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Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Eli Wiggum posted:

Please tell me you punched him

No, didn't punch him but did the thing where I told him I didn't get why it was funny, making him explain the "joke". In reality he only said it 3-4 times and stopped when I did it on the last time because it got super awkward. There was a group of 6 or so and nobody was laughing at it.

"Cmon man it's just a joke"

"Yeah totally I just don't get it, yeah tampa is kind of like tampon but what about the rest?"

He just kind of sputtered and everyone stood up and clapped and I married my Beer I was drinking

It was the only time I'd ever seen the guy so I'm sure he's dead in a dumpster somewhere

Joey Freshwater fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Jul 25, 2017

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Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer
Pun based insults are the best, but... only if they're made up on the fly, sound corny as gently caress, aren't repeated, and you understand it's meant to be self denigrating.

More like... Brian Snottenheimer, amirite?

hth

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I once got a rivals pun probation for "The Denver Fuckos"

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Elisha Manning probation is and will forever be the best TFF probie.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Elisha Manning probation is and will forever be the best TFF probie.

Don't forget the Petey Faggins one.

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
People applauded an awkward conversation between two sports fans?

Is this what people do on the west coast of Florida?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I once got a rivals pun probation for "The Denver Fuckos"

I got one for saying "Tony Homo", but it was ironic and witty so I'm really like the Lenny Bruce of pun names.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
More like Lenny Bruised-Ego

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Amy Pole Her posted:

People applauded an awkward conversation between two sports fans?

Is this what people do on the west coast of Florida?

woosh

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Yeah I'm completely wooshed on this because that reference means literally absolutely nothing to me

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

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Amy Pole Her posted:

Yeah I'm completely wooshed on this because that reference means literally absolutely nothing to me

the common refrain for a story that never happened or is deliberately dramatized to end with "and then everyone stood up and clapped" so he was making a joke at his own expense about the plausibility of the story

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
I got that part Mel thank you for your service

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
hth

I am also super mad no one got my obscure 20th century royal inbreeding joke

Mel Mudkiper fucked around with this message at 15:46 on Jul 25, 2017

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Mel Mudkiper posted:

I once got a rivals pun probation for "The Denver Fuckos"

That's not what they're actually called?

swickles
Aug 21, 2006

I guess that I don't need that though
Now you're just some QB that I used to know

GonadTheBallbarian posted:

That's not what they're actually called?

It's also not really a pun

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Mel Mudkiper posted:

hth

I am also super mad no one got my obscure 20th century royal inbreeding joke
I got it but I just read it a minute or two ago when I was catching up with the thread.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
Proud of this one

http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-sad-ending-of-unlucky-whitehead/

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:discourse:

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
I want to believe Jerry has a chair exactly like that.

Tricky Ed
Aug 18, 2010

It is important to avoid confusion. This is the one that's okay to lick.


I feel like the wide-eyed surprise look with pupils sliding to the side and back again would be great avatar material for someone.

If only the "sliding violin" sound effect could play with it...

Edit:

Silly Burrito posted:

I want to believe Jerry has a chair exactly like that.

He definitely does, and it definitely flies him around like a Harkonnen.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

Tricky Ed posted:

I feel like the wide-eyed surprise look with pupils sliding to the side and back again would be great avatar material for someone.

If only the "sliding violin" sound effect could play with it...

Edit:


He definitely does, and it definitely flies him around like a Harkonnen.

Dallas, desert planet. Only planet in the known universe that produces the geriatric spice Jerryjones.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

idea for a comic:

a comic that shows Miami's team doctor passing on Brees' shoulder, signing off on Culpepper's knee and advising against ACL surgery for Tannehill

that's as far as I've gotten

Maybe the doctor is bill belichick?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



The doctor is a Dolphin.

The joke is that his diploma is for porpoise medicine.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp

Kalli posted:

The doctor is a Dolphin.

The joke is that his diploma is for porpoise medicine.

"Now first things first I'm going to have to examine your blowhole."

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

"Now first things first I'm going to have to examine your blowhole."

Mrs. Soothing Vapors says, "aaahhhhhh".

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Ehud posted:

idea for a comic:

a comic that shows Miami's team doctor passing on Brees' shoulder, signing off on Culpepper's knee and advising against ACL surgery for Tannehill

that's as far as I've gotten

Maybe the doctor is bill belichick?

I'm already working on my comic and it has YOU

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont
A final panel ehud can use in any situation regarding the phins
http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/ryan-tannehill-goes-down/

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I just made it my FB banner

btw my friends and family are once again highly amused by your depiction of me :haw:

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
I like the implication that Ehud knew something would gently caress up and was just sitting with bleach in anticipation

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I like the implication that Ehud knew something would gently caress up and was just sitting with bleach in anticipation

. . . Are you not?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Thaddius the Large posted:

. . . Are you not?

Steelers fan, brah.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Chichevache posted:

Steelers fan, brah.

All the more reason to only drink from your own supply

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Ehud posted:

I just made it my FB banner

btw my friends and family are once again highly amused by your depiction of me :haw:

Yeah, i keep drawing you way too skinny and lean

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Suicide is no joke Febreeze.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Suicide is no joke Febreeze.

Well, poo poo, there's goes my idea for a Jags comic. :negative:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Febreeze posted:

Well, poo poo, there's goes half of my comics. :negative:

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

You've outdone yourself.

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
Absolutely incredible.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:five:

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