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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

tpink posted:

Lol the super-MAGA guy that Trump retweeted is also, of course, begging for money to cover health care costs.

https://twitter.com/Team_Trump45/status/862741248741978114

:thunk:

so I just read the replies and apparently the president retweeted a convicted felon lol

http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Utah/Salt-Lake-County-UT/Jeffery-Martin-Granzow.5732241.html

e: I also realized he complains that it's Obamacare's fault that he has to beg for money. He somehow forgot that before Obamacare that cancer was literally considered a pre-existing condition

jenny jones fan fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Aug 4, 2017

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Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


tpink posted:

Lol the super-MAGA guy that Trump retweeted is also, of course, begging for money to cover health care costs.

https://twitter.com/Team_Trump45/status/862741248741978114

:thunk:

:lol: Read the comments, there's people saying it is probably a scam.

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

do u know jenny posted:

so I just read the replies and apparently the president retweeted a convicted felon lol

http://mugshots.com/US-Counties/Utah/Salt-Lake-County-UT/Jeffery-Martin-Granzow.5732241.html

e: I also realized he complains that it's Obamacare's fault that he has to beg for money. He somehow forgot that before Obamacare that cancer was literally considered a pre-existing condition

lmao this is too perfect

I'm the "Theft, Theft, Sexual Battery, Protective order violation, Protective order violation, Interference with arresting officer, Sexual Battery, Failure to Comply, Criminal Mischief, Drivers License-While Privilege Suspended,Revoked,Denied."

MAGA for sexual battery felons

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

Desperado Bones posted:

:lol: Read the comments, there's people saying it is probably a scam.

Con men all the way down :allears:

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Desperado Bones posted:

:lol: Read the comments, there's people saying it is probably a scam.

I mean what better set of people to scam

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/...r%3D4651%23pti9

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

Not to backtrack too much but all this "WE WON, GET OVER IT LIBTARDS" makes me lol

The phrase 'sore winners' keeps circling my mind, like yeah duh we know Donny Two Scoops won, that's why we lol. You get over it.

But then I remember they obsess over the election because it's the one thing Daddy Trump has actually accomplished in politics ever and I lol again.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
considering how upset everything about obama made them i'm not sure why people who dislike trump suddenly need to be quiet

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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but why does the kid have to be wearing a pink shirt

Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.
Thanks everyone! For a second I thought our President was a huge idiot but now I'm relieved. I'm gonna go buy some Trump steaks and plan my vacation to a Trump casino now!

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL
Donald Trump has taken more vacation days in 7 months than Obama did in 8 years

http://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/donald-trump-has-taken-more-vacation-days-in-7-months-as-obama-did-in-8-years/

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/270609412480192513

lol

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012


Hey all these vacations are totally consistent with that quote

Donny hates his new job

weak wrists big dick
Dec 18, 2012

good job. you are getting legitametly upset because I won't confrom to your secret internet cliques gross social standards. Sorry I don't like anime. Sorry I don't like being gross on the internet. Sorry that you are getting caremad.


your stupid shit internet argument is also only half true once I get probated, so checkmate anyways but nice try.

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remember aristocratic france?

lol

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
haha holy poo poo this guy has so many loving mugshots!

http://mugshots.com/search.html?q=Jeffery%20Martin%20Granzow

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Jose posted:

considering how upset everything about obama made them i'm not sure why people who dislike trump suddenly need to be quiet

It would have been one thing if they had elected a charismatic, intelligent, studious individual; but they're cashing in their chips on Dr. President Donald J. Trump, Ph.D.

When you have to bash the predecessor in your own party to make your current fat dumb baby guy look better, it's possible an unwise alliance has been made.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Whenever I think I hate my job, I remember this big fat dummy being miserable, and it makes me lol

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
This guy contradicts himself so many times its incredible. Every single thing he does at the moment is something he condemned someone for before.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


do u know jenny posted:

haha holy poo poo this guy has so many loving mugshots!

http://mugshots.com/search.html?q=Jeffery%20Martin%20Granzow

#MAGA incarnated

AwwJeah
Jul 3, 2006

I like you!

Lodin posted:

Here's a sad lol. I have two health insurance policies, one from my job and the other from my union.
Back in 2010 I tore the ligament in my ankle and part of the bone was cracked so I was on sick leave for five months. Then in 2015 my back got busted so that was another two months away.
The thing is that I never had to contact the insurance companies about either of those problems because the government just payed for pretty much all of the treatment.
A sad lol for all Americans.

This makes me sick. Why should MY taxes pay for YOUR problems?

*pays the equivalent of a lifetimes worth of taxes on a single band-aid out of my own pocket*

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
Unions?? What are those??

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011


Lol, you can clearly see that the tall container has more fluid than the lower one. But if the main stream media told libtards that up is down, they would try to walk on the ceiling.

Common sense is far from common these days. Lord come quickly

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

do u know jenny posted:

haha holy poo poo this guy has so many loving mugshots!

http://mugshots.com/search.html?q=Jeffery%20Martin%20Granzow

who is that?

HAM ON THE BONE
Aug 22, 2009


Pillbug
Somebody posted a Trump-related confession in the anonymous confessions thread:

quote:

Donald Trump is about to go on a 17 day vacation. The simple fact is, this is to cover for a medical procedure.

Donald is extremely vain and being in the public eye so much over the last few years has made him even more insecure about his appearance.

Trump is getting a face lift, facial liposuction, and hair plugs. I know this because I'm one of the surgeons performing the procedure.

We warned him against it given his age and overall poor health. He flipped poo poo and we're doing it anyway.

Doctor/patient confidentiality be damned; he's called my people rapists and "bad hombres".

I know most of that thread is bullshit but drat if I don't half-believe this one. All the tweets pointing out his floppy dewlap have to be getting under his skin. Personally, I'm hoping it's true cause it'd be pretty :hmbol: if Trump had a visible face lift scar at his next public appearance after his attack on that one Morning Joe lady.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

weak wrists big dick posted:

remember aristocratic france?

lol

Let them eat piss

Tiny Deer
Jan 16, 2012

anglerfish posted:

Somebody posted a Trump-related confession in the anonymous confessions thread:


I know most of that thread is bullshit but drat if I don't half-believe this one. All the tweets pointing out his floppy dewlap have to be getting under his skin. Personally, I'm hoping it's true cause it'd be pretty :hmbol: if Trump had a visible face lift scar at his next public appearance after his attack on that one Morning Joe lady.

The anonymous confession thread is 100% lies. Don't get all maga chud with conspiracy theories, that way lies Mensch.

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008

my favorite magaman myth is that there are seemingly 3 or 4 idiot holdout lefties in the entire country amongst a tidal wave of True Americans Ready for Trump to Win All Over Their Faces, but simultaneously the liberal scourge is a dire threat and we must protect ourselves against the totally real danger they represent.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/m/938f63e8-a6ae-383f-b81d-747caf195139/ss_trump-adviser-sebastian-gorka.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw

I didn't see this until this morning. RIP Gorka

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

anglerfish posted:

Somebody posted a Trump-related confession in the anonymous confessions thread:


I know most of that thread is bullshit but drat if I don't half-believe this one. All the tweets pointing out his floppy dewlap have to be getting under his skin. Personally, I'm hoping it's true cause it'd be pretty :hmbol: if Trump had a visible face lift scar at his next public appearance after his attack on that one Morning Joe lady.

he wouldn't need visible facelift scars, theres so many before pictures that after pictures will be easy to compare.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/893452922427715584

Yes, yes, great job numbers. New jobs being created everyday
















In the cities! Mwuahahaha <rubs hands urbanishly>

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

bag em and tag em posted:

my favorite magaman myth is that there are seemingly 3 or 4 idiot holdout lefties in the entire country amongst a tidal wave of True Americans Ready for Trump to Win All Over Their Faces, but simultaneously the liberal scourge is a dire threat and we must protect ourselves against the totally real danger they represent.

The followers must feel humiliated by the ostentatious wealth and force of their enemies. When I was a boy I was taught to think of Liberals as the Juicero people. They bought expensive machines to press Capri Sun packs into their mouths, unlike the poor but sober Conservatives who used their hands. Liberals are rich and help each other through a secret web of mutual assistance. However, the followers must be convinced that they can overwhelm the enemies. Thus, by a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak. Fascist governments are condemned to lose wars because they are constitutionally incapable of objectively evaluating the force of the enemy.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I heard clips of his campaign 2020 speech he gave this week and it's a goddamn Festivus every day with this dude. A non-stop vomiting of grievances and battered child syndrome. It really makes you think.

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Careful Drums posted:

who is that?

This guy: https://twitter.com/Team_Trump45

the one with over 100,000 followers who constantly denounces single-payer healthcare while begging for cancer treatment money at the same time

Trump retweeted him this morning. lol

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

What's the tally on states Trump has trashed so far?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

do u know jenny posted:

This guy: https://twitter.com/Team_Trump45

the one with over 100,000 followers who constantly denounces single-payer healthcare while begging for cancer treatment money at the same time

Trump retweeted him this morning. lol

lol

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

Egbert Souse posted:

What's the tally on states Trump has trashed so far?

50

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

do u know jenny posted:

alt-right paranoid schizophrenic thinks lieberals slashed her tires. Read the comments. It's fuckin great

https://twitter.com/lauraloomer/status/892839367550672896

small lmao update here

She posted this pic as proof that a libtard slashed her tires (red arrows for lols)


DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

do u know jenny posted:

so I just read the replies and apparently the president retweeted a convicted felon lol

lol everyone knows convicted felons are Unpersons and should be shunned and outcast from society for all time.

What a foolish orange president

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

Jose posted:

considering how upset everything about obama made them i'm not sure why people who dislike trump suddenly need to be quiet

Because you assume the same rules apply to MAGA and everybody else. You should know better by now, lol!

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A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

anglerfish posted:

Somebody posted a Trump-related confession in the anonymous confessions thread:


I know most of that thread is bullshit but drat if I don't half-believe this one. All the tweets pointing out his floppy dewlap have to be getting under his skin. Personally, I'm hoping it's true cause it'd be pretty :hmbol: if Trump had a visible face lift scar at his next public appearance after his attack on that one Morning Joe lady.

Probably fake but I'm LOLing at the idea of a new facelifted Trump showing up in public. Bleeding from his.... wherever.

Also LOLing at the idea of a goon having the racist President's life in his hands.

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