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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Mr. Jive posted:

Nnrrgghhh battleground states... skill training... small BuSINESSeS!!!!!!!

:ssj:

focus ur energy....think of the libs, itll all become clear

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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

https://twitter.com/jeffamy/status/893652557326729216

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

:mad: fraeken neoliberals

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

fuckin' neoliberals check out THIS small business

*points to crotch*

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://twitter.com/abc13houston/status/893667919305084929

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Doggy style, but your toes are clenched like a fist, and you foot-punch him gently in the balls as he thrusts.

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

https://youtu.be/6dSiF4vCv2w?t=43

Higgy
Jul 6, 2005



Grimey Drawer
http://i.imgur.com/l2wK9dY.mp4

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Sojenus posted:

fuckin' neoliberals check out THIS small business

*points to crotch*

absorbs your small business with my conglomerate

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Zyla posted:

Doggy style, but your toes are clenched like a fist, and you foot-punch him gently in the balls as he thrusts.

hold on that sounds kinda gay

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Zyla posted:

dunno im just not doin it again

i literally dont even know how many times i got ripped off this past week

evrytime somebodys said 'at least youre o k' after i tell em about gettin carjacked all i can think of is ~i wish theyd killed me~

:smith::hf::smith:

full point
Jan 21, 2006



quote:

"Nothings ever gonna show up....there's never gonna be a tape, that shows up. There's never gonna be anything that shows up. Now I would be very embarrassed if a tape actually showed up. Saying something, like that. It would be double-embarrassed because I'm saying there is no tape."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3J78lVlVvk&t=26s

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
shoulda used your fist, imo

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


If they win it's the irrepressible power of labor.

If they lose it's because Nissan fuckin cheated.

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
UAW put a lot into this vote, hopefully they win but its mississippi so Im siding with the worst outcome happening

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Sir Tonk posted:

shoulda used your fist, imo

this is an appropriate answer to most of lifes questions tbh

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

i literally dont even know how many times i got ripped off this past week

evrytime somebodys said 'at least youre o k' after i tell em about gettin carjacked all i can think of is ~i wish theyd killed me~

:smith::hf::smith:

i know what you mean, man. I don't wanna die but If i did I don't think i'd be too upset about it

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

FAUXTON posted:

If they win it's the irrepressible power of labor.

If they lose it's because Nissan fuckin cheated.

unironically this

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

but mostly i hate this headache

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

qukck someone put gingrich and his wife's faces on them

WorldIndustries
Dec 21, 2004


:stare:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
no piss tape no piss tape yer the piss tape

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Sir Tonk posted:

qukck someone put gingrich mccain and his wife's faces on them

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Zyla posted:

i know what you mean, man. I don't wanna die but If i did I don't think i'd be too upset about it
hahaha thats a funny joke, unintentional maybe

maybe laughter is the best medicine maybe its weed

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq3GBOCFuXo

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

FAUXTON posted:

If they win it's the irrepressible power of labor.

If they lose it's because Nissan fuckin cheated.

yes, this is correct

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Zyla posted:

but mostly i hate this headache

i remembered earlier this week that the first time i srsly considered suicide was during a migrain in my childhood



ofc my therapist was sick this week so i told the sub and she dgaf because ~ N O T H I N G M A T T E R S ~

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
i got u babe

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

brugroffil posted:

A brain so broke it went full reactionary

tfw you hate libs so much you go full republican

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

https://twitter.com/griph/status/893254064150073344

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

my kink is bashing the fash

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

hahaha thats a funny joke, unintentional maybe

maybe laughter is the best medicine maybe its weed

a few laffs is all u can ask 4

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

UAW put a lot into this vote, hopefully they win but its mississippi so Im siding with the worst outcome happening

not only do they lose but they also somehow made whites only bathrooms a thing again

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

logikv9 posted:

please watch the first one and pretend the last two didn't happen

the second one has its moments

the third one though, hoo boy

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Yinlock posted:

not only do they lose but they also somehow made whites only bathrooms a thing again

oh great, more privilege to feel guilty about :argh:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc
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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Zyla posted:

a few laffs is all u can ask 4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SND3v0i9uhE

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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

this is so loving funny.

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