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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005


I read this and felt nothing. :smith:

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

ShutteredIn posted:

my favorite thing about TrueFacts/Mensch twitter are whenever a NYT/Wapo story comes out they start tweeting "I reported this 3 weeks ago!!" with a link to a nonsensical tweet

I reported this weeks ago *accidentally links to some hentai I was perusing between tweets*

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

Bert Roberge posted:

Has Mike Pence had a lot of botox or plastic surgery? His facial expression almost never changes.

he's on a steady stream of horse tranquilizers

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

tithin posted:

So what's happened in TRUMPLAND today

Just a great day

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot
suzie: i just am so sad about my breakup!

lisa: i don't even need a man anymore

suzie: what's ur secret, lisa?

lisa: *whispering* tampons

announcer: that's right, tampons! ask your local apothecary for tampons! by blammo.

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Admiral Ray posted:

aren't there already like a fuckton of roma people in the us that have assimilated fine?

yes

conservaties dumb, news at PISSSSS o' PISSSSSSSSS

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

what

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
tampons were invented by witches to convince women they didn't need men

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Zas posted:

it actually is, unironically

there's definitely not any kind of connection to republican shitholes

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/qz/status/892179514318630914

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'm chad

Red Dad Redemption
Sep 29, 2007


natural selection is, in fact, a comforting thought

:)

TraderStav
May 19, 2006

It feels like I was standing my entire life and I just sat down

I thought "that face" he makes was a still that was masterfully clipped. But he holds it for a solid minute straight. I love this guy.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

ShutteredIn posted:

he's on a steady stream of horse tranquilizers

Trip that Special K while that horse gives you that Special D.

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


tithin posted:

So what's happened in TRUMPLAND today

It was a great day



oh and da mooch died

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

tithin posted:

So what's happened in TRUMPLAND today

lots of confetti, cocaine and ketamine

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Yinlock posted:

there's definitely not any kind of connection to republican shitholes

massachusetts: republican shithole?

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

Brevity is the soul - nay, the entire being! - of wit, irony, and jocularity! Pray thee, says I! The wittiest missives are undoubtedly those which bring themselves to a quick, merciful end! Ply me not with thy endless "humorous" diatribes! The briefest of jokes is the one which I desire!

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

logikv9 posted:

I'm chad

I'm tyrone

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Citizen Tayne posted:

This is really close to Pittsburgh, I should drive over and check out the gypsy infestation.

that would be cool, post a trip report

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


praises brevity, has long tedious unironic profile

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
Personal Breeding Sows

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




Tesseraction posted:

I reported this weeks ago *accidentally links to some hentai I was perusing between tweets*

That was a good day

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

logikv9 posted:

Personal Breeding Sows

yeah that dude mostly sounds like he wants to gently caress farm animals

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

logikv9 posted:

I'm chad

https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/891987530664509440

the brolocaust never happened

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I'm wherever liberty is threatened

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zyla posted:

praises brevity, has long tedious unironic profile

i wanna say :thejoke:

but im like 218% sure that profile is entirely legit and i dont even use twitter

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

logikv9 posted:

Personal Breeding Sows

*raises paw*

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]



Lastgirl posted:

lots of confetti, cocaine and ketamine

:discourse:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Joementum posted:

took her three hours to figure out it's a parody account

faster than i was expecting tbh

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Bert Roberge posted:

Has Mike Pence had a lot of botox or plastic surgery? His facial expression almost never changes.

No, he's just intractibly weird and off-putting.

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

im surprised they dont believe in the holocaust, like that the jews are all incels like them and the aryan german supermen were all chads speeding up darwin's will or w/e

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


peeonwe posted:

u should be telling ur friends abt ur life in detail

not much detail there, that story is repeating itself tens of thousands of times across the US.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

I'm gonna get a job in the future as a foreman-drone pilot for a coding sweatshop

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the new vanity card is excellent



compared to



i think his ex made them both

huh i was wondering where the album concept for that first manson record came from

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
(should though)

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/892181505065324549

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

JosefStalinator posted:

im surprised they dont believe in the holocaust, like that the jews are all incels like them and the aryan german supermen were all chads speeding up darwin's will or w/e

their entire world view is believing they alone are victims, so the Jewish people take a second fiddle to their crying lonely wenis

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.

Addamere posted:

i wanna say :thejoke:

but im like 218% sure that profile is entirely legit and i dont even use twitter

the tweets are pretty idiotic so it is a mystery

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

TheBigAristotle posted:

I'm gonna get a job in the future as a foreman-drone pilot for a coding sweatshop

can we please not make the dead gay future like some lovely YA scifi novel

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