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TwoPair posted:Hold up a sec. Say what? I think he is referring to Alexander Luther as president lex surprise kissing Amanda Waller.
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It was President Lex Luthor (who was Regular Lex Luthor) just sort of randomly grabbing his Secretary of Metahuman Affairs and kissing her in the middle of a debriefing. Because it's written by Jeph Loeb. And Luthor's like freebasing synthetic Kryptonite steroids or something and has gone CRAZY. It was definitely real Luthor though, because he was Power Suit Luthor full of green eyes and Steroid Madness. Alexander Luthor was Versace Luthor, suavely recruiting supervillains to a society while having blue eyes because changing eye color is not possible when disguising yourself as another person in the DC universe.
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Lol who would ever be attracted to a fat lady. Can you imagine Lex Luthor just forcefully kissing a fat black lady? This will be so hilarious - Jeff Loeb
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Aug 3, 2017 13:49
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The stupidest thing was that Alexander isn't just a 1 to 1 Lex Luthor like Infinite Crisis and its lead up poses. He's the son of Lex and Lois from Earth 3. He should have been pretending to be Lois. Nessus posted:Didn't Plastic Man say "It's like that's his power now" or some similar sentiment?
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Aug 3, 2017 13:55
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https://twitter.com/Newsarama/status/893094562440327168
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Aug 3, 2017 16:19
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Mr Hootington posted:I think he is referring to Alexander Luther as president lex surprise kissing Amanda Waller. It was very weird.
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Aug 3, 2017 16:44
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Lex actually entering a romantic relationship with Amanda Waller based on respect of her abilities and mind, where she is skeptical of him but giving him a shot, and he's trying his best to be a good boyfriend for once, would be kicking rad. They would make a legit cool couple and it's a shame that was relegated to a joke about how crazy he was.
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Aug 3, 2017 16:49
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Waller is too good for Lex
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Roth posted:Waller is too good for Lex That's why he wants to be a better man, he knows it
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Aug 3, 2017 18:22
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Lex doesn't need Waller though, he's got the perfect girlfriend: a fuckbot of Lois Lane.
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I'm pretty sure the entire superhero community would be utterly hosed if Lex and Amanda legitimately joined forces. The Justice League animated series had something to this extent during it first Unlimited season.
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Aug 3, 2017 18:46
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Excuse me, Lex Luthor is a good guy now. Friends with Superman even.
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TwoPair posted:Lex doesn't need Waller though, he's got the perfect girlfriend: a fuckbot of Lois Lane. Christ I forgot about that.
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Aug 3, 2017 19:00
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One of the Dark Batmans is an evil Thomas The Tank Engine? Sold.
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I want Bane to suplex it
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Aug 3, 2017 19:13
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Al Borland Corp. posted:I want Bane to suplex it 
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Yes that was the reference, thanks
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Well Dark Nights continues to cartwheel on the line between completely incomprehensible and intriguingly bonkers.Al Borland Corp. posted:Lol who would ever be attracted to a fat lady. Can you imagine Lex Luthor just forcefully kissing a fat black lady? This will be so hilarious - Jeff Loeb
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I don't know what it is about Dark Nights, but I'm finding it super intriguing despite the sensible part of me thinking it's ridiculous. Look at that, I'm loving sold even though I'm also thinking that I shouldn't be sold at all. I don't know why, but I find myself really liking the weird armour style of these evil Batmen.
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I love the way Aquaman's climbing it because I don't know what he exactly plans to do once he's up there. I'm up for evil Bat-Tank buffoonery.
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Aug 3, 2017 23:33
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It this train is powered by steam, there's a chance I can talk to it.
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Aug 3, 2017 23:42
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Wait, was there another Death of Batman I missed and we're getting an EVIL Steel here?
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Crabtree posted:Wait, was there another Death of Batman I missed and we're getting an EVIL Steel here? http://www.dccomics.com/blog/2017/06/16/dc-hints-at-evil-versions-of-batman-for-dark-nights-metal-one-shots
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Dark_Tzitzimine posted:
It is still bizzare (hurr) to me that a Red Hood series of all places is where I wound up reading one of the best done tragedies in comics this year. Like, even forgiving the art which... isn't always good, the character writing is excellent.
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Is there a Bizarro style clone of Cyborg, and if not can we make one and name him Cy Clone
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purple death ray posted:Is there a Bizarro style clone of Cyborg, and if not can we make one and name him Cy Clone His name is Grid I believe!
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ImpAtom posted:His name is Grid I believe! Well that's not very funny.
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I think Grid was just evil Earth-3 Cyborg.
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CapnAndy posted:I think Grid was just evil Earth-3 Cyborg. Actually Grid originated on Earth-1 or Earth Prime or whatever the gently caress it's called now. He's a program that gained sentience and then communicated with Atomica and agreed to join the Crime Syndicate.
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So like Lex Luthor was feeding his Superman clones the memories of the real Superman including his secret identity and stuff?
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https://twitter.com/Jawiin/status/893523716843360256 Okay, now I want a copy of this.
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Bizarro is what happens when you get bored and replace the people in your clones' implanted memories with Funko Pops.
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Space Fish posted:https://twitter.com/Jawiin/status/893523716843360256
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Mine had Lois and Clark stumble upon and intrude on a group of people having a picnic remembering their ancestor who fought in the Civil War and then that night Superman dredges a river and finds a skeleton and dumps it into their porch, claiming it's their ancestor. Superman dredging and dumping corpses is shown to be a heartfelt act of kindness, not the terrifying whim of a demigod.
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Edge & Christian posted:Mine had Lois and Clark stumble upon and intrude on a group of people having a picnic remembering their ancestor who fought in the Civil War and then that night Superman dredges a river and finds a skeleton and dumps it into their porch, claiming it's their ancestor. Superman dredging and dumping corpses is shown to be a heartfelt act of kindness, not the terrifying whim of a demigod.
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Superman has DNA sequencing vision.
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I'm pretty sure they gave Superman MRI vision at one point.
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Space Fish posted:https://twitter.com/Jawiin/status/893523716843360256 I want something to help with the overwhelming nausea I got reading that Rhyno posted:I'm pretty sure they gave Superman MRI vision at one point. Superman even had a "vision" that turned other people into Supermen iirc Autism Sneaks fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Aug 4, 2017 |
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Aphrodite posted:Superman has DNA sequencing vision. Rhyno posted:I'm pretty sure they gave Superman MRI vision at one point.
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