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NLJP
Aug 26, 2004


steinrokkan posted:

The people who first, and unexpectedly, broke into that ossuary described it as "we probed a wall and skulls started pouring out of everywhere". Very metal.

Yeah, it was way cool. I was doing a project with Masaryk university that summer. Was a privilege to see it before it was all tidied up! Black iron door with skeleton motif etc. Turn a corner, bam, charnel house

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pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Sarcopenia posted:

Does not surprise me. Dude is a major creep.The tiny bit of respect I had for Lady Gaga went out of the window when she made a duet with this man titled "Do What You Want With My Body.". gently caress Hollywood and their cuddling of horrible celebrities.
I assume you mean "coddling," but wouldn't be surprised ....

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


I just realized its been over two years since the last :ghost::ghost:Ghost Flights:ghost::ghost: entry.

funmanguy
Apr 20, 2006

What time is it?

ranbo das posted:

I just realized its been over two years since the last :ghost::ghost:Ghost Flights:ghost::ghost: entry.

Jesus, I started reading this thread regularly then. Welcome back to your own thread Kermit.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

ranbo das posted:

I just realized its been over two years since the last :ghost::ghost:Ghost Flights:ghost::ghost: entry.

What the gently caress how is time passing so quickly

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Aesop Poprock posted:

What the gently caress how is time passing so quickly

We've all succumbed to hypoxia and are :ghost::ghost:Ghost Posting:ghost::ghost:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Antivehicular posted:

We've all succumbed to hypoxia and are :ghost::ghost:Ghost Posting:ghost::ghost:

lol if you aren't lich posting

Azathoth
Apr 3, 2001

All of this is some kind of bardo experience. It's the only way that all of this makes sense. Now we're all just here, trying to learn to let go so that we can be reborn in a sane world.

Keru
Aug 2, 2004

'n suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us 'n the sky was full of what looked like 'uge bats, all swooping 'n screeching 'n divin' around the ute.

Randaconda posted:

lol if you aren't lich posting

lol if you don't have Enlichque posting for you.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Enrique can't hold a candle to a manservant Hecubus.

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Randaconda posted:

lol if you aren't lich posting

This explains all the good work you're doing in the AUG thread.

Literally Kermit
Mar 4, 2012
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queserasera posted:

This explains all the good work you're doing in the AUG thread.

It's true, I've been lurking there and Randaconda has done some things, let me tell you

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

queserasera posted:

This explains all the good work you're doing in the AUG thread.

Great work. :colbert:

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Solice Kirsk posted:

Enrique can't hold a candle to a manservant Hecubus.

Grim Up North
Dec 12, 2011

Here's some lighter reading about caving I don't think was posted here before:

quote:

Three months ago, Xisco Gràcia experienced what he describes as every diver's worst nightmare - he found himself in an underwater cave, relying on an air pocket for survival. As hours turned into days he realised he might not be found in time.

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-40558067

No deaths, just a bit of fun caving and waiting for rescue.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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"...aaaaaaaaaaaaaand Satan!"

pookel
Oct 27, 2011

Ultra Carp

Grim Up North posted:

Here's some lighter reading about caving I don't think was posted here before:

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-40558067

No deaths, just a bit of fun caving and waiting for rescue.

Pro click.

Depressio111117
Oct 18, 2014

A whole world of imagination beyond the oompah band.
Good God, the video of a carnival ride malfunctioning in Ohio is one of the most unnerving things I've ever seen. There was a fatality in this one, though it's not gory in and of itself. Still, it's :nms: as hell.

:nms:http://www.fox4news.com/news/270353904-story:nms:

Major Ryan
May 11, 2008

Completely blank
'Standard' pirate hijacking of a ship off the coast of Somalia gets bizarre; looks like it might be staged, had help from the Yemeni authorities and led to the death of people tasked afterwards to investigate what really happened.

https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2017-hijacking-of-brillante-virtuoso/?mc_cid=cd6ec6d5bf&mc_eid=f15f317122

Professor of Cats
Mar 22, 2009

Depressio111117 posted:

Good God, the video of a carnival ride malfunctioning in Ohio is one of the most unnerving things I've ever seen. There was a fatality in this one, though it's not gory in and of itself. Still, it's :nms: as hell.

:nms:http://www.fox4news.com/news/270353904-story:nms:

gently caress carni rides forever.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Professor of Cats posted:

gently caress carni rides forever.

Agreed. Carnivals are for bad hot dogs and first dates if you live in a romantic comedy.

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007

Major Ryan posted:

'Standard' pirate hijacking of a ship off the coast of Somalia gets bizarre; looks like it might be staged, had help from the Yemeni authorities and led to the death of people tasked afterwards to investigate what really happened.

https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2017-hijacking-of-brillante-virtuoso/?mc_cid=cd6ec6d5bf&mc_eid=f15f317122

You know, I once heard Yemen be described as "The Mexico of the Middle East". Reading that made that description not feel too far off.

children overboard
Apr 3, 2009

Major Ryan posted:

'Standard' pirate hijacking of a ship off the coast of Somalia gets bizarre; looks like it might be staged, had help from the Yemeni authorities and led to the death of people tasked afterwards to investigate what really happened.

https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2017-hijacking-of-brillante-virtuoso/?mc_cid=cd6ec6d5bf&mc_eid=f15f317122

:aaa: What a tale. Amazing read. I stayed up past 2am reading it. Wonder if we'll ever know the full story for sure, but the implications of the Greek's connections with whoever hijacked the ship... :aaaaa:

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Eek:

Man discovers his uncle was 'killed in sex session', not accidental house fire

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/jul/31/man-discovers-his-uncle-was-killed-in-sex-session-not-accidental-house-fire

quote:

A nephew who thought his uncle had died in an accidental house fire was searching for information about his family tree when he discovered horrific footage revealing that he was in fact killed in a sadomasochistic sex session, a court has heard.

Christopher Murgatroyd was looking at Peter Fasoli’s fire-damaged computer two years after Fasoli’s death in January 2013 when he discovered video of his uncle being bound, gagged and killed by fantasist Jason Marshall, a jury at the Old Bailey was told.

The jury heard that music from Wagner and Mendelssohn played during the attack in which Fasoli, 58, was smothered after Marshall tricked his way into his home. Afterwards he set fire to the victim’s one-bedroom bungalow in Northolt, west London, to cover up the killing, it was alleged. Marshall, 28, of East Ham, east London, denies murder.

Prosecutor Edward Brown QC warned jurors that the attack was “as shocking as it was determined” before playing extracts from the video, which went on for six hours.

The defendant first got in contact with Fasoli, a computer repairman, through a dating website and offered to arrange a threesome, the court heard. Marshall arrived at the victim’s home at around 7pm on 6 January 2013, purporting to be a police officer and carrying a police utility belt, handcuffs and a pistol holster.

During sexual roleplay, Marshall stripped the victim and arrested him for “being a spy” and hacking into a government laptop, the court heard. Fasoli was threatened with a knife and forced to hand over his cash card pin numbers, the court heard.

Marshall muttered “suspect detained” after injecting him with a drug to “put you to sleep while I go to the cash machine”, it was alleged. The victim then screamed that he could not breathe. Marshall, who was shown in the video wearing latex gloves, also held a plastic bag over his victim’s head, jurors were told.

“There is an ominous determination and seriousness in the way the defendant is carrying out the task, as he sees it,” said Brown. “There is no emotion, no panic, no regret.”

As Fasoli lay dying on the floor, Marshall allegedly stood and “calmly” lit a cigarette, then made the sign of the cross and recited a blessing for the departed in Latin and the word “resurrection”.

It is alleged that Marshall withdrew £400 in cash from Fasoli’s account and used his card to buy a flight to Rome.

A postmortem examination initially gave the cause of death as inhalation of fire fumes, but a re-examination found that Fasoli was still alive when the fire was set. Restraint and asphyxia also contributed to his death, Brown said.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Well, that's one way to go out.

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
Dec 28, 2007

Kiss this and hang


I'm as disturbed by the headline as I am by the content of the article. The "sex session" didn't sound so much like kinky hi-jinx gone wrong so much as the luring of a victim and then his eventual torture and killing. To describe it as a "sex session" is...distrubing. I frown on the editor's shenanigans.

letthereberock
Sep 4, 2004

Three people are shot dead during armed bank robbery.

Guardian: "Trio killed in bizarre cops&robbers game gone wrong!"

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang posted:

I'm as disturbed by the headline as I am by the content of the article. The "sex session" didn't sound so much like kinky hi-jinx gone wrong so much as the luring of a victim and then his eventual torture and killing. To describe it as a "sex session" is...distrubing. I frown on the editor's shenanigans.

Yes. "Murdered by someone you met on a hook-up site" isn't a "sex session."

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
Yeah that was literally a bizarre torture/murder/robbery/arson that writer is terrible

Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




Well it does say he tied him up during a sex session, so presumably there's some loving going on in the video pre-torture.

edit: For more gruesome details see the Daily Mail: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4746834/Fantasist-killer-caught-camera-murdering-partner.html

Necrothatcher has a new favorite as of 17:42 on Aug 1, 2017

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Well it does say he tied him up during a sex session, so presumably there's some loving going on in the video pre-torture.

It doesn't specify intercourse or anything sexual happening. I mean the victim was probably expecting a fantasy roleplay thing and the other guy just seemed to be a psycho murderer

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Mr. Flunchy posted:

Well it does say he tied him up during a sex session, so presumably there's some loving going on in the video pre-torture.

edit: For more gruesome details see the Daily Mail: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4746834/Fantasist-killer-caught-camera-murdering-partner.html

Yeah reading the article it was just straight up torture and murder and no sexual stuff at all

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Not dissimilar from my friend who got his throat cut doing gay-for-pay porn. He was found stuffed in a sleeping bag under a staircase a few weeks later.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Avenging_Mikon posted:

Not dissimilar from my friend who got his throat cut doing gay-for-pay porn. He was found stuffed in a sleeping bag under a staircase a few weeks later.

Holy poo poo.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Solice Kirsk posted:

Holy poo poo.

Oops, looks like I misremembered some of the details, it was almost 15 years ago.

quote:

A man convicted of the grisly sex-slaying of a fellow Salvation Army hostel resident begged the victim's devastated family for forgiveness yesterday as he was sentenced to life in prison.

Mark Allan Valkonen, 35, was charged with first-degree murder in the March 2003 slaying of 19-year-old Kyle Driscoll, but pleaded guilty to second-degree murder in a plea bargain in Queen's Bench yesterday.

According to an agreed statement of facts filed in court, Valkonen and Driscoll, both residents of the Salvation Army hostel for men in downtown Edmonton, were together in Valkonen's bedroom sometime around March 2, 2003.

Valkonen bound Driscoll's hands and ankles tightly with bootlaces and shoelaces and wrapped a long bootlace around Driscoll's neck. Driscoll died of ligature strangulation from the bootlace around his neck.

Valkonen also had anal sex with Driscoll, though Crown prosecutor Marilena Carminati said it was impossible to tell whether the sex occurred before or after Driscoll died.


She also said there was no evidence to show whether it was consensual.

Valkonen wrapped Driscoll's body in garbage bags and taped the bags around the corpse. He took wooden slats out of his mattress box and hid the body there.

To explain the putrid stench wafting from his room, Valkonen told hostel residents he had a bowel infection. He put tape over his vents and baking soda boxes around the room.

Hostel caretakers discovered Driscoll's rotting corpse on March 25, when they went in to clean the room. Valkonen had been booted out of the hostel the night before, following an altercation with some residents.

In a victim impact statement she read aloud through tears and sobs, Driscoll's mother, Cindy Hogg, said her family has been shattered by guilt over her firstborn son's death.

Driscoll had been going through a "difficult time" when he moved into the hostel, said Hogg. "Many of us wish we had done more to help him... I know I'll never forgive myself for not letting him stay home."

Hogg told court she still gets flashbacks of how she could smell the stench of her son's body all the way down the hall when she went to view him.

Valkonen, a chubby, balding man with reddish hair and a goatee, didn't cry until his lawyer told court his deviant sexual fantasies were due to sexual abuse he suffered as a teen - at the hands of a male family friend - after his father died.

Addressing Driscoll's family, Valkonen said if he could take back what he'd done to Kyle, he would.

"I humbly beg you to please forgive me for what I've done, and listen to me one last time when I say that I am very, very sorry."

Valkonen was convicted of criminal negligence causing death in the 2001 bondage death of Shaun Peterson, 23, in a Leduc hotel. Peterson was strangled from a shoelace tied around his neck.

Around the time he murdered Driscoll, Valkonen was on a chemical castration drug.

He will be eligible to apply for parole in 10 years.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Aesop Poprock posted:

Yeah that was literally a bizarre torture/murder/robbery/arson that writer is terrible

He's not a murderer, he's a "fantasist"

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Avenging_Mikon posted:

Oops, looks like I misremembered some of the details, it was almost 15 years ago.

Wow what a piece of poo poo. I suppose I could see the family forgiving him if this was a one-time incident, but he'd already killed someone else in the exact same way two years earlier.

AzureSkye
Mar 4, 2010

quote:

"I humbly beg you to please forgive me for what I've done, and listen to me one last time when I say that I am very, very sorry that I got caught."

ftfy

Sarcopenia
May 14, 2014
^^True

I think SVU did an episode based on that case.


Did you guys know that Steven Spielberg had a stalker who intended to rape and murder him?
http://caselaw.findlaw.com/ca-court-of-appeal/1223771.html

Luckily he was a mayor dumbdumb.

quote:

"When asked what he was doing in the area, Norman said he had an appointment with Spielberg about a screenplay that involved one man raping another man, and that the handcuffs and tape were props. No screenplay was found in the car."


Andy Lau had a stalker who's father send their family into destitution by helping his daughter pursue her obsession.
http://www.china.org.cn/english/entertainment/205460.htm

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BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747

Sarcopenia posted:

^^True

I think SVU did an episode based on that case.


Did you guys know that Steven Spielberg had a stalker who intended to rape and murder him?
http://caselaw.findlaw.com/ca-court-of-appeal/1223771.html

Luckily he was a mayor dumbdumb.



Andy Lau had a stalker who's father send their family into destitution by helping his daughter pursue her obsession.
http://www.china.org.cn/english/entertainment/205460.htm

hey man YOU try thinking on your feet in that situation

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