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The piss tape is real. Tesla death ray is also real.
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TotalLossBrain posted:I would pay good money to see Trump somehow bumble through famous historical situations. "Four score and seven years ago, which by the way, was a very good year for me. Not many people know this. Seven years ago - our fathers, who were the best fathers actually. You know what they did? Brought forth this nation - great nation. All men are created equal, right? I say yes, all men are - men and and women, are created equal. Except those leakers, we gotta get em outta here."
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Aug 2, 2017 17:55
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Fanatic posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/892741272259133441 They DREAM to get paid. I INNOVATE new ways on screwing them.
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Aug 2, 2017 17:55
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happyhippy posted:I just remembered that Trump was the BEST you could find out of 360 million people to be your leader. America has never produced anything of original cultural or economic value. We have only produced 9% lols
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Aug 2, 2017 17:58
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happyhippy posted:I just remembered that Trump was the BEST you could find out of 360 million people to be your leader. lol
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Aug 2, 2017 18:00
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donald trump was made into piss kimchi and it's a matter of hours, days before evidence is broadcast i want to believe that, but i can't.
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Aug 2, 2017 18:07
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Drunk & Ugly posted:I went to wikipedia Tesla's deathbed inventions out of curiosity because I've heard of it before I wonder if an orb was in there, or maybe only its instructions Mormon style. gonadic io fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Aug 2, 2017 |
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Aug 2, 2017 18:08
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happyhippy posted:They DREAM to get paid. lol
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Aug 2, 2017 18:10
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TotalLossBrain posted:I would pay good money to see Trump somehow bumble through famous historical situations. Busy writing the script for a brand new TV Series, Quantum Trump.
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Aug 2, 2017 18:13
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gonadic io posted:I wonder if an orb was in there, or maybe only it's instructions Mormon style. Instead of having to look into a hat to read it, you have to dunk into a bowl of hooker piss.
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Aug 2, 2017 18:14
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Having a few lols at the USA and its idiot citizenry today
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Aug 2, 2017 18:16
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paul_soccer10 posted:Having a few lols at the USA and its idiot citizenry today Its become our primary export.
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Aug 2, 2017 18:18
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As an American I would wholeheartedly support the hostile takeover of the United States by a foreign power if it meant I got to see the piss tape.
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Aug 2, 2017 18:26
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remember how gbs used to love threads about drug addled slavs living in their broken kleptocracy? Now in a twilight zone twist the slavs are us
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Aug 2, 2017 18:26
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:remember how gbs used to love threads about drug addled slavs living in their broken kleptocracy? *squats adidasly
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Aug 2, 2017 18:27
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i've definitely been drinking live a slav since november
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Aug 2, 2017 18:29
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the big health crisis 30 years from now: the trump liver disease boom
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Aug 2, 2017 18:30
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https://twitter.com/pollreport/status/892798136296460288 New low, Trump is going to be angry. https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/892798262834540546 Three Olives fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Aug 2, 2017 |
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Aug 2, 2017 18:31
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Three Olives posted:https://twitter.com/pollreport/status/892798136296460288 Polls not from Fox and Special Friends. Fake news
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Aug 2, 2017 18:32
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Stink Billyums posted:Think of their children 
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Aug 2, 2017 18:36
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I'm believing in the piss tape the same way I'm looking forward to The Winds Of Winter, I try to appear nonchalant but I actually am very emotionally and unfashionably invested in their releases and believe against all evidence and cynicism they're "right around the corner"
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Aug 2, 2017 18:42
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happyhippy posted:I just remembered that Trump was the BEST you could find out of 360 million people to be your leader. we're trying something new this time
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Aug 2, 2017 18:44
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Krinkle posted:I'm believing in the piss tape the same way I'm looking forward to The Winds Of Winter, I try to appear nonchalant but I actually am very emotionally and unfashionably invested in their releases and believe against all evidence and cynicism they're "right around the corner" So now you can say "that fat piece of poo poo is gonna die before it comes out" to two different things.
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Aug 2, 2017 18:46
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happyhippy posted:I just remembered that Trump was the BEST you could find out of 360 million people to be your leader. i remember more innocent times eaaarly in the primaries when i thought the most corrupted, deeply cynical thing that was going to come out of the election was a showdown between entrenched dynasties in Jeb V HRC. oh for a simpler age, feels like it was a thousand years ago fishing with the fam posted:So now you can say "that fat piece of poo poo is gonna die before it comes out" to two different things. i was struggling to make this joke but way overworking it and gave up-- you stuck the landing.
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Aug 2, 2017 18:48
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It's like that Simpsons episode where NASA wants to be relatable so they hire Homer as an astronaut but instead of NASA its the POTUS and instead of Homer it's Mister Burns and instead of the rod its the orb
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Aug 2, 2017 18:51
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fishing with the fam posted:So now you can say "that fat piece of poo poo is gonna die before it comes out" to two different things. 
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Aug 2, 2017 18:58
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So this tells me that 45% of those polled think of Donald JDub Trohmp as a pretty smart fella (or at least that he's not a complete idiot, which is still a giant lol)
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Aug 2, 2017 19:04
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Krinkle posted:I'm believing in the piss tape the same way I'm looking forward to The Winds Of Winter, I try to appear nonchalant but I actually am very emotionally and unfashionably invested in their releases and believe against all evidence and cynicism they're "right around the corner" I like to believe The Mooch is currently trying to buy the piss tape, and he will gloriously return with a bright yellow splashy revenge.
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Aug 2, 2017 19:05
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Madcosby posted:It's like that Simpsons episode where NASA wants to be relatable so they hire Homer as an astronaut but instead of NASA its the POTUS and instead of Homer it's Mister Burns and instead of the rod its the orb and instead of Barney flying away in a jet pack it's the Mooch and he flew straight into the ground
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Aug 2, 2017 19:06
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I missed the past two days So did Trump sign something to sanction Russia despite not wanting to? Is that basically what's going on?
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Aug 2, 2017 19:07
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What happened to the Mooch? Not a single tweet, sound byte, or interview since his departure My guess: Seth Rich killed him
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Aug 2, 2017 19:07
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TotalLossBrain posted:So this tells me that 45% of those polled think of Donald JDub Trohmp as a pretty smart fella (or at least that he's not a complete idiot, which is still a giant lol) Too many people think if you make more money in comparison to themselves then you are smart. I mean, you probably had a good idea or worked really hard to make that enough money and did not fall into windfall of daddy money to coast you into sustainability questioned only when you burn your mind out with coke
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Aug 2, 2017 19:08
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haljordan posted:At least DeVos cancelled her moronic plan to have ALL student loan debt handled by one company But... the free market??? 
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Aug 2, 2017 19:09
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EVIL Gibson posted:Too many people think if you make more money in comparison to themselves then you are smart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vudnMLzZjTg
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Aug 2, 2017 19:11
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Madcosby posted:What happened to the Mooch? Not a single tweet, sound byte, or interview since his departure Almost certainly on a bender. Who wouldn't be after playing themselves as hard and fast as he did?
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Aug 2, 2017 19:11
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:
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Aug 2, 2017 19:12
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bloom posted:Almost certainly on a bender. Who wouldn't be after playing themselves as hard and fast as he did? I wonder how many times he's reached for his phone, started tweeting "gently caress you Trump enjoy the piss tape fallout" only to backspace and write "Thank you for the opportunity to serve in this administration..." only to backspace again, take a shot, text his ex-wife again begging to see their child
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Aug 2, 2017 19:14
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timp posted:This except just the word "piss" over and over lol
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Aug 2, 2017 19:18
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If I were writing this, I would have him buy the tape with his liquidated company money, reducing himself to a mere hundreds of thousands-aire. (For move reasons there's only one copy). He has to like go through shady Russian cut outs and spend his whole fortune and risk his life. He is going to kneel at Trumps feet and offer to destroy it to get back into the good graces of the Trump regime, but before he can leverage it the family court baliff shows up, takes it, and hands it to his ex-wife who uploads it to the internet, along with a picture of his tiny lil itallian eggplant. Cut to end credits.
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trying to decide between work and lols at the daily presser. not sure there's enough material today.
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