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Please stop calling every single story fake because it's too perfect or it's someone's fanfic to push all the story beats, it's the most tiresome thing
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Please stop calling every single story fake because it's too perfect or it's someone's fanfic to push all the story beats, it's the most tiresome thing Don't sign your posts -a bumbling retard
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 18:07 |
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Inescapable Duck posted:The bit about falling asleep listening to Family Guy episodes is the weirdest bit to me. How can you even stand so much of that show outside watching the good bits on YouTube? I really like "Cutting in line with Italians"
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 18:11 |
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Drunk Nerds posted:My wife asked me to fondle her friends breasts. I said no. Her gay friend, who he claims was really down with the cuddling and fondling?!
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 18:14 |
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:[ME / CA] My teenage daughter was sexually assaulted while visiting her father for the summer. Mom in this is a straight up parenting hero. I hope she ruins the lives of everyone in that garbage Mainer trash family.
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But Rocks Hurt Head posted:Mom in this is a straight up parenting hero. I hope she ruins the lives of everyone in that garbage Mainer trash family. I want the final update where she has crushed them with the full weight of the law that she has available to her.
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 18:20 |
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Ham Sandwiches posted:Please stop calling every single story fake because it's too perfect or it's someone's fanfic to push all the story beats, it's the most tiresome thing i agree in principle but am concerned about the consequences of you edging out your competition and establishing a tiresome monopoly
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 18:27 |
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I [27M] am thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend [27F] of 4 years after she told my family about her pregnancy against my wishes and caused a lot of drama and embarrassment for me. submitted 1 day ago * by probably_theend quote:I know that breaking up probably seems like a drastic step, but after all that has happened since she announced to my family, I just get angrier and angrier with her to the point where I can barely stand being around her now.
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Doggles posted:I [27M] am thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend [27F] of 4 years after she told my family about her pregnancy against my wishes and caused a lot of drama and embarrassment for me. Break up with her to spare her your flailing indecision you spineless idiot.
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 18:29 |
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Big Bowie Bonanza posted:it's from legaladvice but this is some /r/relationships poo poo This is horrifying but the train of thought on dad's family is broken on so many levels it's kind of hilarious. Like, it would be one (awful) thing if they realized "wow, cousin is mega-legalfucked" and went into full damage control mode. But instead they just went "yeah, cousin just committed a heinous crime that has no statute of limitations and allows no extenuating circumstances but we're cool with it and it happened like 4 weeks ago so there's nothing anyone can do anymore. Here is a letter admitting to the crime."
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 18:33 |
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Doggles posted:I [27M] am thinking of breaking up with my girlfriend [27F] of 4 years after she told my family about her pregnancy against my wishes and caused a lot of drama and embarrassment for me. Break up with her because she's going to have a hard enough time raising that baby without your pathetic rear end, too.
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 18:34 |
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Straight White Shark posted:This is horrifying but the train of thought on dad's family is broken on so many levels it's kind of hilarious. Oh, and it's her fault because she wasn't wearing a burka.
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 18:41 |
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I guess the part we've been glossing over in our multilevel horror garage is that it was straight up incest, too. Content: I[28m] have been offered a job that pays 300k+ a year with a potential to be 550k+ in 5 years I am leaning towards saying no my girlfriend[27f] and her parents are furious. Relationships (self.relationships) quote:I have been with my girlfriend for two years we both come from middle class families. Everyone involved in this man's life are idiots and he needs to grow a spine and tell them to gently caress off, , and then use his free time and excess income from his already insanely great job to find better people. Admiral Ray fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Aug 4, 2017 |
# ? Aug 4, 2017 18:45 |
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Cousins don't count, specially not in Maine, the south of the north.
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 18:49 |
Add some made up words and stream of consciousness and you've got yourself a Faulkner story
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 18:49 |
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Admiral Ray posted:I guess the part we've been glossing over in our multilevel horror garage is that it was straight up incest, too. Game of Thrones has normalized incest. Soon on premium cable an aunt will be loving her nephew and no one will bat an eyelash. [MN] Possible first amendment violation at my place of work quote:So most of this went down yesterday and a friend of mine pointed me to this subreddit for assistance, any help is appreciated because I believe I've been royally screwed over.
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 18:55 |
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Admiral Ray posted:Content: Protestant_work_ethic_and_capitalism_worship.txt He's already making 6 figures, how loving greedy can these people be?
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 18:56 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:[MN] Possible first amendment violation at my place of work Your honor I understand that truth is the ultimate defense against defamation, so I'd like to explain: she really is a oval office, honest! It really owns that people think the first amendment is something that lets you say anything you want anywhere. It's basically fyad, for real life.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Game of Thrones has normalized incest. Soon on premium cable an aunt will be loving her nephew and no one will bat an eyelash. The internet was a mistake.
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fruit on the bottom posted:Game of Thrones has normalized incest. Soon on premium cable an aunt will be loving her nephew and no one will bat an eyelash. The first amendment applies to my private employer. Furthermore, "people who say oval office" is a protected class under Title VII
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fruit on the bottom posted:Game of Thrones has normalized incest. Soon on premium cable an aunt will be loving her nephew and no one will bat an eyelash. I am very certain everyone at this job was well pleased that he was fired, and unless he works for Congress, it's not a "first amendment violation" lol. I hope someone points that out.
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:The first amendment applies to my private employer. Furthermore, "people who say oval office" is a protected class under Title VII People go to such great pains to reframe what they did so it's less lovely. He calls her a oval office, goes on Facebook and calls her kid ugly (they probably saw the comments?) and here's how he describes this: quote:I made a comment on one of her posts in which I referred to her as a "oval office", and another comment on a family photograph where some impolite comments about the appearance of one of her children. Ok what about the fact that he was a piece of poo poo to this lady because they didn't get along at work, how is he going to broach that one? quote:You don't need to tell me I shouldn't have done this, I'm well aware, but things had been heated for a while so I don't feel it was completely unreasonable. "You don't have to tell me I was wrong (so don't) but let me tell you, this was actually pretty justified." What's incredible is to this dude he is 100% the wronged party, the boss didn't hear him out (he had good reasons for calling someone oval office + their family ugly) and his constitutional rights were infringed
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 19:10 |
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I really want to know what he said about her kid.
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 19:11 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Game of Thrones has normalized incest. Soon on premium cable an aunt will be loving her nephew and no one will bat an eyelash. season 13 of always sunny is looking a bit repetitive imo
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 19:14 |
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I want to know what the original point of contention was.
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 19:20 |
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Admiral Ray posted:I guess the part we've been glossing over in our multilevel horror garage is that it was straight up incest, too. This is one of those situations where you know, without a doubt, it'd end up going: - He takes the new job, works 100+ hours a week making more $ - Girlfriend complains because he's never around and they don't do anything together - Girlfriend cheats on him, keeps it hidden, then goes crazy when he eventually finds out - She ends up blaming him for everything even though she and her family pressured him into it - Nasty breakup, resentment, stress all take their toll, dude dies at 45 from a massive coronary Hopefully he gets the hell out and decides to not only turn down the job, but break up with that leech of a girlfriend and her lovely parents. They clearly care more about money and material garbage than him.
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 19:20 |
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That guy already making six figures should really think about his children's future; I mean, my god, what if they have to share a single yacht, instead of getting one each.
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 19:21 |
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Neighbors: Not even oncequote:[Virginia] Neighbor has threatened suing me and other new homeowners because we have “devalued” the neighborhood by buying homes at their current market value. (self.legaladvice) One of the top comments: quote:He wants to sue capitalism?
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 19:23 |
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If someone offered me half a mill salary I'd work for five years living like a bum, put it all in stocks and savings and supplement a life of fishing, riding bikes and working part time in a sunny small town coffee shop. gently caress I'm feeling sad that'll never happen.
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Outrail posted:If someone offered me half a mill salary I'd work for five years living like a bum, put it all in stocks and savings and supplement a life of fishing, riding bikes and working part time in a sunny small town coffee shop. Except what would actually happen is you after 6 months of working 100 hours a week. It's not worth it.
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Outrail posted:If someone offered me half a mill salary I'd work for five years living like a bum, put it all in stocks and savings and supplement a life of fishing, riding bikes and working part time in a sunny small town coffee shop. you could also just coast on low stress 40 hr/wk job that pays a tremendous amount, even if it is a lesser tremendous amount, and still retire young if you're smart
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 19:26 |
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Pac-Manioc Root posted:Neighbors: Not even once Oh poo poo yes. Tell the HOA that one of their members is suing their neighbours for buy houses in the HOA. Holy poo poo. Or will the HOA side with the douchebag?
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 19:28 |
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Outrail posted:I want to know what the original point of contention was. Yeah, he doesn't say what she did that was distracting/annoying. I really want to know! Putting money on "She didn't come to work in a burqua and I asked her to dress more modestly."
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Dienes posted:Yeah, he doesn't say what she did that was distracting/annoying. I really want to know! guy sounds like a volatile freakshow with resentment towards women so it could be anything, such as not being polite/smiling enough at him
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WampaLord posted:Except what would actually happen is you after 6 months of working 100 hours a week. I've already quit two career jobs and hosed off to parts unknown to be a poor rear end in a top hat because the job sucked . But then a few years will pass and I'll want more money and it starts all over again. Next time I'm going blue collar.
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Outrail posted:I want to know what the original point of contention was. "She had a piercingly loud and annoying laugh."
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 19:31 |
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I [25F] want my girlfriend [27F] to quit smoking. She said I should lose weight in exchange.quote:Me and Sam have been together for about 3 years. We started dating while Sam was doing her Master's degree and I was doing my undergraduate. We have a good relatio ship, don't fight a lot etc. We communicate well, live together, have a dog together and have recently talked about buying a house together. We both work in our own fields, both making about five figures a year. We split our household expenses 50/50. "I mean, I haven't quite doubled in size since we met. I don't know what the problem is." ________/
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 19:33 |
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Honestly, you should start smoking
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# ? Aug 4, 2017 19:37 |
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JFC she quits smoking and you don't die of a coronary at age 58, thats a terrible deal. Also lol that she's asking her to change her habits for health and attractiveness, and gets pissed that she does pretty much the same thing. Outrail fucked around with this message at 19:42 on Aug 4, 2017 |
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Outrail posted:If someone offered me half a mill salary I'd work for five years living like a bum, put it all in stocks and savings and supplement a life of fishing, riding bikes and working part time in a sunny small town coffee shop. While I'd love to make more money (I make like 50k right now), I'd never work considerably over 40 hours per week. I work hard and committed at my job, but I enjoy my comfortable 8-5 every single day. 100 hours per week seems legit suicidal for 5 years, let alone 2 months.
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