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Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

fermun posted:

he's already announced his candidacy and had like 4 2020 campaign events.

tbh he could just be grifting; he's been asking people for money continuously since he started running and it hasn't stopped since he won

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PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


I really hope that zuck fundamentally upsets everyone else's stomach as well and he jeb!s the primary but in a world where trump won I can't take that for granted

fuuuuvk

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


lancemantis posted:

tbh he could just be grifting; he's been asking people for money continuously since he started running and it hasn't stopped since he won

my man this is trump. you know it's both

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


lancemantis posted:

tbh he could just be grifting; he's been asking people for money continuously since he started running and it hasn't stopped since he won

His newly-nominated ambassador to Surrenderland is a woman who gave $400k to his compaign. It's just a straight-up mechanism to purchase government appointments.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


DeVos has openly admitted that she bought her cabinet seat.

Notorious b.s.d.
Jan 25, 2003

by Reene

Citizen Tayne posted:

His newly-nominated ambassador to Surrenderland is a woman who gave $400k to his compaign. It's just a straight-up mechanism to purchase government appointments.

isn't this how ambassadorships have always worked

like, for two hundred years

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
I can def. imagine trump suffering a stroke or aneurysm while yelling at the tv

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Notorious b.s.d. posted:

isn't this how ambassadorships have always worked

like, for two hundred years

We at least tried to pretend it was based on competence for a while there.

fritz
Jul 26, 2003

Citizen Tayne posted:

I grew up an hour outside Philadelphia and my dad was from north Jersey but okay

'immigrants cant assimilate' -- tori cmos

Shifty Pony
Dec 28, 2004

Up ta somethin'


silver lining of the zuckrun: this will involve him saying mean things about Trump for several years. even if notoriously thin skinned and vindictive Trump doesn't direct whatever yes-man replaces Sessions to take a look into Facebook's operations, other countries will probably start cracking down on Facebook as a way to curry favor with Trump.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


fritz posted:

'immigrants cant assimilate' -- tori cmos

Come on, this is bad even for you

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Silver Alicorn posted:

I can def. imagine trump suffering a stroke or aneurysm while yelling at the tv

it's going to be poop-based, 100%. he's going to go full Elvis and the world will lol.

OFC he prob. has a TV opposite the toilet so we're both right; squatting, straining and shouting, something goes pop

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

i know this thread loves gettin' mad about the word engineer so enjoy some local news

http://www.tampabay.com/things-to-do/food/dining/a-boiled-peanuts-restaurant-called-tasty-nutz-just-opened-in-tampa/2332350

quote:

"Food engineer" Albion Williams Jr.'s Tasty Nutz Peanuts were initially created in 2011 and sold the traditional way — at a roadside peanut stand. Following the enthusiastic reception of his product, Williams decided it was time to expand his endeavors.

In 2012, Williams created a vacuum-sealed, flavorful product that is cooked, packed and shipped fresh the day of ordering.

He's been shipping to Hawaii, Alaska, Puerto Rico, the U.S. Virgin Islands, Jamaica and beyond.

And on Tuesday, he held the grand opening for an all-peanut Tasty Nutz store at 14930 N Florida Ave. in Tampa. An opening party starts at noon Saturday with raffles and buy-one-get-one free cups of boiled peanuts through the weekend.

however the absolute best part of this is his website:

http://www.tastynutzpeanuts.com/

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

quote:

Shervin Pishevar, Hyperloop One co-founder, told CNBC, “We’ve got the Hyperloop working. It’s the dawn now […] of the commercialization of the hyperloops. We’ve got conversations and dialogues with governments around the world.”

https://futurism.com/hyperloop-one-passes-second-full-system-test-faster-than-ever-before/

y’all ready for the hyperpoop

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Rex-Goliath posted:

I really hope that zuck fundamentally upsets everyone else's stomach as well and he jeb!s the primary but in a world where trump won I can't take that for granted

fuuuuvk

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



can't cuck the zuck

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
fun little article in the guardian today keying off of los angeles winning the 2028 olympics had this tidbit

quote:

Voters in LA County have approved $120bn for investments in transport over the next four decades, one of the most ambitious public works in US history. Voters also approved $3.5bn to tackle homelessness.

meanwhile on the other side of the country, the ny subway system is undergoing a "summer of hell" and is on the brink of collapse, and the tunnels that connect nyc and nj have less than ten years of usable life left in them (and the dipshit governor of nj cancelled the renovation and expansion plan for them and put the money into a casino and giant shopping mall)

in conclusion: west coast best coast

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Citizen Tayne posted:

We at least tried to pretend it was based on competence for a while there.

most foreign policy is run straight out of the state department in D.C. leaving little for most ambassadors to do other than attend fancy dinners

it's a pretty sweet gig for most countries

it isn't like the 19th century when ambassadors could unilaterally make agreements with countries

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

this morning marketplace basically did a brief "millennials are killing brands!!!" bit talking about how kids these days don't want to pay more for ketchup just because it says Heinz on the label

death to brands

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
reagan was the one who really started handing out ambassadorships to rich donors, but they were mostly the slots in nice places that didnt matter. bundle $1.1million for his re-election, get appointed to represent us interests in aruba, that sort of thing. countries where the us relationship had real stakes (china, japan, ussr, britain, etc) still got experienced professionals

it didnt really matter that much - as has been said, almost all diplomacy is done though the state department (phone or fax or flying people around for meetings)

or at least it was until the trump presidency

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



"i cannot be cucked as my wife and i do not engage in intercourse. my daughter was created by drawing semen directly from my balls which confused me greatly as i had previously believed that is where the pee was stored. thank you.

"mr zuckerberg the question was about alternative energy sources"

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

FMguru posted:

reagan was the one who really started handing out ambassadorships to rich donors, but they were mostly the slots in nice places that didnt matter. bundle $1.1million for his re-election, get appointed to represent us interests in aruba, that sort of thing. countries where the us relationship had real stakes (china, japan, ussr, britain, etc) still got experienced professionals

it didnt really matter that much - as has been said, almost all diplomacy is done though the state department (phone or fax or flying people around for meetings)

or at least it was until the trump presidency

i read or listened to some article a little bit ago about how before reagan there was basically a gentleman's agreement that if you helped get someone elected you didn't immediately turn around and lobby the poo poo out of them once they were in office, and this one lobbyist firm was like "lol look at this cultural norm that assumes people have basic ethics" and did exactly that with Reagan and now it's standard operating practice everywhere

thanks reagan

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
i will always believe that january 20 1981 was The Day That Everything Turned Irrevocably To poo poo

in conclusion,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lIqNjC1RKU

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

JewKiller 3000
Nov 28, 2006

by Lowtax

Cat Face Joe posted:

"i cannot be cucked as my wife and i do not engage in intercourse. my daughter was created by drawing semen directly from my balls which confused me greatly as i had previously believed that is where the pee was stored. thank you.

"mr zuckerberg the question was about alternative energy sources"

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

i was looking back into pishevar because for some reason i remember him as being kind of scummy, the i noticed the mention of the "Hyperloop Alpha" thing musky wrote up and had the balls to call a "whitepaper", so I had to look a that again, and...

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

FMguru posted:

fun little article in the guardian today keying off of los angeles winning the 2028 olympics had this tidbit


meanwhile on the other side of the country, the ny subway system is undergoing a "summer of hell" and is on the brink of collapse, and the tunnels that connect nyc and nj have less than ten years of usable life left in them (and the dipshit governor of nj cancelled the renovation and expansion plan for them and put the money into a casino and giant shopping mall)

in conclusion: west coast best coast

quote:

Voters also approved $3.5bn to tackle homelessness.

i bet that buys a lot of those spikes that prevent people from sleeping under bridges

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
yeah i wouldn't be praising LA over NY/NJ; that city is already hell and the olympics will make it a truly nightmarish one

also LA managed to have like the only modern olympics that wasn't total economic ruination for the city because they utilized existing university faclities but lol if you think thats allowed anymore so theyll have to find land to build the expensive facilities all that money that was supposed to go to transportation will be eaten up building

they'll probably tear down watts or something to make room

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

maybe the US will take down the IOC like they did FIFA and it'll be a reasonable event

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

hobbesmaster posted:

maybe the US will take down the IOC like they did FIFA and it'll be a reasonable event

lol soccer is a 3rd tier ferrigners sport; americans love the summer olympics as its the event with the second most sports they were never wealthy enough to participate in

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe

hobbesmaster posted:

maybe the US will take down the IOC like they did FIFA and it'll be a reasonable event

i think that can be said to be the last thing that everyone on earth will agree was a Good Thing That The US Did Right There

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

lancemantis posted:

i was looking back into pishevar because for some reason i remember him as being kind of scummy, the i noticed the mention of the "Hyperloop Alpha" thing musky wrote up and had the balls to call a "whitepaper", so I had to look a that again, and...



This makes me so drat mad

No units

Arbitrary assumptions

Egotistical self-promotion

It's all there

MononcQc
May 29, 2007

wait how is a motorcycle this bad, and how is a train worse than cars

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Not a Children posted:

This makes me so drat mad

No units

Arbitrary assumptions

Egotistical self-promotion

It's all there

it has units though so it must be correct!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

lancemantis posted:

i was looking back into pishevar because for some reason i remember him as being kind of scummy, the i noticed the mention of the "Hyperloop Alpha" thing musky wrote up and had the balls to call a "whitepaper", so I had to look a that again, and...



lol forever

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
also i'll save you the trouble: there is no bibliography or proper citations in that "whitepaper" and the "stress diagrams" were probably something he drew up in some app and tried to make look like something that he thought a simulator would output

Arcteryx Anarchist fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Aug 3, 2017

curufinor
Apr 4, 2016

by Smythe
using 3d graphs when there ain't no 3d data
shame! shame!

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
3d graph offset from the front where the scale is

smdh

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan

lancemantis posted:

also i'll save you the trouble: there is no bibliography or proper citations in that "whitepaper" and the "stress diagrams" were probably something he drew up in some app and tried to make look like something that he thought a simulator would output



this might be the most embarrassing thing I've ever seen Musk do

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Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe
i dont think anybody has actually ever read this paper

like im just skimming through it for fun and its awful; this whole trend is built off of people just reading other peoples comments on it and regurgitating them, and the original comments are from the muskman himself, and people have raised millions of dollars off of this

how could you read this and think that this is a totally shovel ready idea

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