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Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004


so apparently he wasn't tackled, he was just bumped or "thudded," which is what we refer to in training camp when a running back who is clowning the scout d has to be taken down a notch by being hit in the head with a hammer

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FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







https://twitter.com/stevereedap/status/892793108882231296

:thunk:

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

https://twitter.com/thejackwang/status/892809023715557377

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
It's just sad at this point. I'm sorry Ross

Iodised QQ
Jul 23, 2004


perhaps not the best title for an article on a day when players are dropping like flies


a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Ahahaha

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The Chargers may actually be cursed and they deserve it.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/PanthersBill/status/892806537181310978

yeah, this guy sucks

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







if CMC gets the ball with room to maneuver it's over

unfortunately cam will be launching the ball 10 rows into the seats because he has no touch at all

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
That play looks really different in 11 on 11 though. It's nice to look at when there isn't a second linebacker coming in from behind to destroy him.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
SiriusXM is doing a Rams camp piece and they were describing why Aaron Donald is so successful and it basically comes down to his short stature (leverage), his punch (he benches 400+lbs), and his acceleration (which is described to be at a DB speed) all together

What a monster

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Forest Lamp has a torn acl, out for the year

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

a neat cape posted:

Forest Lamp has a torn acl, out for the year

I'd offer you a hug but I'd probably throw my back out

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

zimbomonkey posted:

That play looks really different in 11 on 11 though. It's nice to look at when there isn't a second linebacker coming in from behind to destroy him.

Still, that's Luke Kuechly he was clowning,


Blitz7x posted:

SiriusXM is doing a Rams camp piece and they were describing why Aaron Donald is so successful and it basically comes down to his short stature (leverage), his punch (he benches 400+lbs), and his acceleration (which is described to be at a DB speed) all together

What a monster

He was so good in college. He made Pitt games tolerable in some dark years because he just absolutely destroyed the ACC, He's a joy to watch

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





a neat cape posted:

Forest Lamp has a torn acl, out for the year

p. sure he was just a randomly generated character anyway, they should just re-roll.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Quiet Feet posted:

p. sure he was just a randomly generated character anyway, they should just re-roll.

We rolled.... Dan Feeney

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







sorry <squints> zeek bigger

https://twitter.com/CarolinaHuddle/status/892855521799057408

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
^^ yeah but what about the other 10 guys on the field? And the 50 on the sideline?!

https://twitter.com/PhoneDaPosites/status/892915344255238144

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Kwon and Lavonte gonna clown CMC.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:

wandler20 posted:

Kwon and Lavonte gonna clown CMC.

:laffo:

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

wandler20 posted:

Kwon and Lavonte gonna clown CMC.

Speak English, son.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

No Butt Stuff posted:

Speak English, son.

Kwon Alexander and Lavonte David are the starting line backers for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They are very good, very fast, very agile and are going to shut down camp star Christian McCaffrey.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

warcrimes posted:

^^ yeah but what about the other 10 guys on the field? And the 50 on the sideline?!

https://twitter.com/PhoneDaPosites/status/892915344255238144

https://twitter.com/JohnReid64/status/892911042694721536

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

...why? For what possible reason?

I guess the purpose of the drill is trying to high-point the ball but...well you don't play football with volleyballs.

e: Well now that I watch the guys in the background it's not even that. They're just tracking a volleyball and picking it up/catching it I guess.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 04:53 on Aug 3, 2017

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

wandler20 posted:

Kwon Alexander and Lavonte David are the starting line backers for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They are very good, very fast, very agile and are going to shut down camp star Christian McCaffrey.

Can we add Deion Jones and Duke Riley to this list?

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

weird Asian candy posted:

Can we add Deion Jones and Duke Riley to this list?

honestly with good scheming it won't be hard to shut him down. it's apparent that he's their great white gadgety hope and i don't see the offense developing much outside of him.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

:ughh:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

warcrimes posted:

^^ yeah but what about the other 10 guys on the field? And the 50 on the sideline?!

https://twitter.com/PhoneDaPosites/status/892915344255238144

Don't get my hopes up. :smithcloud:

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








high pointing the ball during tip ball drills.

Hamhandler
Aug 9, 2008

[I want to] shit in your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your fucking mouth. [I'm going to] slap your real mother across the face [laughter]. Fuck you, you're still a rookie. I'll kill you.
Ryan Tannehill appears to have hurt himself while scrambling at camp just now. The Dolphins backfield right now is Matt Moore and Damien Williams.

God loving drat it

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Losing all our most important players before the season begins seems like the most disappointing way things could play out so yeah

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Afc west is sending three teams to playoffs

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

If Tannehill is out this year I will kill myself

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Ehud posted:

If Tannehill is out this year I will kill myself

:toxx:

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Murder suicide, Ehud? I'm too cowardly to do it myself

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Burn the shirts. :smith:

https://twitter.com/JamesWalkerNFL/status/893103766353965060

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005








god gently caress tom brady so hard

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Holy poo poo

He's limping and in pain. Holy Christ ugh

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Did you know Tom Brady is 40 today??

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Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013





Jesus.

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