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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Data Graham posted:

Explain how this is "Oriental"

Water chestnuts. :colbert:

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AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Data Graham posted:

Explain how this is "Oriental"

Shrimp, pineapple, water chestnuts.

e;fb

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Data Graham posted:

Explain how this is "Oriental"

It comes from a far away place and I don't understand it, therefor I fear and fetishize it.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Data Graham posted:

Explain how this is "Oriental"

combine "may contain some theoretical amount of spice(s)" with "2 ingredients i had at lee's chop suey that one time"

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Data Graham posted:

Explain how this is "Oriental"

It seems to keep staring at you no matter where you walk.

Bitey Bunny
May 26, 2009

c h o m p

I'm not sure what it is about this picture, maybe the lighting or the consistency of the cheese... but it kind of looks like someone came repeatedly onto a slice of bread and then topped it off with a dash of paprika.

Cum bread pizza :barf:

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

quote:

1 can (14 3/4 oz) macaroni and cheese
1 pkg (4 oz) shredded cheddar cheese
1 tablespoon bottled steak sauce
2 tablespoons butter or margarine
1 medium onion, sliced
6 frankfurters
1 pkg (10 oz) frozen cauliflower, partially thawed
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]
One can of mac and cheese?

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

quote:

2 medium pineapples
2 apples
2 (8-oz size) boiled rock lobster tails
1 tablespoon chopped fresh tarragon, or 1 teaspoon dried tarragon leaves
1 tablespoon chopped parsley

Sauce
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/4 cup catsup
2 tablespoons Cointreau
1 tablespoon port
Flowers, optional

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!


imo this one gets points for no canned stuff, aside from the condiments

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

I used to make this with bread slices, ragu and shreded mozorella.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

MariusLecter posted:

I used to make this with bread slices, ragu and shreded mozorella.

And you promise it was mozzarella and not man chowder?

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

steinrokkan posted:

Just me and my 💕mommy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 She asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and she said he'd give me her 💦Mooies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘mommy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder mommy! Harder mommy! 😫💦💕 1 mooie💦, 2 mooie💦💦, 3 mooie💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘mommy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 She makes me feel squishy💗!She makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘She makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Can this whole thing be the thread title?

Mods?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


bunnyofdoom posted:

One can of mac and cheese?

Canned mac and cheese is a new one for me too.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Samizdata posted:

And you promise it was mozzarella and not man chowder?

Can't promise anything.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

Grand Fromage posted:

Canned mac and cheese is a new one for me too.

Heinz do one in the UK

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Ultimate Mango posted:

Can this whole thing be the thread title?

Mods?

I wish I could help. In lieu I have chosen another

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

a kitten posted:

https://twitter.com/AngryBlkManDC/status/892486100547244032


Man, just eat the drat guts if that's what you want

These are clearly the intestines of a vegetarian.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
In honor of our new thread title

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

I like asian mock meat dishes.

Bonus is they're made from primarily wheat gluten.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

steinrokkan posted:

Just me and my 💕mommy💕, hanging out I got pretty hungry🍆 so I started to pout 😞 She asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy 😍🍆 and I asked what and she said he'd give me her 💦Mooies!💦 Yeah! Yeah!💕💦 I drink them!💦 I slurp them!💦 I swallow them whole💦 😍 It makes 💘mommy💘 😊happy😊 so it's my only goal... 💕💦😫Harder mommy! Harder mommy! 😫💦💕 1 mooie💦, 2 mooie💦💦, 3 mooie💦💦💦, 4💦💦💦💦 I'm 💘mommy's💘 👑princess 👑but I'm also a whore! 💟 She makes me feel squishy💗!She makes me feel good💜! 💘💘💘She makes me feel everything a little should!~ 💘💘💘 👑💦💘Wa-What!💘💦👑

Hahahahaha

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Data Graham posted:

Explain how this is "Oriental"

It's inscrutable

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Aesop Poprock posted:

It's inscrutable

:gowron:

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


The Midwest, ladies and gentlemen

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Aesop Poprock posted:

It's inscrutable

nice.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

Haifisch posted:

In honor of our new thread title


Why not freeze 90% of this garbage and reheat it for no reason? Like, don't even freeze it and thaw it, just freeze it and shove it straight into the oven. Not the cheese sauce, though. The cheese sauce MUST be fresh.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

cranberry sauce cutouts D:

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Did they intend for this to look like a rotting fish being feasted upon by shrimp?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

*aeon flux voice* plop

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Schubalts posted:

Did they intend for this to look like a rotting fish being feasted upon by shrimp?

Strangely enough the answer may well be "Yes"

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Pastry of the Year posted:

*aeon flux voice* plop



Jizz muffins with pull tab cokes, come and get em (cokes are a trademarked brand)

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Sakurazuka posted:

Heinz do one in the UK
Yeah, this isn't weird. Chef Boyardee's had one in the States forever:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


"Serving suggestion" for those of you new to the whole "utensils" concept

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



I mean it's no weirder than a can of spaghettios, right?

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


I guess I'd just never heard of it before.

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]
Yeah same. Then again I live in the great white north where we don't get a lot fo weird foods

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
I know we just had a title change, but how did we miss: Anti Food Porn / Food Fads: Flowers, optional

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Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
The next person at work to email me is getting this as a response.

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