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Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


babys first accelerationism

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a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde


https://conservativemove.com/

quote:

Our mission is to help Conservative families move to Conservative areas of America.

quote:

1. You and your family first decide to explore the idea of moving to a Conservative region.
2. Contact us to set up a free consultation. If looking for employment in the region, click below.
3. If you decide to proceed, we help you identify a realtor in your state to sell your home.
4. We introduce you to our team's real estate agent to find your new dream home in North Texas.
5. That's it! Enjoy the life you deserve among friends. God Bless!


lol god bless!!!

E: oops meant to post to trump thread oh well

a helpful bear has issued a correction as of 06:38 on Aug 1, 2017

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lastgirl posted:

hahahaha

time is a flat circle~ :ironicat:

Chelsea Clinton going to incorrectly use that one next.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Rand alPaul posted:

Chelsea Clinton going to incorrectly use that one next.

I have a theory that due to Chelsea's experiences with Bohemian Grove satanic rituals, billionaire orgies etc., she looks at some guy setting a place on fire and she goes "oh how banal"

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

steinrokkan posted:

I have a theory that due to Chelsea's experiences with Bohemian Grove satanic rituals, billionaire orgies etc., she looks at some guy setting a place on fire and she goes "oh how banal"

They'd probably get more votes if they just went all out with the depravity rather than trying to act like Serious Professional People. I mean hell, it basically worked for Trump.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

a helpful bear posted:



https://conservativemove.com/




lol god bless!!!

E: oops meant to post to trump thread oh well

we should move DSA members in and turn the whole town red... for comrade Bernie!!!!

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

source: c-spam

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe

a helpful bear posted:



https://conservativemove.com/




lol god bless!!!

E: oops meant to post to trump thread oh well

i'm in here posting thinking its the trump thread too
lmao

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Terror Sweat posted:

you would have actual healthcare if he voted for the public option in 2014

dont respect that piece of poo poo

We absolutely would have. Except when Ted Kennedy died, Elizabeth Warren thought she was owed his seat, like had it coming to her without a doubt, so she went on vacation in the middle of the campaign, because after all, the seat was hers by rights. Then an rear end in a top hat former playboy model with a pickup truck, who actually campaigned and tried to connect with the people, won the seat, causing a 59/41 senate, which did not allow an override of the filibuster to pass single payer. This is literally Elizabeth Warren's fault - single payer would have happened had they had the 60 votes.

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
it was coakley, not warren

:goonsay:

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016


"Joke's on you, Clintonailures, I already have shoved it up my rear end." :bernin:

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


let me outta this bro rear end metal prison

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


the Phantom Zone, except you put it in your rear end

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

a helpful bear posted:



https://conservativemove.com/




lol god bless!!!

E: oops meant to post to trump thread oh well

They want to move them to Colin friggin County?

That has to be a ploy to get them in those nice new communities down 388.

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Blatantly stealing this


https://i.imgur.com/dQuhtES.mp4

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Reagan did show up a few times in Animaniacs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JjiO3BdBUQ&t=172s

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

a helpful bear posted:



https://conservativemove.com/




lol god bless!!!

E: oops meant to post to trump thread oh well

Is this the FEMA death camp initiative I've been hearing about?

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

steinrokkan posted:

Is this the FEMA death camp initiative I've been hearing about?

That was cancelled when it was realized how highly refined opiates were reducing white numbers far more effectively

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

a helpful bear posted:



https://conservativemove.com/




lol god bless!!!

E: oops meant to post to trump thread oh well

lol this is a real estate grift right?

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

:(

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

lancemantis posted:

lol this is a real estate grift right?

That or a conservative Keene Free State thing whose organizers don't realize most of flyover country is already blood red.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

steinrokkan posted:

Is this the FEMA death camp initiative I've been hearing about?

"North Texas"

This is actually an obvious honeypot to murder WASPs in the middle of nowhere

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Dreddout posted:

"North Texas"

This is actually an obvious honeypot to murder WASPs in the middle of nowhere

good

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

North Texas is all the nightmares of suburban ennui thrown into a convection oven.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

i cant even tell if this is an edit or not. we've reached the garrison event horizon.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i cant even tell if this is an edit or not. we've reached the garrison event horizon.

It has to be an edit, because the McCain tumor is spouting Kruschevite revisionism :ussr:

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Its also being removed from Lenin's brain which is labeled USSR.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
comin up on the 10 year anniversary

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
huh, looks like mike cernovich

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

comin up on the 10 year anniversary



no way that guy is 32

PerilPastry
Oct 10, 2012

Guy Goodbody posted:

no way that guy is 32

not everyone's jerk off partner can age as gracefully as the Stephen Millers of the world :/

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

lol

My Face When
Nov 28, 2012

Hide your healthcare.
Hide your wife.

As long as those Conservative movers stay out of Denton, I'll be happy.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


My Face When posted:

As long as those Conservative movers stay out of Denton, I'll be happy.

denton you say

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IsXKMkDAMQ


i played this on a fuckin loop while reading the bernie threads








hail devil bird thing

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme

lmao

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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

My Face When posted:

As long as those Conservative movers stay out of Denton, I'll be happy.

Houses are too expensive in Denton and there are too many Mexicans and young white college students. They'll move to Argyle.

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