Trump Thread II: The man make a tweet

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trickybiscuits: Jan 13, 2008; yospos

Randbrick posted:

loving Stephen miller.

He looks like the phrase "well actually" got trapped in the menswear section of a jc penny the night they drove old Dixie down

His forehead looks like he's trying to kidnap a fetal Athena

God slapped a widows peak on a thumb so hard the brains flew out then that creature put on a suit and went slouching out to Bethlehem to warn us that Mexico exists

Randbrick posted:

Dude looks like his Japanese porn game wife took his fedora in the divorce

theres a will theres moe posted:

Guys stop, I'm like crying here

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:02

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Lightning Lord: Feb 21, 2013; $200 a day, plus expenses

Medvedev would know all about having no power

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:02

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

I don't like Stephen Miller's tie.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:02

berserker: Aug 17, 2003; My love for you
is ticking clock

marshmonkey posted:

https://twitter.com/MedvedevRussiaE/status/892848146463588352

Yeah that kind of is how separation of powers makes the US different from Russia

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:04

Z. Autobahn: Jul 20, 2004; colonel tigh more like colonel high

FizFashizzle posted:

stephen miller called someone cosmopolitan today

stephen miller grew up in santa monica and went to loving duke, the whitest, richest university in the entire goddamn southeast. people from north carolina don't even go there. It's nothing but assholes from virginia that have UVA as their backup and kids from other parts of the country. It's an absolute poo poo stain of a school that produced richard nixon and a bunch of whiny white power forwards with acne who dive like italian soccer players.

here enjoy this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lapPykT6EQY

he is every loving duke grad ever, rolled into one balding-at-25 motherfucker who took the bus to franklin street to fail to get laid.

and the worst part of this racist rear end in a top hat is he's going to be bouncing around DC for the next 60 years. In between roles as a political consultant in republican administrations, he'll always be at the heritage foundation, or the NRA, or some other right wing horse poo poo. he will never go away.

We will always be dealing with him. he is the worst thing to come from my generation.

A friend of mine went to Duke with him, and he says absolutely everyone on campus hated him. Like, literally, *everyone*.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:04

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Z. Autobahn posted:

A friend of mine went to Duke with him, and he says absolutely everyone on campus hated him. Like, literally, *everyone*.

Based on stories that came out when he first showed up in the administration, everyone includes all his professors as well.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:07

Giggy: Jan 22, 2010

berserker posted:

Yeah that kind of is how separation of powers makes the US different from Russia

I know part of Russia's 'plan' was to undermine American's faith in their democracy, institutions, etc. But it really seems like their leaders have no clue how the government works and genuinely thought Trump could strong arm everything.

e: You would think after 70+ years of hostility there would be a general understanding.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:07

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

I really doubt they actually wanted him to win. They're the dog that caught the car.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:09

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Z. Autobahn posted:

A friend of mine went to Duke with him, and he says absolutely everyone on campus hated him. Like, literally, *everyone*.

duke is the worst place in the world

i toured their school a long time ago, and while showing us the cafeteria during lunch time, someone slipped and dropped their tray.

the entire lunchroom got up, pointed, and laughed. like the poor guy just left his food and ran.

it's nothing but antisocial poo poo lords who rework their own pitiful social hierarchy once they get among their kind.

:nws:

Even their athletes get poo poo on. :nws:

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:09

Handsome Ralph: Sep 3, 2004; Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!

Dr. Angela Ziegler posted:

I honestly believe Hank Hill would not have voted Trump. He would have either voted for Evan McMullin, Troy Aikman or stayed home.

Boomhauer and Bill would have been 100% MAGA chuds, though.

IDK, Boomhauer knew who Marcel Duchamp was and told the rest of the alley crew to stop whining about art, so I don't think he would be a MAGA chud for certain.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:12

skylined!: Apr 6, 2012; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

theres a will theres moe posted:

no muppet

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:12

Fitzy Fitz: May 14, 2005

Pretty sure the Russian government knows how the separation of powers works here. You can probably just assume Medvedev's words are a stand-in for Putin personally insulting Trump. It'll probably get to him more than expelled diplomats ever would.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:12

letthereberock: Sep 4, 2004

I wonder if they got high off their own fumes? Like, so many years of feeding the right-wing narrative that Obama was a tyrant twho was transforming America single-handedly, they started to believe it?

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:13

OddObserver: Apr 3, 2009

Giggy posted:

I know part of Russia's 'plan' was to undermine American's faith in their democracy, institutions, etc. But it really seems like their leaders have no clue how the government works and genuinely thought Trump could strong arm everything.

e: You would think after 70+ years of hostility there would be a general understanding.

Putin isn't very good at the whole "long-term strategy" thing, he is good at taking advantage of short-term opportunities granted by being utterly shameless.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:13

mango sentinel: Jan 5, 2001; by sebmojo

Mozi posted:

I really doubt they actually wanted him to win. They're the dog that caught the car.

They were still far more prepared to use Trump than the Republicans.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:14

Z. Autobahn: Jul 20, 2004; colonel tigh more like colonel high

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Based on stories that came out when he first showed up in the administration, everyone includes all his professors as well.

My friend says his favorite thing was 'hypothetically' arguing in class for white supremacy and taking positions like "What if slavery was a net good for black people?"

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:18

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Z. Autobahn posted:

My friend says his favorite thing was 'hypothetically' arguing in class for white supremacy and taking positions like "What if slavery was a net good for black people?"

I refuse to believe people there weren't agreeing with him.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:20

evilweasel: Aug 24, 2002

Ague Proof posted:

Miller is hideous but I like his tie.

me too, if we're talking pulled over a crossbeam

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:20

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Z. Autobahn posted:

My friend says his favorite thing was 'hypothetically' arguing in class for white supremacy and taking positions like "What if slavery was a net good for black people?"

Guessing his argument included the part about how slave owners were compelled to take good care of their slaves to make the most of their investment, so it was actually like they had their own servants if you really think about it.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:22

Pissed Ape Sexist: Apr 19, 2008

Randbrick posted:

loving Stephen miller.

He looks like the phrase "well actually" got trapped in the menswear section of a jc penny the night they drove old Dixie down

His forehead looks like he's trying to kidnap a fetal Athena

God slapped a widows peak on a thumb so hard the brains flew out then that creature put on a suit and went slouching out to Bethlehem to warn us that Mexico exists

You have officially nailed this whole 'posting' thing, goddamn dude

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:22

Madkal: Feb 11, 2008; Fallen Rib

Stephen Miller was born in Santa Monica, California, and he calls Jim Acosta out for metropolitan thinking or some such bullshit?

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:24

Enigma89: Jan 2, 2007; by CVG

Madkal posted:

Stephen Miller was born in Santa Monica, California, and he calls Jim Acosta out for metropolitan thinking or some such bullshit?

To be fair there is no culture in Santa Monica, it's no NYC. Santa Monica is pretty white washed.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:27

Rocko Bonaparte: Mar 12, 2002; Every day is Friday!

Gaunab posted:

Who the hell is Buddy?

I hosed up. That's Lucky.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:27

Kale: May 14, 2010

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

You have officially nailed this whole 'posting' thing, goddamn dude

I'm struck by how in 2017 Something Awful is just about the only forum left where people understand humor, cleverness and wit versus mind numbing shrieking repetitive groundhog day tier shitposting in every direction. Stay strong goons and thanks for keeping the internet at least 1% funny

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:27

Kramdar: Jun 21, 2005; Radmark says....Worship Kramdar

I was just thinking about it this morning, remember when the pope joked about how fat Trump is to Melania? Those were the days.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:27

PhazonLink: Jul 17, 2010

Z. Autobahn posted:

A friend of mine went to Duke with him, and he says absolutely everyone on campus hated him. Like, literally, *everyone*.

Everyone hating him probably goes to highschool or even elementary level.

There was some HS stuff where he tried having a regressive/Reagan club.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:28

Z. Autobahn: Jul 20, 2004; colonel tigh more like colonel high

FizFashizzle posted:

I refuse to believe people there weren't agreeing with him.

That's how awful he is; he was too odious for Duke.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:28

Guy A. Person: May 23, 2003

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

You have officially nailed this whole 'posting' thing, goddamn dude

Randbrick achieved posting enlightenment on August 2, 2017

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:30

Edible Hat: Jul 23, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Guessing his argument included the part about how slave owners were compelled to take good care of their slaves to make the most of their investment, so it was actually like they had their own servants if you really think about it.

I always thought that, even if this were true, this argument is more a stinging argument against capitalism than an adequate defense of slavery.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:30

NoEyedSquareGuy: Mar 16, 2009; Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Watching CNN right now and Miller responded to one of Jim Acosta's questions by saying it was "one of the most ridiculous, absurd, hurtful, nonsensical questions I've ever heard" or something like that, so he's one of those loving adjective guys on top of everything else wrong with him.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:31

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

The Glumslinger posted:

This Administration

I'm legit curious as to whether the website had a typo, if this dude's brain has a typo and he blurted out race trader instead of race traitor, if he thinks the phrase is legitimately is race trader, or if race trader is some new phrase somebody's trying to coin.

There's so many possible layers to this idiocy.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:32

Catalyst-proof: May 11, 2011; better waste some time with you

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Watching CNN right now and Miller responded to one of Jim Acosta's questions by saying it was "one of the most ridiculous, absurd, hurtful, nonsensical questions I've ever heard" or something like that, so he's one of those loving adjective guys on top of everything else wrong with him.

What was the question?

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:33

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!: May 31, 2006

Guy A. Person posted:

Randbrick achieved posting enlightenment on August 2, 2017

randbrick do not submit to sorrow

some still remember the before times

you have been remembered

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:34

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Watching CNN right now and Miller responded to one of Jim Acosta's questions by saying it was "one of the most ridiculous, absurd, hurtful, nonsensical questions I've ever heard" or something like that, so he's one of those loving adjective guys on top of everything else wrong with him.

horse mans posted:

What was the question?

"What would you typically find clogging the shower drain when you were 21?"

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:34

E2M2: Mar 2, 2007; Ain't No Thang.

So the RAISE Act won't actually become law right?

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:34

eyebeem: Jul 18, 2013; by R. Guyovich

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Watching CNN right now and Miller responded to one of Jim Acosta's questions by saying it was "one of the most ridiculous, absurd, hurtful, nonsensical questions I've ever heard" or something like that, so he's one of those loving adjective guys on top of everything else wrong with him.

Pretty sure he had 95% of his rant in the can and was just waiting for Jim to say anything that could be used as justification for puking out that bullshit.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 22:35

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!