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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

What is that a picture of?

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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

What is that a picture of?

The woman on the right is the owner

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Metapod posted:

The woman on the right is the owner

They will be placing the oil drilling rigs back on their helmets.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Well let's have some fun banter.

Colts: 10-6 for the season.

Jags in London...well, don't know since I don't follow the Ravens much. But my god I'll watch the game. And I'll pull for the Jags.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Wish they'd change the logo. Flaming Thumbtack is old and busted

Also I found out today that the second place name for the team was the Trappers. Tennessee Trappers. Yeesh.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Colostomy Bag posted:

Well let's have some fun banter.

Colts: 10-6 for the season.

Jags in London...well, don't know since I don't follow the Ravens much. But my god I'll watch the game. And I'll pull for the Jags.
The Ravens may be starting Mallett or <Insert random UDFA QB here> and their OLine is supposedly not so good anymore, but the Jaguars are starting Bortles and their OLine ha been empirically proven to be potentially worst in the league, soooooo.....


Demon Of The Fall posted:

Also I found out today that the second place name for the team was the Trappers. Tennessee Trappers. Yeesh.
:stonk:

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Cripes, I was optimistic watching a NFL game 9 am on a Sunday. Previous two posts makes it look like I should drink antifreeze and wave goodbye to this cruel world.

Anyways, where will Bortles lead his team?

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Colostomy Bag posted:

Anyways, where will Bortles lead his team?
The bar/liquor store.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

The bar/liquor store.

Plug in "Irsay" into the GPS and that's probably the address.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Colostomy Bag posted:

Plug in "Irsay" into the GPS and that's probably the address.
Apparently it is for Bort, too.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
Titans 9-7
Texans 9-7
Colts 8-8
Jaguars 4-12

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Athanatos posted:

Titans 9-7
Texans 9-7
Colts 8-8
Jaguars 4-12

Colts at 8-8? Geesus. Wouldn't suprise me.


One of us should be able to get in with a 7-9 wildcard at least.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
Titans are gonna win 12 games

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Athanatos posted:

Titans 9-7
Texans 9-7
Colts 8-8
Jaguars 4-12

3 of Jacksonville's wins come from splitting with the other teams in the division, as is the AFC South custom.

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Randaconda posted:

3 of Jacksonville's wins come from splitting with the other teams in the division, as is the AFC South custom.
With that OL they will get swept HARD by the Texans. I think 4-12 is the most possible wins, but the Jaguars will find a way win 5 or 6 to get them out of the running for a good QB in the top 5 in next year's draft.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Titans are gonna win 12 games

Yeah I dont know, seems like a lot. They will take the division though.

Dolphins game could go their way I guess, maybe the Bengals too...

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

With that OL they will get swept HARD by the Texans. I think 4-12 is the most possible wins, but the Jaguars will find a way win 5 or 6 to get them out of the running for a good QB in the top 5 in next year's draft.

Let me have my dream. :smith:

In fact, I hope a late season loss to us keeps the Titans out of the playoffs.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Titans are gonna win 12 games

The Texans will win 14, but only 10 of them will be in the regular season

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Randaconda posted:

3 of Jacksonville's wins come from splitting with the other teams in the division, as is the AFC South custom.

Don't sell this division short. One of us will be 9-7 to claim the crown.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Colostomy Bag posted:

Don't sell this division short. One of us will be 9-7 to claim the crown.

Every year a king must rise to the top of turd mountain. So it is written.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Neil Armbong posted:

Every year a king must rise to the top of turd mountain. So it is written.

Brutal, yet eloquent. Fitting of the AFC South. The greatest division of the NFL ever created.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The AFC South is where the big boys play. :colbert:

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet

Thank god. I want some gear but the logo is so doofy and the unis are easily the most dated in the league

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
https://twitter.com/sarahbarshop/status/892799430964817920
https://twitter.com/McClain_on_NFL/status/892804168041279488

gently caress

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I'm not sad because Fuller clowned on the Titans last year.

Hippopo
Apr 2, 2017

*sigh*

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Wish they'd change the logo. Flaming Thumbtack is old and busted

Also I found out today that the second place name for the team was the Trappers. Tennessee Trappers. Yeesh.

I'm still mad Houston went with "Texans" over "Apollos" :gbsmith:

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Apollos was awful

All the choices were awful

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮

Intruder posted:

Apollos was awful

All the choices were awful

Listen, if the Adams family weren't dipshits, they'd have given Houston back the Oilers legacy.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Yeah, never did understand that one.

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Colostomy Bag posted:

Yeah, never did understand that one.

They're garbage people? At least the NFL's stupid helmet rules have kept them from wearing the throwbacks for the pact few years.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Colostomy Bag posted:

Yeah, never did understand that one.

Yeah, same.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Neil Armbong posted:

They're garbage people? At least the NFL's stupid helmet rules have kept them from wearing the throwbacks for the pact few years.

Well yeah, probably the simplest explanation. Guess I'm thinking if they could of monetized somehow then I would understand. Greed and what not. But if they weren't able to they could have generated some goodwill.

Oh well. Butt holes.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
The Oilers name and history still hold value. It's not like other cities that have lost teams get to keep their name and history (Lakers?)

But the list of names for the new Houston team was dire

Bobcats, Apollos, Stallions (lol), Toros and of course Texans

lol if they had gone with the very high school team name Bobcats

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Intruder posted:

The Oilers name and history still hold value. It's not like other cities that have lost teams get to keep their name and history (Lakers?)

But the list of names for the new Houston team was dire

Bobcats, Apollos, Stallions (lol), Toros and of course Texans

lol if they had gone with the very high school team name Bobcats

You forget RoughRyders was also a finalist. Texans has grown on me. and yeah, my high school was the bobcats. no thanks for the nfl team to have that name.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
It would have been cool if they could have stuck with the city's space theme but Apollos was terrible and I can't really think of anything better space related

And hell the Astros started as a gun name and the Rockets started in San Diego

It's pretty funny that the city's soccer team has a much cooler name than the football team. REAL footy wins again!

Intruder fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Aug 4, 2017

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Shoulda been the Houston SpaceBalls

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug
poo poo man, even the houston spacemen would've been better.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Toros is a good name

Neil Armbong
Jan 16, 2004

If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.
Pillbug

Metapod posted:

Toros is a good name

Isn't that a WNBA team name?

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Houston Buzz (Aldrin)

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