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Choco1980 posted:May also straight up poisoned The Chameleon, and smiled while she did it. She's stone cold. She actually slipped him a roofie in his tea, but lied and said it was arsenic just to mess with him.
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So how did Aunt May get roofies? Does she hang out in abandoned subway tunnels to wine and dine unsuspecting Mole Men?
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Aug 1, 2017 09:53
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This was when they were living with the Avengers and she knew who he was. She probably just raided Tony Stark's room.
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She's an old lady, her doctor probably gives her whatever she asks for.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I want that lamp.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I love that Mole Man's trusty stick is standing by him on the couch.
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Aunt May is discussing how her beloved's arch-nemesis has put them both in mortal danger and the fact that this wicked man will seek to overthrow the world with all kinds of huge, horrific monsters. Good time for a reminder that Peter's chief reason for keeping his identity secret from the woman who raised him is that he doesn't think she can handle the knowledge.
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It's never going to happen, but I kind of hope that Aunt May gets a drink from Tyrannus's Fountain of Youth so she winds up a little bit less decrepit than she is right now.
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Aug 1, 2017 14:35
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Give us smokin hot movie Aunt May.
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I bet the master plan will be to get rid of the Fountain of Youth by peeing in it.
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The Lord of Hats posted:It's never going to happen, but I kind of hope that Aunt May gets a drink from Tyrannus's Fountain of Youth so she winds up a little bit less decrepit than she is right now. Comedy option. She's so old, she looks exactly the same because the fountain just can't keep up.
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Please let them live happily ever after.  Can we get Newspaper Spider-Man to sell his marriage to Mephisto to preserve Aunt May and Mole Man's?
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ImpAtom posted:Please let them live happily ever after. Newspaper Aunt May will outlive everyone in this thread.
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Lurdiak posted:Newspaper Aunt May will outlive everyone Ftfy
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Lobok posted:Good time for a reminder that Peter's chief reason for keeping his identity secret from the woman who raised him is that he doesn't think she can handle the knowledge. Nah by this point it's probably just the guilt when she finds out he's been lying to her for years.
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Choco1980 posted:
She walks through he cold ashes of the Burned Earth as the universe slowly winds down, succumbing to entropy. The next next go around will be better, May vows, I will do things differently. That loving punk Thanos will pay.
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goatface posted:Nah by this point it's probably just the guilt when she finds out he's been lying to her for years.
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I'm gonna be so sad when this ends with Melvin overthrowing Tyrannus, and having to turn his back on the marriage with Aunt May because his kingdom truly does need a ruler, and then they're going to ignore this story happened
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Aunt May is already a walking ghost Peter. This very week I have had to care for a blind, deaf mute with a trachea breathing tube in their neck, whose body is permanently contracted in a fetal position with zero hope of recovery, and I'd still recommend May go ahead for euthanasia instead of them.
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Proteus Jones posted:She walks through he cold ashes of the Burned Earth as the universe slowly winds down, succumbing to entropy. She would never say or even think the word "loving."
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Bongo Bill posted:She would never say or even think the word "loving." 
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Checks out. Aunt May would never say or think gently caress, just like Captain America would never say "you think this A stands for France".
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I think it is plausible that May have said "I like loving your father, Peter" according to that one comic.
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ultimate aunt may is a lot better than the regular variety of aunt may tbh shame she doesn't exist anymore
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Manatee Cannon posted:ultimate aunt may is a lot better than the regular variety of aunt may tbh She's ok, regular aunt may owns though.
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regular aunt may barely exists outside of that time she was in howard the duck
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Yeah, regular Aunt May fed Chameleon sleeping pills and almond flavoring and told him it was arsenic while he was pretending to be Peter.
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She also married JJJ's father and it led to the best family dinner scenes.
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She also ran Howard the Duck's office. Aunt May's lived a pretty dope life in her final 5-1000 years.
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:Checks out. Aunt May would never say or think gently caress, just like Captain America would never say "you think this A stands for France". May exclusively curses with punctuation 
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Manatee Cannon posted:regular aunt may barely exists outside of that time she was in howard the duck Get the gently caress outta here.      
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Every incarnation of Aunt May seems way cooler than Newspaper Aunt May.
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None of the other ones are marrying Mole Man, though.
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JMS Aunt May and Ultimate Aunt May are my favorites. JMS Aunt May is just so smug all the time and it's wonderful.
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Did Mole Man ever tell Spider-Man his real name? Maybe he actually did realize who he's talking to. On the other hand, he's a character in this strip, so maybe he's about to suspect that Spider-Man was actually Lenny this entire time.
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Ponsonby Britt posted:Did Mole Man ever tell Spider-Man his real name? Maybe he actually did realize who he's talking to. i went and checked. aunt may called him melvin several times in front of spidey
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 Also there was the time Mr. Negative made her into her opposite and she kicked out her family and was awful to everyone. At least until Peter came up because he couldn't save Curt Connors' son and needed someone to talk to so she fought off his control because drat it if she's gonna let her boy down. Edit: For some reason it always gets me when she calls Peter her son. Aunt May is good people anf hopefully they don't turn her into a Nazi. Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 07:57 on Aug 2, 2017 |
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poo poo I somehow didnt make a '*for the ghost who walks' joke here.
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