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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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tastefully arranged labia posted:

no but seriously somebody tell that fool to get in here

loving this

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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Shockules posted:

I'm curious where he got those metrics of 1.7 bullets fired per kill since Vietnam.

Gonna guess "On Killing", which is garbage for numerous reasons.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Any of you know this dipshit?

bloops fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Aug 4, 2017

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Everyone probably assumed this, but his uniform comment is wrong by at least half a century.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Oh I thought red piping was another term for green weenie and that he was making a joke I didn't get

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Handsome Ralph posted:

Gonna guess "On Killing", which is garbage for numerous reasons.

Dave Grossman is a loving poo poo bag and if I see another sheepdog shirt I might puke

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Handsome Ralph posted:

Gonna guess "On Killing", which is garbage for numerous reasons.

must be a world where marines don't use machine guns for supressive fire ever

one shot one kill oorah(and .7 bullet to zero)

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
he got it from his rear end cuz hes a lying sack of donkey poo poo

i think he posted in gip very briefly until he realized his brand of douchebaggery aint welcome

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Look at all these motherfuckers that can't aim

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Isn't the red piping "legend" and most that other poo poo just hearsay that somehow became fact?

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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I'm going to gently caress him

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
while fo4 is pretty lovely, the intro cinematic still owns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NkHQs7ann4

so much goddamn

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

Isn't the red piping "legend" and most that other poo poo just hearsay that somehow became fact?

It's part of the Marine "mythos" much like the Marine thread OP.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

orange juche posted:

It's part of the Marine "mythos" much like the Marines serving a useful purpose.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
Marines are just the guys in the Navy that are too dumb to be a cook.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
people in the military are just guys in the real world that are too dumb

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

TBeats posted:

people in the military are just guys in the real world that are too dumb

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

your mom seems to enjoy the servicing they give her

subterfudge
Aug 5, 2015
Wasn't the real number closer to 1,000 rounds for each kill or something crazy like that?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
The number is 1.3 rounds per kill for snipers while deployed in Vietnam I guess, probably bullshit but plausible if you pretend line units don't make up the vast majority of combat units. Also debbadawgs apparently get real mad if you refer to them as marine soldiers

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.
Just got a 594m headshot knockdown then kill in pubg.

Feels good.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

TCD posted:

Just got a 594m headshot knockdown then kill in pubg.

Feels good.

Wow r u a marine

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

TBeats posted:

Wow r u a marine

Only in some video games

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

TCD posted:

Just got a 594m headshot knockdown then kill in pubg.

Feels good.

Did you do it with 1.7 rounds fired?

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
the .7 is rounds fired into the clearing barrel

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


TCD posted:

Just got a 594m headshot knockdown then kill in pubg.

Feels good.

Were you wearing the pants with red piping when you did it?

This is important.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Is red19fire usmc503's brother?

usmc503 has yellow fever, red19fire apparently has fire-demon fever.

https://youtu.be/62tnJtLBQzQ

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

Handsome Ralph posted:

Were you wearing the pants with red piping when you did it?

This is important.

Their may or may not have been a yellow streak after someone took a pot shot at me and I wasn't expecting it.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
OOORAGGGH DEBBA DAWGS SMEPRIFI IN MUH BIDEO JAMES

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
https://youtu.be/xgudxUsEofs

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Mike-o posted:

OOORAGGGH DEBBA DAWGS SMEPRIFI IN MUH BIDEO JAMES

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Mike-o posted:

OOORAGGGH DEBBA DAWGS SMEPRIFI IN MUH BIDEO JAMES

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different
Who's ready for an in-game cash shop & loot boxes for the new Shadow of Mordor :lol:

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
lol at anyone who said who cares how I spend money on a game

you create environments that developers will cater to which may just make the rest of the game worse

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

I'm probably wrong but it seems like gamers are finally protesting that poo poo en masse. Definitely not as much as it should be done, but you still see games flop because of it

call of duty won't go away anytime soon but they've definitely lost a ton of their playerbase

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

This poo poo in singleplayer just makes me block the game from internet access and break out a memory editor :shrug:

Missionary Positron
Jul 6, 2004
And now for something completely different


The Longest Dark owns.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
Is there any context, or is it just Northern Goon Life: The Game?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Godholio posted:

Is there any context, or is it just Northern Goon Life: The Game?

There's both a story mode and a sandbox mode. It's pretty good. I've always had a soft spot for survival games.

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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Nostalgia4Dogges posted:

I'm probably wrong but it seems like gamers are finally protesting that poo poo en masse. Definitely not as much as it should be done, but you still see games flop because of it

call of duty won't go away anytime soon but they've definitely lost a ton of their playerbase

Free2Play with a way for nerds with far more money than sense to spend it is the future.

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