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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Uhhhhhh we loose goop all the time

Like I'm fine with admitting that it's pretty gross what oozes out of there on its own, it's like when you're cleaning the gutters and you're like drat where did all these dead mice come from

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Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

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Welp, here's your moment of zen:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Shanghaied posted:

Welp, here's your moment of zen:



Really? Like, really :confused:

Internal logic so inconsistent it makes schizophrenia look like a walk in the park.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

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Literally A Person posted:

Really? Like, really :confused:

Internal logic so inconsistent it makes schizophrenia look like a walk in the park.

Maybe, maybe dicks have those Keurig DRM RFID patches, and vaginas are the readers. The odometer flips over for every new dick, but not every intercourse with the same dick, unless said dick belongs to a Chad, in which case it is treated as a new dick every time.

Edit: Dragon Ball reference + assault on pregnant women + infanticide

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Stroop There It Is posted:

lmao if :females: could somehow clamp our cervixes shut voluntarily that would be awesome, we wouldn't need birth control

Here's a gif of a chad cock encountering a cervix.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

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spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Shanghaied posted:

Welp, here's your moment of zen:



I'm really curious what they think sex does to a penis over time.

Make it bigger too?

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

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spacetoaster posted:

Here's a gif of a chad cock encountering a cervix.



Incel encountering cervix.


spacetoaster posted:

I'm really curious what they think sex does to a penis over time.

Make it bigger too?
Duh dummo, why do you think all porn actors have huge cocks?

Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Aug 3, 2017

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


drat, how gross is <thing>, I hate <thing>, <thing> is subhuman, I can't accept <thing> in any shape or form. Please join our community of people that have been deprived of having contact with the aformentioned disgusting <thing>. In fact we define ourselves with not being able to get <thing> (which btw is absolutely disgusting). <Thing> is so awful and bad, why can't I have it.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

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quote:

Disclaimer: I am only curious. Please no accusations of sexism. I >have no plans or resources to actually perform anything I will >mention. This is only for educational purposes.

Method 1: Detecting microtears in the uterus or vagina using an >MRI scan.

Method 2: Identifying bacteria that is naturally foreign to the >vagina, that is commonly found thriving on the microbiom of a >human penis. Not necessarily STD, I'm talking about benign >bacteria that could only be introduced via sex.

Method 3: MRI brain scan to identify any structural changes >before and after losing virginity.

The reason I am concentrating more on females than males is >because they face the most stigma in our society when it comes >to being sexually active. Science-based virginity tests could help >those in 3rd world countries perform safer test, as oppose to >pseudo science tests that can be harmful.

Thank you in advance.

"Sorry doctor, I know you need the MRI scanner for diagnosing your dementia patients, but the machine is booked solid for the next two years for virginity checks."

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

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Gotta say, I prefer the vagina after multiple partners.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

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To answer our earlier question, vaginas are like fine leather shoes:

""

Stroop There It Is
Mar 11, 2012

:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:
:stroop: :gaysper: :stroop:
:gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar::gengar:

good luck getting that past an IRB, buddy

also lol that he thinks there would be microtears in the uterus. Where the gently caress are these guys getting the idea that dicks go into the uterus?! Is this a thing in hentai or something

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Shanghaied posted:



Gotta say, I prefer the vagina after multiple partners.

"Uh, yeah. Give me a large vagina, hold the tomatoes, and can I get a coke with that. You only have pepsi? Fine."

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.
/r/incels: denying this is denial.

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Shanghaied posted:



Gotta say, I prefer the vagina after multiple partners.

Goddamn there's a lot of terrible stuff from these guys, but taking that SNL sketch and comparing it to a woman's vagina? Jesus gently caress.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

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Groundbreaking research: you are a girl and your mother was a slut? Then you'll have roastie flaps too, because evolutions. #Lamarckism

Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Aug 3, 2017

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I hate this thread because now i think of plain crunchy taco tortillas with no filling as prepubescent tacos.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Barudak posted:

I hate this thread because now i think of plain crunchy taco tortillas with no filling as prepubescent tacos.

Doesn't everyone? How did you think of them before?

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Stroop There It Is posted:

good luck getting that past an IRB, buddy

also lol that he thinks there would be microtears in the uterus. Where the gently caress are these guys getting the idea that dicks go into the uterus?! Is this a thing in hentai or something

I think it was posted in the previous thread or earlier in this one but yeah some of them wrote about how you need to enter the womb to impregnate a Stacy and that only chad dick can do it or something.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

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EPIC fat guy vids posted:

I think it was posted in the previous thread or earlier in this one but yeah some of them wrote about how you need to enter the womb to impregnate a Stacy and that only chad dick can do it or something.

Because of the cervix? Truly, Stacy opens one set of doors and closes another.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Literally A Person posted:

Really? Like, really :confused:

Internal logic so inconsistent it makes schizophrenia look like a walk in the park.

I hate that I can make sense of this, but I think the internal logic is as follows:

Any woman with the sexual appetite to bone often enough to develop the roastie feature (all of them) will be inherently promiscuous. It's inconceivable that a woman horny enough to have sex 1000 times in a decade would restrict herself to only a handful of partners over that period. The type of woman with the disposition for monogamy (none of them) is only having sex like twice a month.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

quote:

That sounds not true, but I'm certainly willing to buy it

Internet communities.txt

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

Barudak posted:

I hate this thread because now i think of plain crunchy taco tortillas with no filling as prepubescent tacos.

this analogy is pretty accurate, as it is also a crime to eat just the taco shell, and only sick people would enjoy it

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Shanghaied posted:



Gotta say, I prefer the vagina after multiple partners.

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General Dog posted:

I hate that I can make sense of this, but I think the internal logic is as follows:

Any woman with the sexual appetite to bone often enough to develop the roastie feature (all of them) will be inherently promiscuous. It's inconceivable that a woman horny enough to have sex 1000 times in a decade would restrict herself to only a handful of partners over that period. The type of woman with the disposition for monogamy (none of them) is only having sex like twice a month.

A vagina is like a leather glove. If she's with one guy it will mold to fit the shape of his dick no matter how many times they gently caress. But you can only work the shape so many times before the stuffing comes out (???)

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Ludicro posted:

Apologies if this has already been posted, found this through r/badwomensanatomy, but you'll agree its relevant.

quote:

but being an rear end in a top hat, I have not been able to do that experiment

New thread title

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

I hate this thread because now i think of plain crunchy taco tortillas with no filling as prepubescent tacos.

Shanghaied
Oct 12, 2004

BIG PAD


Okay, I'm done for today. Gotta go home for dinner 'cause that roast beef sandwich is making salivate quite uncontrollably.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
If continual stretching makes the vagina bigger then why cant incels just stretch to get taller?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

dudeness posted:

If continual stretching makes the vagina bigger then why cant incels just stretch to get taller?

For the same reason that tying a weight to your donger does not make your donger longer.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
Arby's, more like Stacy's amiright?

My Linux Rig
Mar 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 6 years!

dudeness posted:

If continual stretching makes the vagina bigger then why cant incels just stretch to get taller?

Throw in a guy selling bs stretching exercises and Congrats you just discovered red-pillers

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Shanghaied posted:



Okay, I'm done for today. Gotta go home for dinner 'cause that roast beef sandwich is making salivate quite uncontrollably.

dang I just ate but that sandwich looks really good to me.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Shanghaied posted:



Okay, I'm done for today. Gotta go home for dinner 'cause that roast beef sandwich is making salivate quite uncontrollably.

would

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


*proceeds to "own" women that haven't seen the real man in him by using childish comparisons and references to kids' shows*

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
/r/incels: That sounds not true, but I'm certainly willing to buy into it

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Sep 21, 2009


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May 15, 2017

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Shanghaied posted:



Okay, I'm done for today. Gotta go home for dinner 'cause that roast beef sandwich is making salivate quite uncontrollably.

WOULD

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