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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Your Taint posted:

"you all wasted your questions by asking the same one"

gently caress you. I hope they eat you alive.

LOL you expect the press to actually do their jobs?

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Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/702141081027104769

Holy Christ. He really did account for every single scenario.

eviltastic
Feb 8, 2004

Fan of Britches

Fitzy Fitz posted:



Always trust John Dingell.

I dunno that 'panel' would be the wrong word, but that is a solar water heater.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

WampaLord posted:

LOL you expect the press to actually do their jobs?

I think the press has been pretty goddamn good since Trump has taken office. Do you disagree?

farraday
Jan 10, 2007

Lower those eyebrows, young man. And the other one.

Lote posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/702141081027104769

Holy Christ. He really did account for every single scenario.

It's loving uncanny. I can't dismiss the idea Trump is a time traveler.

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Man I love that I'm starting a new job where I can't be online (read: in Trump threads) so much. Coming home to read that they scootched the Mooch was a really great little surprise, like a present to unwrap after closing time.

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Lote posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/702141081027104769

Holy Christ. He really did account for every single scenario.

I'm expecting winning lotto numbers to start showing up in these things at some point.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Your Taint posted:

I think the press has been pretty goddamn good since Trump has taken office. Do you disagree?

I think the vast majority of them focus on nothingburger stories that attract clicks instead of doing the hard work. There are a few exceptions, but I've seen tons and tons of ball dropping when it comes to asking follow up questions or just good questions in general.

Crabtree
Oct 17, 2012

ARRRGH! Get that wallet out!
Everybody: Lowtax in a Pickle!
Pickle! Pickle! Pickle! Pickle!

Dinosaur Gum

JEFFREY IS PART OF THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION?! Is Jeffrey gonna be the new Press Sec? Is that why Trump is soo keen on murdering people?

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




eviltastic posted:

I dunno that 'panel' would be the wrong word, but that is a solar water heater.

Yeah, it is. I just wanted to show a picture of the literal solar panels up there.

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~
Lol wtf was that answer

Thats not chaos MY 3 KIDS ARE CHAOS

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Lote posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/702141081027104769

Holy Christ. He really did account for every single scenario.



:gizz: :gizz: :gizz: :gizz: :gizz: :gizz:

Today is going to give me a Rusty Venture. Just too much winning.

So, what can we expect for the rest of the week? Sessions fired? Trump locks himself in closet? Eric Trump admits to working with Russian hackers to flip Wisconsin in an attempt to prove he's innocent?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

WampaLord posted:

I think the vast majority of them focus on nothingburger stories that attract clicks instead of doing the hard work. There are a few exceptions, but I've seen tons and tons of ball dropping when it comes to asking follow up questions or just good questions in general.


THe WH press pool has been excellent at pressing and pressing for answers to their questions, for the most part. NYT and WaPo have broken several bombshell stories. What aren't they doing that you'd like to see them do?

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

if you want to see chaos you should see my brother around a dog

Reik
Mar 8, 2004

Phyein posted:

Lol wtf was that answer

Thats not chaos MY 3 KIDS ARE CHAOS

if (question_string like '%chaos%') then goto my3kids

Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008

buttcrackmenace posted:

we're selling Coal to Ukraine

gently caress Russia! also, gently caress the environment!

Ukraine is a very poor country. At this moment they are more concerned in keeping the lights on and homes warm.

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


On Terra Firma posted:

Must suck being a reporter on vacation right now.

https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/892104113470754819

https://twitter.com/pdmcleod/status/892105380792238080

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair
So it seems the takeaway here so far is that Kelly is the new HBIC

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

evilweasel posted:

http://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-healthcare-hatch-idUSKBN1AG29J

(funny how he's never voted in favor of helping the poor :v: )

yeah they know for now or at least until after 2018, they cant do it because of heavy divisions in the party and piss poor leadership. trump will probably hit rage mode tonight/tomorrow morning because of this.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Your Taint posted:

THe WH press pool has been excellent at pressing and pressing for answers to their questions, for the most part. NYT and WaPo have broken several bombshell stories. What aren't they doing that you'd like to see them do?

NYT and WaPo are the exceptions I mentioned. Most of everyone else has been doing nothing but going "WHOAAAAAA click here to see what WACKY TRUMP THING just happened!!!!1111oneone"

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

John Gizzi has the grossest loving mouth

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Wait...Did Mooch's wife not leave him for taking the Trump job?

Did he lose his wife for a 10 day internship?

KickerOfMice
Jun 7, 2017

[/color]Keep firing, assholes![/color]

Spaceballs the custom title.
Fun Shoe

Lote posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/702141081027104769

Holy Christ. He really did account for every single scenario.

You can fire your dogs?

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Someone smarter than me explain why THIS firing suddenly ups his impeachment chances.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

CyberPingu posted:

Wait...Did Mooch's wife not leave him for taking the Trump job?

Did he lose his wife for a 10 day internship?

She left him because he abandoned her right before she gave birth.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Your Taint posted:

Someone smarter than me explain why THIS firing suddenly ups his impeachment chances.

Because a rich white man got burned.

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Your Taint posted:

Someone smarter than me explain why THIS firing suddenly ups his impeachment chances.

You should probably solicit people dumber than you. Cernovich is very, very dumb.

Doctor Butts
May 21, 2002

Your Taint posted:

Someone smarter than me explain why THIS firing suddenly ups his impeachment chances.

An entity of infinite intelligence could not do so, because it is meaningless garbage from a piece of poo poo.

Drunk Theory
Aug 20, 2016


Oven Wrangler

CyberPingu posted:

Wait...Did Mooch's wife not leave him for taking the Trump job?

Did he lose his wife for a 10 day internship?

Well, that and not showing up to the birth of his own child.

PoopShipDestroyer
Jan 13, 2006

I think he's ready for a chair

deep web creep posted:

John Gizzi has the grossest loving mouth

PoopShipDestroyer fucked around with this message at 21:31 on Jul 31, 2017

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Your Taint posted:

Someone smarter than me explain why THIS firing suddenly ups his impeachment chances.

Presumably because Mike Cernovich liked that guy, unlike the other people.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Dapper_Swindler posted:

yeah they know for now or at least until after 2018, they cant do it because of heavy divisions in the party and piss poor leadership. trump will probably hit rage mode tonight/tomorrow morning because of this.

trump was already widely rumored to announce the ending of CSR payments tomorrow (just in time to spike national premiums all year even if it's reversed in a month!) so yeah i bet that makes it certain

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Your Taint posted:

Someone smarter than me explain why THIS firing suddenly ups his impeachment chances.

I dunno but Cernovich's line has been that Scaramucci's theatrics with the press were supposed to be the bold new future of White House press relations and a key to Trump's success in the future. I assume it's some 5D chess thing about intentionally antagonizing the media to somehow make Americans respect Trump more.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Mooch is the number-one consumer of mail-order gorilla cum. Everyone knows.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/892118776979869696

haha he doesn't even get his consolation prize

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
A man who is on tape bragging about grabbing women by the pussy thinks that Mooch's comments were inappropriate. Ok Sarah. Whatever you say.

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

Your Taint posted:

Someone smarter than me explain why THIS firing suddenly ups his impeachment chances.

disclaimer: Cerno is dumb as gently caress

Mooch was brought in to harass the establishment-types in the white house: Reince, Spicer, Bannon, etc.

Trump's not getting bounced unless the establishment GOP decides he's too much of an anchor. If they've got enough pull to get Mooch fired, Cerno thinks, then they've got enough strength to grow a spine and kick Trump out.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.
Rip in piss The Mooch.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Lote posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/702141081027104769

Holy Christ. He really did account for every single scenario.

I'm simultaneouly laughing at him spelling "scapegoat" as two discrete words, while genuinely impressed that he didn't spell it as "escape goat". This is the lowering of the bar.

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Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

:rms:

sylvesters entire world is imploding right now. and its beautiful.




Your Taint posted:

Someone smarter than me explain why THIS firing suddenly ups his impeachment chances.

honestly who knows, i think its because they thought mooch would be great and forever and jerked off to him, but then he hosed up and trump sacked him. they still stupidly think trump cares about their awful beliefs and they probaly realize trump is getting more and more stupid.

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