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Godholio: Aug 28, 2002; Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Someone find the filename for the horn sound so we can replace with the General Lee's and I can stop having that queued up on my phone.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 15:55

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# ? May 15, 2024 14:25

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Woke up early this morning and did a quick solo round. Not bad for being on my second cup of coffee.

# ? Aug 2, 2017 16:10

Madurai: Jun 26, 2012

If you're old enough to remember enjoying the poo poo out of Microprose's Red Storm Rising, there's a game on Steam called Cold Waters that is basically the exact same thing with modern-ish graphics.

# ? Aug 3, 2017 13:51

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Sega is launching it's own licensed ROM machine called the flashback with 85 games. Reviewers poo poo all over it, and the manufacturer is blaming faulty units.

Pretty good pre-launch imo

# ? Aug 3, 2017 19:54

Missionary Positron: Jul 6, 2004; And now for something completely different

I reinstalled Fallout 4, since I've been on a bit of post apocalyptic binge after reading "The Road".

So far I've actually played the game for oh, 5 minutes tops, and installed/configured mods for 3-4 hours and counting.

:pcgaming:

BETHESDA GAMING :pcgaming:

# ? Aug 3, 2017 21:58

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

I tried fallout 4 again. Played for about ~6 hours and got stonewalled by a bugged quest line that progresses a part of the story I was finally really interested in.

Now I'm finishing Horizon instead.

I'm playing Bloodborne off and on but haven't dedicated any real time to it.

# ? Aug 3, 2017 22:03

Diarrhea Elemental: Apr 2, 2012; Am I correct in my assumption, you fish-faced enemy of the people?

I'm still incredibly pissed about the Shadow of War delay, even if it results in a better game.

# ? Aug 3, 2017 22:11

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Slim Pickens posted:

Sega is launching it's own licensed ROM machine called the flashback with 85 games. Reviewers poo poo all over it, and the manufacturer is blaming faulty units.

Pretty good pre-launch imo

surprisingly late to cashing in on nostalgia, since it's not like they have much else

# ? Aug 3, 2017 22:37

Nostalgia4Butts: Jun 1, 2006; WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

surprisingly late to cashing in on nostalgia, since it's not like they have much else

they acquired atlus in 2016 and make bank off them

# ? Aug 4, 2017 00:23

Tiny Timbs: Sep 6, 2008

Slim Pickens posted:

Sega is launching it's own licensed ROM machine called the flashback with 85 games. Reviewers poo poo all over it, and the manufacturer is blaming faulty units.

Pretty good pre-launch imo

how hard is it to build a lovely emulation box that doesn't drop frames and glitch out

jfc

# ? Aug 4, 2017 00:25

boop the snoot: Jun 3, 2016

Why not just release all those games as a bundle pack or digital download? They could probably even milk it for more money. Because as much as I loved the Genesis and Dreamcast I sure as poo poo don't care to use those controllers again.

# ? Aug 4, 2017 00:28

Kung Fu Fist Fuck: Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

they acquired atlus in 2016 and make bank off them

pretty sure creative assembly is their actual cash cow, not some random anime game studio

# ? Aug 4, 2017 02:34

quantumfoam: Dec 25, 2003

Did that Sins of a solar empire match ever take place last weekend?
If so, who won & how bad was the pirate incursion gangbang?

Just realized I've purchased SoaSE 3 goddamn times. I stopped buying stuff from that developer (Stardock) when they went fullbore DLC 4gameplay.

This weekend, I'm definitely free for a round of DEFCON or Viscera Cleanup madness.
Or Chivalry medieval combat.

quantumfoam fucked around with this message at 04:07 on Aug 4, 2017

# ? Aug 4, 2017 04:04

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Titanfall 2 single player is p good so far.

# ? Aug 4, 2017 04:07

Nostalgia4Dogges: Jun 18, 2004; Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

ElMaligno posted:

Titanfall 2 single player is p good so far.

can we just require people to have played the TF2 (not team fortress) campaign to post here

# ? Aug 4, 2017 04:18

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

NoNostalgia4Grover posted:

Did that Sins of a solar empire match ever take place last weekend?
If so, who won & how bad was the pirate incursion gangbang?

Just realized I've purchased SoaSE 3 goddamn times. I stopped buying stuff from that developer (Stardock) when they went fullbore DLC 4gameplay.

This weekend, I'm definitely free for a round of DEFCON or Viscera Cleanup madness.
Or Chivalry medieval combat.

No because we are useless. We'll keep trying hahaha

# ? Aug 4, 2017 04:32

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

my fav chivalry video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_3VZDb7pj4

# ? Aug 4, 2017 04:40

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

have a dumb video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywCNEHylHEA

# ? Aug 4, 2017 05:07

quantumfoam: Dec 25, 2003

Two Finger posted:

No because we are useless. We'll keep trying hahaha

Sins is a good concept but such a annoying, uh tedious? game to play.
Star Ruler 2 has slicker gameplay, never tried multiplayer with it.

tastefully arranged labia posted:

my fav chivalry video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_3VZDb7pj4

Chivalry is a perfect pop in & bash heads game. Tactics, logic, and aversion to screams need not apply.
The most difficult weapons to get kills with for me are: Polearms and 1 handed axes.
Mostly play as man-at-arms or vanguard.

Again, this weekend I am down for DEFCON, Chivalry or Viscera Cleanup multiplayer.

# ? Aug 4, 2017 05:21

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

ded posted:

have a dumb video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywCNEHylHEA

Magnificent

# ? Aug 4, 2017 05:32

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

red19fire posted:

every sniper should be no more than 100m from their squad, or the team's front. spot constantly, flares everywhere, drill far off snipers, harass dug-in defenders on a point, leave booby traps on main avenues.

VVV I was a wrench spinner and they taught us the basic tenets of infantry tactics in a 3 week course, plus a bunch of pre-deployment specific training. The USMC historic record since Vietnam is 1 kill for every 1.7 rounds fired in combat. XX_UgOtSn1pEd_XX would get a dishonorable discharge if they got a kill for every 100 shots.

# ? Aug 4, 2017 06:22

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Third time in like three days he's mentioned being in the marines in the battlefield thread lol.

# ? Aug 4, 2017 06:24

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

What. The. gently caress.

# ? Aug 4, 2017 06:24

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Has anybody called him a pog-rear end bitch yet? Sounds like he's about due.

# ? Aug 4, 2017 06:27

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

I nominate kfff

# ? Aug 4, 2017 06:30

EBB: Feb 15, 2005

ahahaha says he's a photographer in his profile and left this link

http://www.chrishaydenphoto.com/

# ? Aug 4, 2017 06:50

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I nominate kfff

I nominate shim and kfff

Who gets to clothesline him and who gets to jump off the turnbuckle and bodyslam this idiot?

e:

red19fire posted:

YO MARINES LEAVE THE loving BOAT YOU ARE BUTT NAVY AT BEST YOU PIECE OF poo poo

me, 2/7 USMC, in fallujah

Also fun fact, the red piping on the enlisted marine dress blue uniform is based off the WW1 german uniform you see in the game.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 07:01 on Aug 4, 2017

# ? Aug 4, 2017 06:57

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

Look at that pog

# ? Aug 4, 2017 07:24

Naked Bear: Apr 15, 2007; Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

red19fire posted:

I should probably start recording videos of games. Last night with BUTT KREW i drilled a spawn sniper through the peephole of the sniper shield with ironsights at 150m. ONE SHOT ONE KILL USMC FOR LIFE BITHC. and then threw an anti tank grenade that quad-killed a tank during the endgame screen.

fun times, bros.

# ? Aug 4, 2017 07:42

Slim Pickens: Jan 12, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Gee I wonder why he doesn't post here he'd fit right in

# ? Aug 4, 2017 08:04

tyler: Jun 2, 2014

He sounds like a badass

# ? Aug 4, 2017 08:07

orange juche: Mar 14, 2012

#koolkrew posted:

May 25 14:34:23 <IDR> Thought about going SEALs but its the same thing I do now so meh
May 25 14:34:30 <IDR> Could go delta
May 25 14:34:39 <*******> https://www.cia.gov/careers/opportu...ls-officer.html
May 25 14:34:58 <IDR> That gig looks pretty sweet...
May 25 14:35:26 <Rrail> a gig no one in GIP qualifies for
May 25 14:35:27 <Rrail> @ all
May 25 14:35:42 <IDR> Well, me and Iceslice do
May 25 14:35:47 <Rrail> lmao
May 25 14:35:47 <Rrail> u
May 25 14:35:50 <IDR> don't know about anyone else
May 25 14:35:51 <Rrail> what did u do
May 25 14:35:58 <IDR> Hmmm?
May 25 14:36:06 <Rrail> how do you qualify
May 25 14:38:09 <IDR> 0372, yeah
May 25 14:38:36 <IDR> So how am I unqulified for that job in anyway?
May 25 14:38:45 <Rrail> whats your degree in
May 25 14:38:50 <IDR> Chemistry
May 25 14:39:04 <Rrail> youre an enlisted person with a bachelors degree in chemistry
May 25 14:39:09 <IDR> Yep
May 25 14:39:10 <Rrail> dont take this the wrong way but the CIA doesnt hire retarded people

# ? Aug 4, 2017 08:41

Comrade Blyatlov: Aug 4, 2007; should have picked four fingers

Free rrail

# ? Aug 4, 2017 09:20

Missionary Positron: Jul 6, 2004; And now for something completely different

After installing 155 mods, everything seems to be working fine and the game seems stable, but some armor mod is giving the missing purple placeholder texture.

I know this was to be expected, but still...

:suicide:

# ? Aug 4, 2017 09:57

Nuclear Tourist: Apr 7, 2005

ElMaligno posted:

Titanfall 2 single player is p good so far.

It's a really cool campaign. On the shorter side, but really cool.

I'm liking frontier defense the more I play it. Locking on to half a dozen targets with Tone and unleashing a firehose of homing missiles is very, very satisfying.

# ? Aug 4, 2017 13:37

Proud Christian Mom: Dec 20, 2006; READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Euro Truck Sim 2 is the best nighttime game for shutting your brain off

# ? Aug 4, 2017 14:25

Missionary Positron: Jul 6, 2004; And now for something completely different

Jesus christ, I'd forgotten how dog poo poo Gamebryo was. I mean, how does an engine go from 60 to 25 fps just because you turn to look at the corner of the room that's facing an urban area :wtc: