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Two abominations for the the price of one — so only partly like Star Citizen • 1pt Carrots • 1pt Celeriac • 1pt Parsnip • 1pt Vegetable stock (if liquid, ~1/20 if it's one of those powder cubes) • 1pt Crushed tomatoes • 1/4pt dry lentils (or 1/2 ones in liquid, but wash and rinse them first) • 1/5pt Tomato paste • 1pt onions • 1/5pt garlic • 1/5pt parmesan • Pepper • Chilli flakes • Parsley • A lemon For a good-sized portion, the “1pt” bit ≈ 100g or <1/2 lb — scale up or down as needed. Abomination #1: What was once an Osso buco before it lost the osso, and also almost all other components : - Mix tomatoes, vegetable stock — add pepper to taste and let it sit until needed. - Dice the root vegetables into 1cm³ cubes. - Chop the onions and garlic, set half the garlic aside - Soften, but do not brown, the onions and garlic in a pot with some olive oil or something on medium heat. - Add in more chilli flakes than is strictly necessary and let those sweat for a minute or two — if you gas yourself as you stick your head over the pot, it's about the right amount. - Take the heat down a notch and add in the root vegetables, and give it a stir. - Give them a minute or three to start heating up and soften ever so slightly. - Dump in the tomato mix, give it a stir and pull the heat down another notch, then put a lid on it and leave it alone for 10 minutes (20 if you're using wet lentils). - Dump in the lentils, give it a last stir and leave it alone for 15 minutes (dry) or 5 (wet). ∴ Done Abomination #2: A proper gremolata does not have parmesan: - Grate the parmesan - Grate off some lemon zest — squeeze the rest into your eyes to take out the pain of having gassed yourself on onions and chilli earlier. - Add in the remaining garlic - Add far too much parsley, and mix. ∴ Done Put one on top of the other — you figure out which goes where. Tippis fucked around with this message at 23:12 on Aug 2, 2017 |
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illectro posted:Just remember the game's physics grids mean they ignore the problem of cargo moving. You could red-out in the buggy when it was released, so i'm betting the Tumbril wont be any different. Also Starsector is a good and existing game, recently got a huge update. Like a mix of Mount and Blade and SPAZ http://fractalsoftworks.com/
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Aug 2, 2017 23:06
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So, here's the WTFOSaurus meltdown. Go to 7:08 if it doesn't automatically. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vlacl84JNVA&t=428s
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Aug 2, 2017 23:10
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:I don't what you're talking about SC being a mile wide and an inch deep...STAR CITIZEN HAS LAYERS MAN Can't wait to explore every pixel of this terrain as it adds up to years of gameplay just on a single planet. Finding "the crobber" on a planet like this is a rare find. In the center is a hollow mass where a heart might be, but instead it is just a pile of money to roll around in.
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Aug 2, 2017 23:21
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free tophat!
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Aug 2, 2017 23:23
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peter gabriel posted:free tophat! Free tophat with every shitpost, gather 'round gather 'round, I promise you this tophat didn't fall off the back of a van, but it's certainly fallen off the wagon
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Aug 2, 2017 23:25
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Thoatse posted:He's the same author that wrote the puffiest of puff pieces for So he's probably PCGamer's author that brings in the most money, but who can coincidentally be trusted the least. Possibly even a sort of "mail us what you want Chalk to write, please spellcheck before sending with your payment" kind of person.
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Aug 2, 2017 23:25
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even while space rome was burning and literally every other rag was raking them over the coals
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Aug 2, 2017 23:25
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big nipples big life posted:lol, what's with those hashtags? We don't ask these questions. Ultimately we don't want to know the answer, but similarly we know that there is a goon right now delving into the darkest depths. Don't do it, random goon, it's just not worth your time and effort!
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Aug 2, 2017 23:28
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The Titanic posted:We don't ask these questions. Ultimately we don't want to know the answer, but similarly we know that there is a goon right now delving into the darkest depths. Don't do it, random goon, it's just not worth your time and effort! …and sanity. Most of all the sanity.
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Aug 2, 2017 23:30
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peter gabriel posted:free tophat! i'll take it!
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Aug 2, 2017 23:31
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Percelus posted:i'll take it! 
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Aug 2, 2017 23:33
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Hobold posted:I'm sure these same people would look at a woman that screamed rape, and ask her what she was wearing, if she accused one of their own. Oh please don't go here, friend.
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Aug 2, 2017 23:34
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The Titanic posted:Oh please don't go here, friend. I prefer to ask what he was wearing. That's what makes all the difference.
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Aug 2, 2017 23:36
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The Titanic posted:Can't wait to explore every pixel of this terrain as it adds up to years of gameplay just on a single planet. Finding "the crobber" on a planet like this is a rare find. In the center is a hollow mass where a heart might be, but instead it is just a pile of money to roll around in.   
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Aug 2, 2017 23:39
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Beet Wagon posted:I mean, it took two years of language classes, but it's worth it if my fake review finally brings CIG down. I just use Google translate. Coming up next are versions in Vietnamese and Swahili. These ones will be from the shell companies though.
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Aug 2, 2017 23:40
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This planet needs to be avoided. Attempt no landing here.
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I see Godus has changed a lot
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Aug 2, 2017 23:41
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Percelus posted:i'll take it! You've taken quite a shine to it
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Aug 2, 2017 23:44
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XK posted:So, here's the WTFOSaurus meltdown. Go to 7:08 if it doesn't automatically. His voice totally cracks about five times within the first 10 mins. I honestly think he was close to blubbering.
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Aug 2, 2017 23:48
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The Titanic posted:Oh please don't go here, friend. Stare long enough into the abyss...
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AP posted:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/163915740?t=20m30s BoredGamer: "They just need to get a bit better at scheduling." "I think the hope is, the hope is this will be the last time we have to have this conversation."  "You gotta believe!"
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Aug 2, 2017 23:51
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XK posted:So, here's the WTFOSaurus meltdown. Go to 7:08 if it doesn't automatically. This seems like a dude who's on the verge of realizing his hobbies make him completely miserable.
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Aug 2, 2017 23:58
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Sarsapariller posted:This seems like a dude who's on the verge of realizing his hobbies make him completely miserable. 12,000 hours shilling a tech demo is a huge amount of wasted time. but imagine that long in something you don't like. He has looked like a prisoner of war the entire time. We aren't talking about someone powergaming 12,000 hours in warcraft because they like it, we are talking about 12,000 hours of bad rats.
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Aug 3, 2017 00:05
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Sarsapariller posted:This seems like a dude who's on the verge of realizing his hobbies make him completely miserable. Hand weaks, pledge is heavy, there's derek on his post already, moma's regrettin'
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Sarsapariller posted:This seems like a dude who's on the verge of realizing his hobbies make him completely miserable. It's not a hobby, it's his job. But it's no less miserable. He is probably making good money though given his tolerance and constant re-alignment.
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Space Crabs posted:12,000 hours shilling a tech demo is a huge amount of wasted time. Skip to about ~16:00 for the real breakdown. But it's not just Star Citizen. WTFO posted:I'm starting to get burnt out on it. I'm starting to not like Star Citizen. At the same time, I keep trying out other games and I just don't like other games! So I get kind of put in a wierd situation where I want to stream but I can't and it stresses me the gently caress out, so much. It's okay to not want to play video games, duder.
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Aug 3, 2017 00:09
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Its not like he doesn't like to play video games, its that he's convince himself that Star Citizen is going to be all he needs. He's slowly coming to the realization that its ok to like to play other games
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you'd think that it would be p obvious to a streamer that they should stream an actual game and not a buggy piece of poo poo edit - sweet thanks for the free tophat 
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And so it was that WTFO, Star Marine eSports legend had a flash of insight and deflated, crumbling against his chair with his head down cast as all enthusiasm for CIG's ground breaking massively multiplayer life replacement simulator drained from him. For one brief moment he understood the magnitude of the situation and the consequences that the failing of the project would have on his future. Shaken and emotional, he reached out to his community, such as it was and expressed his concerns. A dire warning of things to come, perhaps. A preemptive admission of defeat, of disappointment. For months he had managed to fight back the festering disillusionment and skepticism that he himself long lambasted, but the dam had leaks, and it was close to collapse. With his future prospects of eSports fame and twitch dollars now more uncertain than ever, he allowed himself a moment to embrace what anyone else would consider to be realistic expectations regarding video game development and found that he was angry. This was not fair, this was not acceptable, this was a farce; and to expect him to continue to shill for this lumbering corpse of a tech demo was absurd. He knew that now. He wanted CIG to know it too. After a measured, but emotional appeal to the powers that be to get to loving work, he loaded up Star Marine.
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Xaerael posted:His voice totally cracks about five times within the first 10 mins. I honestly think he was close to blubbering. I've never seen anyone get wound up so easily while being so bad at hiding it. If someone says the wrong thing in chat his face just drops and he spends a good 10 minutes just seething, it's fascinating. It's amazing he's lasted this long as a streamer.
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Percelus posted:edit - sweet thanks for the free tophat No no, you've got it all wrong! You gotta do it this way now!  
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AP posted:I've never seen anyone get wound up so easily while being so bad at hiding it. If someone says the wrong thing in chat his face just drops and he spends a good 10 minutes just seething, it's fascinating. It's amazing he's lasted this long as a streamer. Much like posting here, it seems that there's a very careful dance between rolling with the punches, ignoring poo poo, and the "counter-rear end in a top hat" maneuver that need to be juggled to maintain cred and not melt down.
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There's people that play different games on their streams constantly. If you can't play different games, then your viewers aren't watching your stream for you. That brings the question of why are people watching you in the first place? If you want to be an actual stream personality, you need to be able to play whatever whenever. Sinking your anchor into any one game is a tremendously bad strategy, even if it ends up as the most popular game in the world. That the singular game you chose will be super successful, is a super bad bet, and even if you nail it, you're still tied to one game. The best streamers are just people who play whatever the gently caress they want and have fun. 8,000 hours of Star Citizen over 3 years is something only an idiot would do.
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AP posted:I've never seen anyone get wound up so easily while being so bad at hiding it. If someone says the wrong thing in chat his face just drops and he spends a good 10 minutes just seething, it's fascinating. It's amazing he's lasted this long as a streamer. He's a PUA — people saying things he doesn't like is an affront to his very existence.
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I'd pity him if he wasn't such a disgusting gropey creep. He's in a prison of his own making.
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Im just shocked that they made their forum into such an abomination. It's the most star citizen thing ever, they copied reddit, the worst format anyone has ever come up with, but they managed to make it all flashy and difficult to navigate and weird. It is star citizen in its most purified form.
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XK posted:There's people that play different games on their streams constantly. If you can't play different games, then your viewers aren't watching your stream for you. That brings the question of why are people watching you in the first place? The question of "why do people watch streamers" could only be answered to my satisfaction using stimperial methods of inquiry.
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Tippis posted:He's a PUA — people saying things he doesn't like is an affront to his very existence. Hahahahaha Pick up artists will always be funny to me It's like knowing this one neat trick that vending machines hate for getting two cans of pepsi, and then when you order a meal with a drink at McDonalds you start punching the cashier to get another drink
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hakimashou posted:Im just shocked that they made their forum into such an abomination. I don't even understand Spectrum. I've seen responses to posts in different comment trees than the post they are responding to. Spectrum is a mess. It's literally worse, and more unintelligible, than Reddit.
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