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Aesop Poprock posted:Worms aren't bugs ya dummy Worms and bats are both types of bugs.
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Haifisch posted:It's pink cheese 'made by a mommy'. Their site stresses how natural it is, but I think they accidentally wrapped around to something less natural than twinkies. Just me and my 💕mommy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 She asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and she said he'd give me her 💦Mooies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘mommy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder mommy! Harder mommy! 😫💦💕 1 mooie💦, 2 mooie💦💦, 3 mooie💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘mommy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 She makes me feel squishy💗!She makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘She makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
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steinrokkan posted:good lord less of this please
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steinrokkan posted:Just me and my 💕mommy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 She asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and she said he'd give me her 💦Mooies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘mommy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder mommy! Harder mommy! 😫💦💕 1 mooie💦, 2 mooie💦💦, 3 mooie💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘mommy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 She makes me feel squishy💗!She makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘She makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑 lmao
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Code Jockey posted:both of those are god drat horrific and I cannot imagine the kind of person who would buy them for their kids The sort of people who would buy this are the middle class moms who think that because it was "made by a mommy" then it has to be just the thing for kids and is automatically better than anything produced by a cheesemaker or similar expert because only a mom knows this poo poo instinctively. If back when I read mommy blogs when I was pregnant with my kids were anything to go by, the only thing that could up the stakes in making it a guaranteed need to buy for little Skylar or Mahkynzee would be the packaging stating "all-natural organic'. The concept of just cutting a bit of regular cheese off the wheel or block for the kid's an unthinkable thing even though that's how my two got hooked on gouda and swiss. As far as the pony one goes, I can easily see a brony buying it up by the armload.
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excuse me it clearly states her kids names are finley and odin
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steinrokkan posted:Just me and my 💕mommy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 She asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and she said he'd give me her 💦Mooies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘mommy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder mommy! Harder mommy! 😫💦💕 1 mooie💦, 2 mooie💦💦, 3 mooie💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘mommy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 She makes me feel squishy💗!She makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘She makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑
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steinrokkan posted:Just me and my 💕mommy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 She asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and she said he'd give me her 💦Mooies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘mommy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder mommy! Harder mommy! 😫💦💕 1 mooie💦, 2 mooie💦💦, 3 mooie💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘mommy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 She makes me feel squishy💗!She makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘She makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑 I'm just going to assume this is part of the script for the emoji movie.
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M_Sinistrari posted:The sort of people who would buy this are the middle class moms who think that because it was "made by a mommy" then it has to be just the thing for kids and is automatically better than anything produced by a cheesemaker or similar expert because only a mom knows this poo poo instinctively. Yeah, made by a mommy who just happens to be president of a food marketing & sales firm. Somehow "made by a marketing director" doesn't have the same ring.
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steinrokkan posted:Just me and my 💕mommy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 She asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and she said he'd give me her 💦Mooies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘mommy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder mommy! Harder mommy! 😫💦💕 1 mooie💦, 2 mooie💦💦, 3 mooie💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘mommy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 She makes me feel squishy💗!She makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘She makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑 Man this is even worse on the mobile app than in a desktop browser.
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Pastry of the Year posted:hey everybody Frankaroni would be an exceptional cat name
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Crust First posted:Yeah, made by a mommy who just happens to be president of a food marketing & sales firm. Somehow "made by a marketing director" doesn't have the same ring. The most important thing about her is clearly that she's managed to poop out a baby that one time, not her professional accomplishments. D U H
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Pastry of the Year posted:so many olives It's different!
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I like the face of barely suppressed rage. Old Fashioned Girl Salad is going to cut a bitch before a bitch cuts her.
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someone please come to my house and make me an asparagus castle
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Pastry of the Year posted:someone please come to my house and make me an asparagus castle Had they just not invented any other flavors yet or what
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Haifisch posted:Why are these always lemon jello? Possibly considered the most neutral. The first jello flavors were strawberry, raspberry, orange and lemon (1897), followed by chocolate, cherry and peach (all by 1914). In the 1950s jello had celery, italian, mixed vegetable and seasoned tomato flavors... https://www.diet-blog.com/07/celery_and_tomato_flavored_jello.php
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That's just cheese on toast. That's already a thing Weight Watchers!
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Pastry of the Year posted:so many olives There's no way the inventor of this recipe didn't murder at least two people
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Iron Crowned posted:I'm afraid that is not a pizza No pizza rules
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:No pizza rules That really is one of the worst, ugliest avatars on the whole forums.
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The Bloop posted:That really is one of the worst, ugliest avatars on the whole forums. I agree. I'll end up changing it sooner rather than later. I think the feeding frenzy of fury has subsided, so I may be able to get away with not having it changed to something lovely instantly soon.
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Man, vegetarian and vegan imitations of regular foods are the worst. The market I shop at sells "vegan yellow squash noodles," which are literally just shredded squash sold at a massive markup.
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LogicalFallacy posted:Man, vegetarian and vegan imitations of regular foods are the worst. The market I shop at sells "vegan yellow squash noodles," which are literally just shredded squash sold at a massive markup. I went to a vegan restaurant that serves "bay cakes", supposedly imitation crab cakes. They're chickpea patties. Just call it falafel.
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HappyKitty posted:There's no way the inventor of this recipe didn't murder at least two people have to be 3 to be classified as a serial killer sorry
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 Of course this can't be a normal cheesecake. It's cottage cheese & orange juice, topped with the rind.  
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Pastry of the Year posted:pyf foods that stare back no ring lol
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Pastry of the Year posted:pyf foods that stare back Explain how this is "Oriental"
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