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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

A Fancy Hat posted:

Probably fake but I'm LOLing at the idea of a new facelifted Trump showing up in public. Bleeding from his.... wherever.

Also LOLing at the idea of a goon having the racist President's life in his hands.

* Trips over cord in operating room and accidentally stabs POTUS in the dick.

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

do u know jenny posted:

haha holy poo poo this guy has so many loving mugshots!

http://mugshots.com/search.html?q=Jeffery%20Martin%20Granzow



Yeah, but when they get out of jail and have been rehabilitated they'll do great things. Yuge things. Bigly things.......

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

do u know jenny posted:

small lmao update here

She posted this pic as proof that a libtard slashed her tires (red arrows for lols)




This is so pathetic and dumb. She already got clowned on mercilessly; why keep digging this hole!?

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/KimJongOrangina/status/893270019332755457

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008


Goddammit, James Adomian's Gorka is the funniest thing ever to come out of Chapo. R.I.P, DRAGON OF BUDAPEST

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

do u know jenny posted:

small lmao update here

She posted this pic as proof that a libtard slashed her tires (red arrows for lols)




Well that settles it

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer
Gorka's just going dark

He's the NOC

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

tpink posted:

This is so pathetic and dumb. She already got clowned on mercilessly; why keep digging this hole!?

Even funnier:

https://twitter.com/Navylife84/status/893282952494276608

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

do u know jenny posted:

small lmao update here

She posted this pic as proof that a libtard slashed her tires (red arrows for lols)




If someone did slash it (no one did) they may have saved her life. That tire very obviously should have been replaced years ago.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Pissed Ape Sexist posted:

Goddammit, James Adomian's Gorka is the funniest thing ever to come out of Chapo. R.I.P, DRAGON OF BUDAPEST

This is the first time I'm hearing this, it's sublime, I want this guy to be in the next Bond movie as a villain

loving lol

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

DancingShade posted:

lol everyone knows convicted felons are Unpersons and should be shunned and outcast from society for all time.

What a foolish orange president

I do sympathize with you (seriously) if you got into a fistfight in your 20s and can't get a job anywhere because of a dumb record but you're defending a piece of poo poo with so many mugshots that they couldn't fit it on one page: http://mugshots.com/search.html?q=Jeffery%20Martin%20Granzow

If you don't think it's an lol that this is the same guy panhandling for medical bill payments while crying about socialist health care and the president retweets this certified lovely human being then perhaps you should not be in the lol thread my friend

Reince Penis
Nov 15, 2007

by R. Guyovich

scrubs season six posted:

If someone did slash it (no one did) they may have saved her life. That tire very obviously should have been replaced years ago.

Crossposting from CanPol



She's literally too busy hating and wishing death upon the poor to worry about car maintenance.

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy

do u know jenny posted:

I do sympathize with you (seriously) if you got into a fistfight in your 20s and can't get a job anywhere because of a dumb record but you're defending a piece of poo poo with so many mugshots that they couldn't fit it on one page: http://mugshots.com/search.html?q=Jeffery%20Martin%20Granzow

If you don't think it's an lol that this is the same guy panhandling for medical bill payments while crying about socialist health care and the president retweets this certified lovely human being then perhaps you should not be in the lol thread my friend

real quick, when you see lol, do you say "el oh el" in your head?

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

timp posted:

real quick, when you see lol, do you say "el oh el" in your head?

I say "hahaha" in my head

Heffer
May 1, 2003

dramatic recreation of trump post face lift

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

do u know jenny posted:

small lmao update here

She posted this pic as proof that a libtard slashed her tires (red arrows for lols)




idgi

did she put the arrows on there?

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

do u know jenny posted:

small lmao update here

She posted this pic as proof that a libtard slashed her tires (red arrows for lols)




Holy piss, lady, don't quit your day job. You ain't exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, so that journalism gig might not work out the way you expect it to

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

KrunkMcGrunk posted:

idgi

did she put the arrows on there?

She submitted this as supposedly independent proof that someone else concluded that her tires got slashed. Except that this is a form that the customer (i.e., her) completes.

Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Hey I found this handy little website


http://trumpgolfcount.com/

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016

Reince Penis posted:

Crossposting from CanPol



She's literally too busy hating and wishing death upon the poor to worry about car maintenance.

what the hell

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/4everNeverTrump/status/893461956757078016

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
http://www.npr.org/2017/08/03/541209730/trump-hits-new-low-with-white-non-college-voters

Trump now negative net approval with non college educated whites lol

Mr Havafap
Mar 27, 2005

The wurst kind of sausage

tpink posted:

She submitted this as supposedly independent proof that someone else concluded that her tires got slashed. Except that this is a form that the customer (i.e., her) completes.

Lol it didn't even cross my mind that anyone else but her had filled in that form.
I'm no graphology expert but that isn't what a car mechanic's handwriting looks like in my mind.
Besides I doubt said mechanic gives a flying gently caress as to what may have caused a puncture, he'll be thinking if they have a suitable tyre on hand and if he can squeeze in a change before lunch so he can get this entitled bitch off his back asap.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

do u know jenny posted:

small lmao update here

She posted this pic as proof that a libtard slashed her tires (red arrows for lols)




in fairness to her, this probably was actually written by a separate person at the garage

the simple explanation is that the guy at the counter or wherever only has one problem form and filled it out so the red box doesnt really matter that much

looking at the dates at the top of the form and by her signature its pretty clear that she didn't write the top portion






the simpler explanation is that they reported whatever the hell she told them on the phone and wrote it in so its still absolutely meaningless

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

anglerfish posted:

Somebody posted a Trump-related confession in the anonymous confessions thread:


I know most of that thread is bullshit but drat if I don't half-believe this one. All the tweets pointing out his floppy dewlap have to be getting under his skin. Personally, I'm hoping it's true cause it'd be pretty :hmbol: if Trump had a visible face lift scar at his next public appearance after his attack on that one Morning Joe lady.

Even if that were true the dude failed at the "anonymous" bit of the confession. Unless the piss queen has hired a container full of Mexican surgeons to yank the loose skin on his face it wouldn't take an FBI taskforce to figure out who's blabbing on a dead gay forum about the predisents beauty work.

bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m
Apr 16, 2017

Í̝̰ ͓̯̖̫̹̯̤A҉m̺̩͝ ͇̬A̡̮̞̠͚͉̱̫ K̶e͓ǵ.̻̱̪͖̹̟̕
Tump.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

alphabettitouretti posted:

Even if that were true the dude failed at the "anonymous" bit of the confession. Unless the piss queen has hired a container full of Mexican surgeons to yank the loose skin on his face it wouldn't take an FBI taskforce to figure out who's blabbing on a dead gay forum about the predisents beauty work.

what happens to all that neck skin they cut out of trump? can he take it home and wear it as a coat?

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

what happens to all that neck skin they cut out of trump? can he take it home and wear it as a coat?

They fry it up and serve it as an American delicacy to visiting heads of state.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



Why do you think Trump serves everyone meatloaf?

KrunkMcGrunk
Jul 2, 2007

Sometimes I sit and think, and sometimes I just sit.

tpink posted:

She submitted this as supposedly independent proof that someone else concluded that her tires got slashed. Except that this is a form that the customer (i.e., her) completes.

That's an lol

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Tumble posted:

lol Trump is getting the crowd in West Virginia all worked up about The Emails again.

https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/893255995014524929

lmao

are these paid events??

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/AriMelber/status/893493437793751044

not a lol

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

my new dog
May 7, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
I love it especially later in the summer

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

The free press can't criticise you if there is no free press :coolfish:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

loving with freedom of speech/the press is, historically, a very good idea in america and this will definitely work out for sessions

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

what

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


i beg to differ. thats really funny, pause for comedic effect, as long as you're not american

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Jose posted:

considering how upset everything about obama made them i'm not sure why people who dislike trump suddenly need to be quiet

it turns out hardcore republicans are special snowflakes who cant deal with criticism who would have guessed

(ps next time a coworker starts bitching about libs call them a snowflake for some irl lols or a shooting incident)

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Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:

what happens to all that neck skin they cut out of trump? can he take it home and wear it as a coat?

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