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The Dennis System posted:New thread title is gross. Good.
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I hope a giant steps on some more people.
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Aug 4, 2017 11:36
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Yolomon Wayne posted:jfc after watching a few clips on youtube i can safely say jon sno is the least charismatic guy on the entire show, and the least charismatic lead in any show ive ever seen. I think that's a little hyperbolic, but, yeah, he's a boring dude.
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Aug 4, 2017 11:50
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The Dennis System posted:I think that's a little hyperbolic, but, yeah, he's a boring dude. I may not have seen the most boring character in this show yet, true, but i can state with confidence that i honestly havent seen any lead more boring, bland and "meh" ever.
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Aug 4, 2017 12:42
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I for one say we need less boobs and more penises
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Aug 4, 2017 12:47
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Trast posted:Data got it on a few times during the show. He got more action than Geordi did. Being the Reading Rainbow guy can't be a good way to get a lot of action.
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Aug 4, 2017 12:54
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More man butt too. Jaimes backmeat last episode was a refreshing palate cleanser after dungeon torture
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Aug 4, 2017 12:55
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Dany is pretty loving dull, imo She must come from the Michelle Rodriguez School of Make the Same Face All the Time
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Aug 4, 2017 12:57
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Toadvine posted:More man butt too. Jaimes backmeat last episode was a refreshing palate cleanser after dungeon torture I really liked the way she grabbed his bum.
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Aug 4, 2017 12:57
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Over There posted:I for one say we need less boobs and more penises With or without warts? ribbed for YOUR pleasure.
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Aug 4, 2017 13:04
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Episode 4 got leaked ya'll
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Aug 4, 2017 13:29
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bloom posted:Episode 4 got leaked ya'll nice lets get a real spoiler in the thread title
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Aug 4, 2017 13:36
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Only starting to watch it now, will spoil if no one beats me to it.
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Aug 4, 2017 13:37
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Over There posted:I for one say we need less boobs and more penises Easy to solve this conundrum by having all characters naked all the time but otherwise acting normally. Big tits, little tits, saggy tits. Big dicks, little dicks, weird bent dicks. Everyone happy.
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Aug 4, 2017 13:48
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bloom posted:Episode 4 got leaked ya'll 
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Aug 4, 2017 13:58
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The amount of rapes and torture in ep4 has set a new low for this show.
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Aug 4, 2017 14:02
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Does that mean there are no rapes or torture? I'm not sure how that statement works with GoT.
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Aug 4, 2017 14:06
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bloom posted:Only starting to watch it now, will spoil if no one beats me to it. I guess the Tyrells did have enough money to pay back all the Iron Bank debts lol Littlefinger gives Bran the valyrian steel dagger that was used by the assassin that tried to kill him which he then gives to Arya after she gets back to Winterfell. New autistic Bran tells Meera to "thanks" after she spent all that time dragging his gimp rear end back to Winterfell. She returns to her home planet. Jon shows Dany some cave drawings the Children of the Forest did. It shows them united with the First Men fighting against the undead. Dany still refuses to help Jon unless he bends the knee haha Suddenly logistics matter again and Dany is worried she can't feed the Dothraki because Cersei took Highgarden / all the food  Dany learns about Casterly Rock and thinks she should go take her dragons and burn the gently caress out of the Red Keep. She asks Jon Snow what he would do, he advises against it because the commonfolk might feel bad Arya has a friendly sparring session with Brienne and it ends in a draw Jon and Reek have their reunion at Dragonstone The Dothraki attack the Lannister army as they are loading the food into King's Landing. I guess the bloodrider that fought Jorah in s1 was a real loser because these guys do way better against armored opponents. Also Dany and the dragon are loving poo poo up. I guess logistics don't matter again because Dany is burning everything indiscriminately including the wagons full of grain. Jaime isn't a complete idiot and orders archers to fire on Dany and Bronn to use the ballista. Bronn lands a hit which forces Dany to land. Jaime goes for the kill on Dany but is saved from fiery dragon death at the last second by someone pushing him into a lake. Final scene is Jaime sinking in a lake. CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK fucked around with this message at 14:19 on Aug 4, 2017 |
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Aug 4, 2017 14:15
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Over There posted:I for one say we need less boobs and more penises I believe in a world where boobs and penises can both share screentime equally. ^^^ You have to be kidding about the bend the knee part.... Dany is more and more a character I hope dies soon. The Night King will bring us deliverance and (hopefully) cool action scenes in which everyone dies. Glad to read Bronn is doing something cool again, he deserves it. EPIC fat guy vids fucked around with this message at 14:46 on Aug 4, 2017 |
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big nipples big life posted:Does that mean there are no rapes or torture? I'm not sure how that statement works with GoT.
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Aug 4, 2017 14:31
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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:I guess the Tyrells did have enough money to pay back all the Iron Bank debts lol Motherfucker how are you gonna beat me by like 15 minutes.  But yeah that about sums it up. Apart from wheelchair Bran doubling down on autism and the incredibly convenient children of the forest graffiti, I thought it was actually pretty good. Danny does the first smart thing she's ever done by taking a dragon and the dothraki and mulching Jaime's army. They at least pay lip service to Tactical Realism™ by acknowledging that supplies are a thing that exist and matter(after which Danny burns them all but whatevs). Bronn continues to be the best character by laughing at Dickon's name. bloom fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Aug 4, 2017 |
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Aug 4, 2017 14:35
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I can't believe Arya fights brienne of tarth to a draw. Of all the things that seems the most outright stupid.
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Aug 4, 2017 15:40
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I'm just waiting for the episode where King's Landing gets overrun by the army of the dead so I can watch the highlights on YouTube  Bet Zombie Mountain gets taken over by the Night King and strangles Cersei.
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Aug 4, 2017 15:48
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Glenn Quebec posted:I can't believe Arya fights brienne of tarth to a draw. Of all the things that seems the most outright stupid. That makes 0 sense. Arya relies on surprise/stealth/agility/plot armor to kill. Brienne fucks poo poo up and is strong as heck apparently. In one on one planned spar - Arya shouldn't stand a chance, even with her few "dance lessons".
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Aug 4, 2017 15:52
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I've been all lol gay dumb series and light hearted about how lovely it is but I'm just seeing the awful fight choreography in my head and I'm getting legit mad and pissy
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Aug 4, 2017 15:55
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[Enter Arya and Brienne] Brienne: lady stark you carry a sword but can you wield it Arya, potato faced: I remember you ...with the hound... Brienne: I kept my word to you mother, Cate lyn stark. [They begin to sword fight and Arya amazing agility allows her to dance around much like oberyn and the mountain. ] [Glenn Quebec turns his TV off.]
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Aug 4, 2017 15:57
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I thought Brienne was pretty clearly holding back because she didn't want to hurt Arya. The kick was the one "gently caress this poo poo" moment and in an actual fight would've ended with Arya getting skewered on the ground.
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Aug 4, 2017 15:59
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none of you nonces ever been in a fight
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Aug 4, 2017 16:00
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How wrong you are .... Zzulu... [unseat unsheathes Hanzo steel]
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Aug 4, 2017 16:03
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Zzulu posted:none of you nonces ever been in a fight I put on my black trench coat and unsheathe my replica anime katana, making a metallic "shing!" noise with my mouth
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Aug 4, 2017 16:04
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Wrong kind of show I mean, [unsheathes valyrian steel sword named "oval office Eater"]
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Aug 4, 2017 16:04
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Why wouldn't Arya just sneak up on her big rear end while she's asleep and stick knife down her throat? What's the point of being an assassin if you do stupid poo poo like fight fair?
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Aug 4, 2017 16:05
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this has the potential to put my "toughest fuckers in westeros" rankings all asunder
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Aug 4, 2017 16:05
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Who needs Valyrian steel when you can have stamped aluminium for your blade? 
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Aug 4, 2017 16:06
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Here's a choice quote from grrm: "The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to poo poo." I make the same noise trying to sit up from my couch to the clicker to turn the channel
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Aug 4, 2017 16:10
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Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, The Inbred Retard who took 4 episodes to figure out she should attack the other guys army
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Aug 4, 2017 19:01
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Jaime loving rules, getting his dick sucked by the queen and squaring up against dragons
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Aug 4, 2017 19:16
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insulated staircase posted:Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains, and Mother of Dragons, The Inbred Retard who took 4 episodes to figure out she should attack the other guys army She should definitely have Tyrion burned alive after all his stupid plans failed. Then get Melisandre to revive Olenna as her new advisor.
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Aug 4, 2017 19:22
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How many giants stepped on how many things?
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That leaked episode is pretty good.
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