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Uhhhhhh we loose goop all the time Like I'm fine with admitting that it's pretty gross what oozes out of there on its own, it's like when you're cleaning the gutters and you're like drat where did all these dead mice come from
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 14:34 |
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Welp, here's your moment of zen:
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 14:35 |
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Shanghaied posted:Welp, here's your moment of zen: Really? Like, really Internal logic so inconsistent it makes schizophrenia look like a walk in the park.
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 14:38 |
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Literally A Person posted:Really? Like, really Maybe, maybe dicks have those Keurig DRM RFID patches, and vaginas are the readers. The odometer flips over for every new dick, but not every intercourse with the same dick, unless said dick belongs to a Chad, in which case it is treated as a new dick every time. Edit: Dragon Ball reference + assault on pregnant women + infanticide
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 14:48 |
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Stroop There It Is posted:lmao if could somehow clamp our cervixes shut voluntarily that would be awesome, we wouldn't need birth control Here's a gif of a chad cock encountering a cervix.
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 14:52 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 14:54 |
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Shanghaied posted:Welp, here's your moment of zen: I'm really curious what they think sex does to a penis over time. Make it bigger too?
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 14:55 |
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spacetoaster posted:Here's a gif of a chad cock encountering a cervix. Incel encountering cervix. spacetoaster posted:I'm really curious what they think sex does to a penis over time. Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Aug 3, 2017 |
# ? Aug 3, 2017 14:57 |
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:10 |
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drat, how gross is <thing>, I hate <thing>, <thing> is subhuman, I can't accept <thing> in any shape or form. Please join our community of people that have been deprived of having contact with the aformentioned disgusting <thing>. In fact we define ourselves with not being able to get <thing> (which btw is absolutely disgusting). <Thing> is so awful and bad, why can't I have it.
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:14 |
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quote:Disclaimer: I am only curious. Please no accusations of sexism. I >have no plans or resources to actually perform anything I will >mention. This is only for educational purposes. "Sorry doctor, I know you need the MRI scanner for diagnosing your dementia patients, but the machine is booked solid for the next two years for virginity checks."
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:16 |
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Gotta say, I prefer the vagina after multiple partners.
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:28 |
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To answer our earlier question, vaginas are like fine leather shoes: ""
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:31 |
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good luck getting that past an IRB, buddy also lol that he thinks there would be microtears in the uterus. Where the gently caress are these guys getting the idea that dicks go into the uterus?! Is this a thing in hentai or something
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:32 |
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Shanghaied posted:
"Uh, yeah. Give me a large vagina, hold the tomatoes, and can I get a coke with that. You only have pepsi? Fine."
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:33 |
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/r/incels: denying this is denial.
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:35 |
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Shanghaied posted:
Goddamn there's a lot of terrible stuff from these guys, but taking that SNL sketch and comparing it to a woman's vagina? Jesus gently caress.
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:37 |
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Groundbreaking research: you are a girl and your mother was a slut? Then you'll have roastie flaps too, because evolutions. #Lamarckism Shanghaied fucked around with this message at 15:42 on Aug 3, 2017 |
# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:39 |
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I hate this thread because now i think of plain crunchy taco tortillas with no filling as prepubescent tacos.
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:43 |
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Barudak posted:I hate this thread because now i think of plain crunchy taco tortillas with no filling as prepubescent tacos. Doesn't everyone? How did you think of them before?
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:48 |
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Stroop There It Is posted:good luck getting that past an IRB, buddy I think it was posted in the previous thread or earlier in this one but yeah some of them wrote about how you need to enter the womb to impregnate a Stacy and that only chad dick can do it or something.
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:50 |
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EPIC fat guy vids posted:I think it was posted in the previous thread or earlier in this one but yeah some of them wrote about how you need to enter the womb to impregnate a Stacy and that only chad dick can do it or something. Because of the cervix? Truly, Stacy opens one set of doors and closes another.
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:51 |
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Literally A Person posted:Really? Like, really I hate that I can make sense of this, but I think the internal logic is as follows: Any woman with the sexual appetite to bone often enough to develop the roastie feature (all of them) will be inherently promiscuous. It's inconceivable that a woman horny enough to have sex 1000 times in a decade would restrict herself to only a handful of partners over that period. The type of woman with the disposition for monogamy (none of them) is only having sex like twice a month.
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:52 |
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quote:That sounds not true, but I'm certainly willing to buy it Internet communities.txt
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:54 |
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Barudak posted:I hate this thread because now i think of plain crunchy taco tortillas with no filling as prepubescent tacos. this analogy is pretty accurate, as it is also a crime to eat just the taco shell, and only sick people would enjoy it
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:54 |
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Shanghaied posted:
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:56 |
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General Dog posted:I hate that I can make sense of this, but I think the internal logic is as follows: A vagina is like a leather glove. If she's with one guy it will mold to fit the shape of his dick no matter how many times they gently caress. But you can only work the shape so many times before the stuffing comes out (???)
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:56 |
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Ludicro posted:Apologies if this has already been posted, found this through r/badwomensanatomy, but you'll agree its relevant. New thread title
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 15:57 |
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Barudak posted:I hate this thread because now i think of plain crunchy taco tortillas with no filling as prepubescent tacos.
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 16:03 |
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Okay, I'm done for today. Gotta go home for dinner 'cause that roast beef sandwich is making salivate quite uncontrollably.
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 16:08 |
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If continual stretching makes the vagina bigger then why cant incels just stretch to get taller?
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 16:10 |
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dudeness posted:If continual stretching makes the vagina bigger then why cant incels just stretch to get taller? For the same reason that tying a weight to your donger does not make your donger longer.
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 16:13 |
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Arby's, more like Stacy's amiright?
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 16:13 |
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dudeness posted:If continual stretching makes the vagina bigger then why cant incels just stretch to get taller? Throw in a guy selling bs stretching exercises and Congrats you just discovered red-pillers
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 16:18 |
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Shanghaied posted:
dang I just ate but that sandwich looks really good to me.
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 16:28 |
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Shanghaied posted:
would
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 16:33 |
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*proceeds to "own" women that haven't seen the real man in him by using childish comparisons and references to kids' shows*
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# ? Aug 3, 2017 16:34 |
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/r/incels: That sounds not true, but I'm certainly willing to buy into it
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Shanghaied posted:
WOULD
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