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GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

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Astoundingly Ugly Baby
Mar 22, 2006

"...crying bitch cave bitch boy."
- Anonymous Facebook user
More like the gaygazone

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

More like the gaygazone

Feels Villeneuve posted:


Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

More like the gaygazone

Don't kink shame.

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Norns posted:

What the gently caress is a megazone

We're in it.

#BlessedAreTheMega

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

#megakillme

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
So is F1 2017 the first time they've had female avatars since F1 Race Stars?

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Yes. Well forza 7 is doing it too. But yeah

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

So is F1 2017 the first time they've had female avatars since F1 Race Stars?

Yeah, I think they finally realized it's a video game so might as well give in to all the unrealistic fantasies that the permacucked betas harbour :rolleyes:

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Wow, he's just like us. Champion of the people.

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Wirth1000 posted:

Yeah, I think they finally realized it's a video game so might as well give in to all the unrealistic fantasies that the permacucked betas harbour :rolleyes:

Are you suggesting "women can be good at racing cars" is an unrealistic fantasy?

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit

The ultimate troll team trolled Lewis hard. Its the single most underappreciated greatest move in F1 in modern. It was glorious.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
gently caress

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

Norns posted:

What the gently caress is a megazone

The hellish place where you're a millionaire, but even on your holiday you have to keep whoring yourself out for stupid poo poo companies give you and you never get rid of that empty feeling inside.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

NtotheTC posted:

Are you suggesting "women can be good at racing cars" is an unrealistic fantasy?

The AI in those games is all wrong anyway. I played F1 2016 and I could overtake Rosberg sometimes without him crashing into me.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

NtotheTC posted:

Are you suggesting "women can be good at racing cars" is an unrealistic fantasy?

That's the joke, yes. Glad you got it.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari
I say 'permacucked beta' all the time unironically.

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Wirth1000 posted:

That's the joke, yes. Glad you got it.

You're a Williams F1 supporter, poe's law is strong with you.

:toxx: We'll have a female WDC before a Williams WCC.

Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

Are any women currently eligible for a super licence?

Gmaz
Apr 3, 2011

New DLC for Aoe2 is out: Dynasties of India

NtotheTC posted:

Are you suggesting "women can be good at racing cars" is an unrealistic fantasy?
Just ask Bernie

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Norns posted:

Are any women currently eligible for a super licence?

Pretty sure uh what's her face the Swiss one?

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
For the karting guys, if you need tyres I use these while posting

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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poty posted:

Wow, he's just like us. Champion of the people.

What I find most annoying is that my Bose poo poo is better and my dog isn't an inbred deficiente. If I could drive like the guy I'd happily whore myself out.

Whatever happened to the other dog, by the way?

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Norns posted:

Are any women currently eligible for a super licence?

Not at the moment, but apparently Stroll, Ericsson and Palmer are, which kind of calls this entire system they brought in as a knee-jerk to Verstappen as a loving joke imo.

Xisticide
Nov 27, 2005

poty posted:

For the karting guys, if you need tyres I use these while posting



Norns
Nov 21, 2011

Senior Shitposting Strategist

lmbo

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

I'd stick four of those on my V8 without reservation or purpose of evasion.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014


If someone makes decals of these they're going straight on my kart lmbo

Xisticide
Nov 27, 2005
Is this better or too specific?

Autech
Jun 6, 2008

The Brazilian Legkick Machine

Xisticide posted:

Is this better or too specific?



Ahahaha. That is a thing of beauty.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


Norns posted:

Are any women currently eligible for a super licence?

IIRC, back in the old system, I think Danica once inished high enough in the IndyCar standings to qualify for one.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Xisticide posted:

Is this better or too specific?



iospace, please make this 1500's new gang tag

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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1500quidporsche posted:

If someone makes decals of these they're going straight on my kart lmbo

Love you buddy.

I drive a BBW
Jun 2, 2008
Fun Shoe

1500quidporsche posted:

If someone makes decals of these they're going straight on my kart lmbo

Hell I'll put them on my race car.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Theophany posted:

Love you buddy.

:discourse:

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari


perfect

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Wirth1000 posted:

Yeah, I think they finally realized it's a video game so might as well give in to all the unrealistic fantasies that the permacucked betas harbour :rolleyes:

It's not like I can expect to see a breathing human woman driving an F1 car competitively any time soon :colbert:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

It's not like I can expect to see a breathing human woman driving an F1 car competitively any time soon :colbert:

You can expect to see swaths of useless manchildren bankrolled by big companies use their cars as excuses for their lack of talent though. So there's that I guess.

Are Jolyon :allears:

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
So I guess the key to getting a woman into F1 is either having the daughter of a rich former champion (or rich, eccentric race fan) get started as a zygote. As long as enough money is involved, and she looks good draped across a hypercar while topless, all is well. Does Patrick Dempsey have any daughters?

Danica Patrick Dempsey would be an amusing username.

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Theophany posted:

What I find most annoying is that my Bose poo poo is better and my dog isn't an inbred deficiente. If I could drive like the guy I'd happily whore myself out.

Whatever happened to the other dog, by the way?

I googled, it's still alive but is probably still wishing for death. You don't see it photographed much because it has a condition whereby it's tounge won't stop growing. The poor fucker spends half it's life in utter misery and pain as he keeps having to get bits of it chopped off by the vet so it can eat and not choke to death.

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