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etalian
Mar 20, 2006


tony atamanuik is basically the best Trump impersonator in the whole world.

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jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
lmao tiregate only gets more funny as time goes on

https://twitter.com/CBlackSerpent/status/893596093618896896

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

do u know jenny posted:

I do sympathize with you (seriously) if you got into a fistfight in your 20s and can't get a job anywhere because of a dumb record but you're defending a piece of poo poo with so many mugshots that they couldn't fit it on one page: http://mugshots.com/search.html?q=Jeffery%20Martin%20Granzow

If you don't think it's an lol that this is the same guy panhandling for medical bill payments while crying about socialist health care and the president retweets this certified lovely human being then perhaps you should not be in the lol thread my friend

Did you mean to quote someone else or did you just accidentally take a post in this GBS thread seriously at face value?

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

:hmbol:

She's just so far up her own butt

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

i dont even care if that other person made up the emails this is great

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Catastrophe posted:

:hmbol:

She's just so far up her own butt

So far up she needs a mining helmet with a light on it.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Wouldn't you call the police if you knew who slashed your tires?

warez
Mar 13, 2003

HOLA FANTA DONT CHA WANNA?

Egbert Souse posted:

Wouldn't you call the police if you knew who slashed your tires?

"IT WAS THE LIBRULS, OFFICER"

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/LandLostContent/status/892981102947717123

lol

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
So the NRA is just the Klan it seems

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

DancingShade posted:

So far up she needs a mining helmet with a light on it.

Bringing back coal jobs! Maga

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Madcosby posted:

So the NRA is just the Klan it seems

Yeah but with a louder dog whistle.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Madcosby posted:

So the NRA is just the Klan it seems

them putting out a bunch of stupid poo poo like this is hilarious because it's a really quick way to get those member watchlists at the FBI going that they're all so paranoid about

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Egbert Souse posted:

Wouldn't you call the police if you knew who slashed your tires?

The police aren't going to give you virtual hugs over social media and put money in your fraudulent gofundme though.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

The real lols will be when some NRA nut shoots up a newspaper office or television studio because of FAKE NEWS

Hopefully they just do a bunch of damage, but not actually injure anyone because that would be even funnier

"An NRA enthusiast started a rampage at the New York Times today. While there's over $500,000 in damage, there were no reported fatalities or injuries"

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Egbert Souse posted:

The real lols will be when some NRA nut shoots up a newspaper office or television studio because of FAKE NEWS

Didn't that shooter at a baseball game do exactly that?

Oh wait you meant at the people doing the fake news thing. Gotcha. Maybe. Depends how vitriolic old media get eating each other as their market shares dwindle.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Desperado Bones posted:

Oh yeah, over here in mexico we had like a :derp:SUPER PANIC MODE:derp: moment when Trump was elected, the dollar was selling extremely expensive, the peso was down, everyone was fearing for their jobs in foreign companies and we were waiting for a horror fest. Then everyone realized how stupid Trump is since the first moment he couldn't kill obamacare and the lols haven't stopped rolling.

If Mexico rises as a power house from the ashes of a Trump America that would be pretty loving dope.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

ruddiger posted:

If Mexico rises as a power house from the ashes of a Trump America that would be pretty loving dope.

agreed.

howver, according to my researches the situation will be much more complex:

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

DancingShade posted:

as their market shares dwindle.

Lol

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

SniperWoreConverse posted:

agreed.

howver, according to my researches the situation will be much more complex:



All of those mini nations in the middle should be replaced with "the wastelands".

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Agreed, Confederation of New England, California, and The Great Wastes would make for a more accurate map

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Oh no Cuba what happened to you :stare:

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~
There's no way California isn't taking over all of the north west.

Skoora
Sep 29, 2009
I've heard a few knuckleheads over at Reddit float the idea that Trump is actually taking time off for some sort of medical procedure. Waddle tuck or permanent skin encheetoing?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
well, why not? he takes time off any chance he gets and he is unhealthy as gently caress.

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
piss enema

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

maybe they'll inject some stem cells into his brain.

Bareback Werewolf
Oct 5, 2013
~*blessed by the algorithm*~

Skoora posted:

I've heard a few knuckleheads over at Reddit float the idea that Trump is actually taking time off for some sort of medical procedure. Waddle tuck or permanent skin encheetoing?

Somebody posted this earlier. It's from the anonymous confessions thread.

quote:

Donald Trump is about to go on a 17 day vacation. The simple fact is, this is to cover for a medical procedure.

Donald is extremely vain and being in the public eye so much over the last few years has made him even more insecure about his appearance.

Trump is getting a face lift, facial liposuction, and hair plugs. I know this because I'm one of the surgeons performing the procedure.

We warned him against it given his age and overall poor health. He flipped poo poo and we're doing it anyway.

Doctor/patient confidentiality be damned; he's called my people rapists and "bad hombres".

Maybe the rumors are true. We'll know if he comes back with noticeably less neck flab.

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Brain transplant into a younger yuger host

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Skoora posted:

I've heard a few knuckleheads over at Reddit float the idea that Trump is actually taking time off for some sort of medical procedure. Waddle tuck or permanent skin encheetoing?

Hand enlargement

I Was The Fury
Oct 19, 2012

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds


LMAO

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Catastrophe posted:

So now the right wing is switching to "Even if Butt is found to be guilty, the stock market is up and streets are safe so who cares?"

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2017/08/04/would-even-care-if-was-guilty.html

Jesus Christ.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


Fuckin lmao. Exactly as expected/predicted.

e: make sure to read "She's a didn't want to hear the truth" in a Mario accent.

e2: I googled "Mario accent" and this was the first one. Which one of you is this? Also that sounded a lot more like a Lucky Charms leprechaun impersonation than a Mario.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4GdSm7KOSe4

bird with big dick fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Aug 5, 2017

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
*peeks head in*

phew! he's gone!

FOR THREE WEEKS!

WEAK BITCH!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

nooneofconsequence posted:

maybe they'll inject some stem cells into his brain.

Bob NewSCART
Feb 1, 2012

Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."


Lmao

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

You can almost smell the piss from here.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

DancingShade posted:

All of those mini nations in the middle should be replaced with "the wastelands".

except maybe Deseret, i've seen how those Mormons operate and they're no loving joke, theyre ready willing and able to repopulate the earth

we're talking about a religion that not only teaches its adherents to hoard survival supplies, they're all armed too

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brylcreem
Oct 29, 2007

by FactsAreUseless


What the gently caress is this reality? I once read a time travel sci-fi story, where a group of scientists determined their reality was highly improbable, can we do the same?

brylcreem fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Aug 5, 2017

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