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Sep 11, 2006


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*Miller slaps Cosmo magazine out of my wifes hands while we wait in the doctors office*

"You're welcome"

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


new kind of cat posted:

steve miller has definitely plundered ann coulter's rear end in a top hat

this forum is pretty good at coming up with crass vulgarity. my favorite is probably 'ham wallet'

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Joementum posted:

tfw you have the best haplogroups



haircel

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


that man is only 4 years older than me jesus

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Joementum posted:

tfw you have the best haplogroups



having been cursed by an arthurian wizard, Miller's hatred of undocumented immigrants is understandable

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
"hi, i believe in genetic purity which is why i'm 95% hapsburg" ~ steven miller

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
miller simultaneously looks 50 and 12

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mormonpartyboat posted:

which are.............not great?? in a drink

im having a bourbon au pair rn

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

safely sodomized posted:

that man is only 4 years older than me jesus

im 4 years older and i look 10 years younger jesus

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
build a wall, along miller's hairline,

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Admiral Ray posted:

buy miller an account

it's pretty likely he's got one

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Nichael posted:

what? I didn't send anything, or I don't remembering doing that at least

Me either but I thought you posted about it

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

April Ryan is cool and I want her 2 b my friend

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Joementum posted:

tfw you have the best haplogroups



holy gently caress

Dirk Pitt
Sep 14, 2007

haha yes, this feels good

Toilet Rascal
Miller is kind of an rear end in a top hat... On the surface the policy seems to make a little bit sense (outside the English speaking bullshit). Might be my expat bias showing though. I had to go through a lot to get a work visa in Swedistan.

Yeah, Miller is a tremendous rear end in a top hat.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Joementum posted:

tfw you have the best haplogroups



Hair's Been Bad to Me So Farrrr

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
I'm so proud right now :911:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

GobiasIndustries posted:

Jim. You idiot. You absolute loving moron, Jim. You piece of poo poo, Jim do you even know? Can you even comprehend this, you complete rear end in a top hat? Jim? Jim? Answer, Jim, you total loving moron.

https://twitter.com/DungeonsDonald/status/738042855944380416

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


lol I’m older than miller loving kill me, life.

peeonwe
Mar 3, 2010

by zen death robot

Sweat dreams are made of these!

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
im pretty sure Miller is Boosted

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
or maybe Oiled and Ready

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Citizen Tayne posted:

it's pretty likely he's got one

Someone tell Miller to wear the hat

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
when i see miller, i think of what will be. look at that hair, that death stare, that soulless shell! imagine what will come next in robot serial killer technology! future movies will use him as a template for what soulless is! when Trump: America's Downfall is made into a feature movie, Daniel Day Lewis will study these clips, subsume himself into Miller's personality, and be arrested for hate speech.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
Tautologicus another strong candidate

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Happy Noodle Boy posted:

lol I’m older than miller loving kill me, life.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

ex post facho posted:

im pretty sure Miller is Boosted

does this make she huck baloogan

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Has Alex Jones given his hot take on the Australian gay dolphin orgy yet?

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

jim, jim i see you there in the corner making a dismissive wanking motion with your hand. you think this is a game jim

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/892833426222583809

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Mr. Miller, please name 19 places you've never been

Ouhei
Oct 23, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

brugroffil posted:

for anyone who missed the Acosta-Miller back and forth

https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/892830994167865346


this guy is such a dumb loving wiener



and also a fuckin nazi

Sweet mother, that was insane.

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
personally i think it's a sign of success that i'm older than miller and look significantly better, younger, happier and healthier

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

he turns 32 this month

meh

wait he went to duke of course

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I forgot Jim Acosta is loving Cuban-American

boethius
Jul 10, 2001

Space bunnies have three ears

ex post facho posted:

personally i think it's a sign of success that i'm older than miller and look significantly better, younger, happier and healthier

I'm 10 years older than Miller and I look like a motherfucking adonis next to him.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
here's stephen miller in giving a speech in high school in 2003 for his student government campaign

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni6OpZN6IqU

his platform was the students souldn't be asked to pick up trash because the school has janitors

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

angerbeet posted:

Trump has never mowed a lawn in his life

i'm sure he owns some lawn jockies tho

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