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rydiafan posted:Giant pierced armpit vagina this sounds like an old timey swear
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caligulamprey posted:Have you considered the magical pinup art of Art Fraham? Holy poo poo this is amazing! How have I not seen this before?
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Glazier posted:Holy poo poo this is amazing! How have I not seen this before? The awful food gallery on that site is also a marvel.
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rydiafan posted:
Surprised that, with all the hosed up metal in dude's face, it's not an actual armpit piercing
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https://twitter.com/NFLRT/status/831171825707188224
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Aug 4, 2017 02:13
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The design is from fellow goon Febreeze back when he worked for Uproxx: http://uproxx.com/sports/donald-trump-nfl-logos/
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rydiafan posted:
Shouldn't that be Giant pierced vagina armpit. Or Armpit giant pierced vagina?
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Aug 4, 2017 02:18
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That first one seems right
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Gromit posted:The awful food gallery on that site is also a marvel. Well, down the rabbit hole I go!
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What about the drum kit above it? 
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BrigadierSensible posted:Shouldn't that be Giant pierced vagina armpit. Or Armpit giant pierced vagina? Vagina is the object if the sentence. Giant, pierced, and armpit are all descriptors. Compare to "fat tattooed Midwestern man".
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rydiafan posted:Vagina is the object if the sentence. Giant, pierced, and armpit are all descriptors. Compare to "fat tattooed Midwestern man". I still think armpit with giant pierced vagina is the most accurate. Remember kids, when tattooing representations of genitalia on oneself, learning the correct way to refer to it is paramount.
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Mizuti posted:
There are no underpants 
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BXW41vjjNwr/ Really well done, but 
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Johnny Truant posted:https://www.instagram.com/p/BXW41vjjNwr/ Yeah. Lately I think a lot of this stuff that people are doing as tattoos they should really be painting, you know?   Also, I don't want to go in the other tattoo thread yet, but I figure some people here might know: Have you ever heard that when you get a tattoo in memory of someone that you shouldn't put the complete date of their death? Someone was telling me this, and I'd never heard of such a thing. I asked him why -- like is it bad luck or something. But all he said was that's what he had heard.
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I.C. posted:Also, I don't want to go in the other tattoo thread yet, but I figure some people here might know: Have you ever heard that when you get a tattoo in memory of someone that you shouldn't put the complete date of their death? Someone was telling me this, and I'd never heard of such a thing. I asked him why -- like is it bad luck or something. But all he said was that's what he had heard. Personally I'd memorialise someone with something that means something to your connection with the person, not just some boring dates. Represent your relationship.
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Aug 5, 2017 00:09
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I put "my dad" over his image and his birth year to death under with his name.
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I.C. posted:Also, I don't want to go in the other tattoo thread yet, but I figure some people here might know: Have you ever heard that when you get a tattoo in memory of someone that you shouldn't put the complete date of their death? Someone was telling me this, and I'd never heard of such a thing. I asked him why -- like is it bad luck or something. But all he said was that's what he had heard.
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Knormal posted:I believe proper form is to just put "DEAD NOW". Actually you're meant to tattoo a 'VOID' stamp over the tattoo to indicate the person is dead.
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I.C. posted:Yeah. Lately I think a lot of this stuff that people are doing as tattoos they should really be painting, you know? Jayjoree is amazing and I love their stuff-in-faces tattoos to death, but that Rick and Morty tattoo is like the person who got the little robot from the new Star Wars... months before that poo poo came out. I don't get it. Like, what the gently caress?
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Johnny Truant posted:Jayjoree is amazing and I love their stuff-in-faces tattoos to death, but that Rick and Morty tattoo is like the person who got the little robot from the new Star Wars... months before that poo poo came out. I don't get it. Like, what the gently caress? I like it, but it's not very neat to me to see the same general thing over and over...on people. I understand having a style and that is what people seek you out for and that is how you make money -- ah, I'm just being dramatic.
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:
But is it actually true? What if I said it actually means 'I have a huge dong'? edit: never mind, 'idiot foreigner' or 'baka gaijin' is actually correct it seems. See: https://www.google.be/search?q=idiot+foreigner+in+japanese uXs has a new favorite as of 10:03 on Aug 5, 2017 |
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uXs posted:edit: never mind, 'idiot foreigner' or 'baka gaijin' is actually correct it seems. See: https://www.google.be/search?q=idiot+foreigner+in+japanese He'll be fine as long as he tells everybody it's intentional
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If I ever get an in with Horimitsu I'm getting a Fuudo with "baka gaijin" across its forehead via tebori while watching animu e: Some Content 
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I.C. posted:Yeah. Lately I think a lot of this stuff that people are doing as tattoos they should really be painting, you know? Erm, top right, that's clearly the closing scene of Fight Club, but why does it have the Watchmen Smiley Face under it? For Maximum Edge I know, but none of the others are mashing up two films as far as I can tell, so that one stands out to me. Also: Memorial Tattoos - Don't get the dates at all, it's not like you're gonna forget when someone close to you died, so no need to get that poo poo inscribed in your skin forever. Just get some cool imagery of what that person loved, or what comes to mind when you think of them. To equate someone's life down to a single date in which they ceased to be is just some weird nihilism.
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Aug 5, 2017 12:48
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A very good Imgur dump. Some I've seen here before, others I haven't: Idiots and their tattoos
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memorial tattoos- how about do what you want since it's your tat and you're the one who's grieving, so if you think the dates are tacky don't do it, and if you think the dates are important then put them
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:A very good Imgur dump. Some I've seen here before, others I haven't: A very good dump indeed.
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sweeperbravo posted:memorial tattoos- how about do what you want since it's your tat and you're the one who's grieving, so if you think the dates are tacky don't do it, and if you think the dates are important then put them Ah yes, the classic "do what you want, as long as you like it then it's fine", it's a statement that leads to so much content on this thread. Content:     
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Reminds me of when the Olympic committee was trying to stop people using Olympic imagery for their businesses in 2012. 
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My memorial tattoo isn't for my dad, it's for me! I mean, it is for my dad, but it's really for me...
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Johnny Truant posted:My memorial tattoo isn't for my dad, it's for me! I mean, it is for my dad, but it's really for me...    Dad deer.   Sad deer.  RIP Dick deer. Oh, I get what y'all mean. See, here I thought it was some tattoo superstition I'd somehow never heard...something along the lines of "don't get your boyfriend/girlfriend/whoever's name on you, because you'll break up," and I couldn't figure out what having the date of someone's death was going cause to happen. Like, the person already died...what else is left?       
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Spotted in the wild. 
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I know Robert Baratheon fathered a lot of bastards, but this is ridiculous.
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chitoryu12 posted:Spotted in the wild. Rasta Smeagol is...not pleased. Or is he?
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:
I don't generally believe these you-got-owned corrections but there's a feature in google translate I just discovered where you can write the character w touch and it recognizes it and it does, In fact, say "idiot foreigner." Lol. This is a good tattoo and no one will tell me otherwise.
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Thin Privilege posted:I don't generally believe these you-got-owned corrections but there's a feature in google translate I just discovered where you can write the character w touch and it recognizes it and it does, In fact, say "idiot foreigner." Lol. Imagine the joy of not only writing this permanently onto some moron's body, but then also having them pay you for doing so.
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Voyager I posted:Imagine the joy of not only writing this permanently onto some moron's body, but then also having them pay you for doing so. I feel joy that they feel that joy. I imagine it happens a lot, and I imagine the customers that are asking for it are: walk-ins, arrogant "I know glorious nipponese!", gross (smell, touch, aura, etc).
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