More room, boxier and lesbians love them.
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Jul 31, 2017 22:14
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Just get rid of them before 110K when the entire cooling system has to get replaced.
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Jul 31, 2017 22:16
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Get a Subaru brat instead
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Jul 31, 2017 22:17
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I also forgot that I am PCSing next year so imam wait till this time next year to see what car I need.
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Jul 31, 2017 22:25
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I really like my outback since I can put the back seat down and sleep in it. It's what has enabled all my cheap road tripping. Gotta represent like a proper Colorado lesbian.
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Jul 31, 2017 22:26
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But do you have a golden retriever or labrador?
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Jul 31, 2017 22:30
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Tell me why I shouldn't __________ Goons: because it sucks *huffs own farts*
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Jul 31, 2017 22:31
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ElMaligno posted:I also forgot that I am PCSing next year so imam wait till this time next year to see what car I need. please sell me all of your off-roster firearms before you leave tia
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Jul 31, 2017 22:43
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not caring here posted:But do you have a golden retriever or labrador? I would adopt this girl if I could tastefully arranged labia posted:please sell me all of your off-roster firearms before you leave tia you cant buy this guns *kisses arms*
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Jul 31, 2017 22:46
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not caring here posted:But do you have a golden retriever or labrador? I have an Aussie Shepard and he does a great job at keeping the chickens safe from predators 
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Jul 31, 2017 23:27
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The Rat posted:I have an Aussie Shepard and he does a great job at keeping the chickens safe from predators Oh gently caress man my first dog was a blue merle Aussie named tiger, that dog was cool as hell but also quite nuts since we had cattle but he wasn't ever trained to work with them. He was a straight up pet but being around all those cows and never properly chasing them just made tiger kinda batty.
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Jul 31, 2017 23:31
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Whole lotta talking not a lot of pics 🤔
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Jul 31, 2017 23:34
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I need to crack open my old laptop to get any pics of tiger, none on this phone, but he looked a lot like this guy  
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Jul 31, 2017 23:39
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Aussie shepherds are insane. 0 to flat out in about half a step, and they can stop or turn in about the same. They get that super low running stance when they mean business. A friend of mine had one that he used for pig hunting, and it never got touched once, but was always the first dog in. The only real problems with them are they can go a bit crazy because they have the unfortunate combination of being intelligent and hyper, and they will literally work themselves until they die given the chance.
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Jul 31, 2017 23:58
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GF's parents have a Bernedoodle (which sounds dumb as gently caress) it's a mix between a Bernese Mountain Dog and a Golden Doodle and she's the best behaved sweetest doggo I've ever met I want her but holy goddamn that breed is loving expensive
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not caring here posted:Aussie shepherds are insane. 0 to flat out in about half a step, and they can stop or turn in about the same. They get that super low running stance when they mean business. A friend of mine had one that he used for pig hunting, and it never got touched once, but was always the first dog in. This is extremely accurate to my experience with aussies
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Aug 1, 2017 00:22
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MA-Horus posted:GF's parents have a Bernedoodle (which sounds dumb as gently caress) it's a mix between a Bernese Mountain Dog and a Golden Doodle and she's the best behaved sweetest doggo I've ever met I remember when designer dogs were called mutts and could be had from the pound for $30.
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Aug 1, 2017 00:27
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Rad Lieutenant posted:I need to crack open my old laptop to get any pics of tiger, none on this phone, but he looked a lot like this guy Can they be all black? We've got a tornado rescue mutt we inherited from our daughter we think is at least part aussie. He tries to herd us when it's time to take a walk. My wife doesn't buy it, but he keeps giving out cues. Very smart fella. 
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Aug 1, 2017 00:32
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Get a Subaru brat instead
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Aug 1, 2017 00:35
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Mr. Mambold posted:Can they be all black? We've got a tornado rescue mutt we inherited from our daughter we think is at least part aussie. He tries to herd us when it's time to take a walk. My wife doesn't buy it, but he keeps giving out cues. Very smart fella. offer him an xxxx, this will tell you all you need to know
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Aug 1, 2017 00:43
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MA-Horus posted:GF's parents have a Bernedoodle (which sounds dumb as gently caress) it's a mix between a Bernese Mountain Dog and a Golden Doodle and she's the best behaved sweetest doggo I've ever met Please report to the doggo thread with all of the pictures of this pooch
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Aug 1, 2017 00:54
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Two Finger posted:offer him an xxxx, this will tell you all you need to know idgi?
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suboptimal posted:Please report to the doggo thread with all of the pictures of this pooch I'm going up to a cottage with this doggo plus some more for a long weekend Her name is Sierra and she's a -very- good girl.
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Aug 1, 2017 01:14
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Naked Bear posted:List of reasons to not buy a Subaru Outback: I read some insanely retarded article about how the Outback is the ~~secret daily driver~~ of America's 1%, so there's that
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Aug 1, 2017 01:31
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the 1% owns dogs and probably even have sex or at the very least beat off every now and then, so i don't think you want to use that as a disqualifier for something.
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Aug 1, 2017 01:36
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Mr. Mambold posted:idgi? XXXX is a terrible but very popular aussie beer.
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Aug 1, 2017 01:39
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Mr. Mambold posted:idgi?  It's basically undrinkable by anyone that wasn't raised on it - ie australians.
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Aug 1, 2017 01:40
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drat good doggo.
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Aug 1, 2017 02:19
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LingcodKilla posted:Get a forester instead. More room, boxier and lesbians love them. But the forester is like 8" shorter than the outback? P.S. buy my outback.
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Aug 1, 2017 04:43
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No
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Aug 1, 2017 05:18
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Owning a Subaru is actually required by law in some towns in Colorado.
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weather proofing trip report I can probably do better than this.
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