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Tiny Lowtax posted:lol if you think America will still exist in 2020 The nuclear holocaust needs to fuckin hurry up already
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:how many people in the USA do you think are concerned for the future of privacy rights Not nearly enough, but it would be the height of folly to assume that Zuck won't unashamedly utilize his knowledge of data analytics to undermine what little privacy protection we have left if given the opportunity to sit behind the Resolute Desk. Zuck may come across as a soulless data-driven automaton but he is not stupid and is imminently aware of the vastness of the NSA's data collection efforts and how powerful that information can be, perhaps to a much greater degree than most current sitting politicians are even able to grasp.
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Aug 5, 2017 15:33
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it's gonna be a helluva time explaining this to the grandkids.
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Aug 5, 2017 15:33
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Groovelord Neato posted:it's gonna be a helluva time explaining this to the grandkids. "Dornald J Chimp was president, that's why you have to go out now and scavenge fuel from the scorched hellscape so we can cook and eat your little brother who died of Super AIDS"
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Aug 5, 2017 15:34
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Groovelord Neato posted:it's gonna be a helluva time explaining this to the grandkids with the kids a straight face. FTFY
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Aug 5, 2017 15:35
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gonadic io posted:Trump for 2020. President of Trump-land, formerly the United States of America. Independent voters:. Well, he's been the most terrible president ever...but his last name matches the name of the country! *Votes straight R*
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Aug 5, 2017 15:42
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The tradeoff voting for Zuck would be cool because you'd probably get universal healthcare and maybe UBI out of it but on the other hand say goodbye to the 40 hour workweek and every tiny shred of power labor still has to make things better for workers.
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Aug 5, 2017 15:57
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Jack-in-the-Bach posted:Independent voters:. Well, he's been the most terrible president ever...but his last name matches the name of the country! *Votes straight R* So not much different than the 2016 republic voters "well shucks, I recognize him from the tee vee"
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Aug 5, 2017 15:57
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:The tradeoff voting for Zuck would be cool because you'd probably get universal healthcare and maybe UBI out of it but on the other hand say goodbye to the 40 hour workweek and every tiny shred of power labor still has to make things better for workers. Lol Americans won't vote for someone with the last name "Zuckerberg".
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Aug 5, 2017 16:03
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bvj191jgl7bBsqF5m posted:The tradeoff voting for Zuck would be cool because you'd probably get universal healthcare and maybe UBI out of it . Why, is Zuck planning on killing every white male over the age of 30 in politics?
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Aug 5, 2017 16:14
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Zuckerberg is going to run on the platform of "I'm going to let computers run America, and I'm going to use every minute of my time and power to totally ruin Trump. Not jail him, but ruin him entirely." and he'll win because the U.S is that hosed up and divided.
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Aug 5, 2017 16:18
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Tumble posted:Zuckerberg is going to run on the platform of "I'm going to let computers run America, and I'm going to use every minute of my time and power to totally ruin Trump. Not jail him, but ruin him entirely." and he'll win because the U.S is that hosed up and divided. Kid Rock will denounce him as a 'race mixer' on Hannity and the 50 million Russian twitter bots will spam it over and over until Kid wins.
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Aug 5, 2017 16:28
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Zuckerberg will buy Twitter and ban Trump and then the civil war will begin.
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Aug 5, 2017 16:29
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MC Hawking posted:Not nearly enough, but it would be the height of folly to assume that Zuck won't unashamedly utilize his knowledge of data analytics to undermine what little privacy protection we have left if given the opportunity to sit behind the Resolute Desk. Zuck may come across as a soulless data-driven automaton but he is not stupid and is imminently aware of the vastness of the NSA's data collection efforts and how powerful that information can be, perhaps to a much greater degree than most current sitting politicians are even able to grasp. well yeah no poo poo, but the ten thousand or so people who a) comprehend b) care and c) vote will be a drop in the ocean compared to the magamen looking to latch on to a new saviour, or the billions of old people voting for that nice young white man, or all the other things people will latch onto he'll utilize the knowledge of data analytics to get the votes in the first place, with microtargeted ads. especially now that it's been proven you can just lie and say whatever to gain the presidency!
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Aug 5, 2017 16:37
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:well yeah no poo poo, but the ten thousand or so people who a) comprehend b) care and c) vote will be a drop in the ocean compared to the magamen looking to latch on to a new saviour, or the billions of old people voting for that nice young white man, or all the other things people will latch onto yes, but he is uncharismatic as gently caress.
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Aug 5, 2017 16:40
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You guys know that Trump is like 5 points away from his absolute "I drool on my shoes and will vote for literally anything with a (R) before their name" floor right? lol trumps approval rating is going to stick right about here unless he actually works hard to improve things or starts listening to the people who can do that for him. and lmfao if you think he's anywhere near capable of doing either of those trump is hated by more people than any president in history, he's a pariah
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Aug 5, 2017 16:41
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Tumble posted:he's a pariah HE'S NOT A PARIAH, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!
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Aug 5, 2017 16:44
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We need a sequel 9/11 Part 2: Lightning Strikes Twice to really unite the country and get his ratings up.
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Aug 5, 2017 16:45
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if he got bushs 35 point jump in the Gallup poll he would be at 71% lol
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Aug 5, 2017 16:49
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Tumble posted:You guys know that Trump is like 5 points away from his absolute "I drool on my shoes and will vote for literally anything with a (R) before their name" floor right? lol trumps approval rating is going to stick right about here unless he actually works hard to improve things or starts listening to the people who can do that for him. and lmfao if you think he's anywhere near capable of doing either of those he'll go lower. even bush got to 22 percent and in the last year of his presidency the republican heavy rasmussen had 41 percent saying bush would go down as the worst president ever lmao
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Aug 5, 2017 16:51
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TV dog Wishbone of PBS posted:Between a Rock and a Zuck place general election 2020: between a Zuck and a tard place a tard palace a turd palace TRUMP
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Aug 5, 2017 16:54
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I think even if (or when) a major attack occurs here, he's already demonstrated his total incompetence so completely that people would NOT trust him to lead the nation through it.
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Aug 5, 2017 16:54
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gently caress y'all I'm voting for The Rock because im sick and tired of the same ol roody poo candy rear end politicians
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Aug 5, 2017 16:55
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Tumble posted:I think even if (or when) a major attack occurs here, he's already demonstrated his total incompetence so completely that people would NOT trust him to lead the nation through it. yeah too bad you make that decision every 4 years, typically before the crisis occurs
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Aug 5, 2017 16:56
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sloppo posted:yeah too bad you make that decision every 4 years, typically before the crisis occurs Obama and Clinton were pretty good tho?
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Aug 5, 2017 16:57
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the kurds love trump lol
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Aug 5, 2017 17:10
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we uhh... might need to bring out the doll for when Ivanka is on the stand
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Aug 5, 2017 17:14
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happyhippy posted:Reminder that all the companies Trump touched to keep jobs in the US, moved all their jobs to Mexico. "now" Tumble posted:Zuckerberg will buy Twitter .. Don't ban the T as that would be seen as limiting free speech though. Twitter is the perfect tool for Turmp, just alter it subtly and make it the slightly imperfect tool. Remove the character limitation? That'd probably throw him off his game. Or a really annoying spellchecker you can't disable: "I see you're writing certain words in all capitals/using numerous exclamation marks, are you sure you want to proceed?" followed by a captcha. Or autocorrecting Trump to turnip ("it's a known bug, we're working on it").
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Aug 5, 2017 17:25
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Vote Zuckerberg 2020: I Will Literally Cum into Trump's Eye
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Aug 5, 2017 17:26
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Tumble posted:Zuckerberg will buy Twitter and ban Trump and then the civil war will begin. I'd vote for him if he did this. Oh, and forced a banner ad on top of everyone's feed with that picture of Donnie's fat rear end playing tennis
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Aug 5, 2017 17:27
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Mr Havafap posted:"now" he'll edit a few tweets so that it looks like Trump said "I actually hate America and I also am a very fat very dumb man" and then Zuck will take out a bunch of ads mocking Trump for being too dumb to keep his account safe, at which point Trump will say "Nope I actually said all that and I meant it you idiots"
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redgubbinz posted:I'd vote for him if he did this. Oh, and forced a banner ad on top of everyone's feed with that picture of Donnie's fat rear end playing tennis what's even the point of having techno overlords ruling over us if they don't do poo poo like this?
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:well yeah no poo poo, but the ten thousand or so people who a) comprehend b) care and c) vote will be a drop in the ocean compared to the magamen looking to latch on to a new saviour, or the billions of old people voting for that nice young white man, or all the other things people will latch onto Unfortunately you're likely correct. The slow descent into totalitarian populist governments is an insidious thing built on the backs of willful naivety and complicit "well what you gonna do?" sentiment.
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Aug 5, 2017 17:35
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MC Hawking posted:Zuck may come across as a soulless data-driven automaton
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Tumble posted:he'll edit a few tweets so that it looks like Trump said "I actually hate America and I also am a very fat very dumb man" and then Zuck will take out a bunch of ads mocking Trump for being too dumb to keep his account safe, at which point Trump will say "Nope I actually said all that and I meant it you idiots" Yeah whatever will Trump do if there's some tweets that make him look dumb?
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Aug 5, 2017 17:39
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cant wait until someone hijacks trumps twitter and start making pro-liberal tweets
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Aug 5, 2017 17:43
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Robo Reagan posted:what's even the point of having techno overlords ruling over us if they don't do poo poo like this? It'll definitely make the conveyor belt ride into the soylent processing facility much more enjoyable.
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Aug 5, 2017 17:46
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The 2020 Debates should feature all candidates in arm casts. Then the host just says "Time to go to work" and the candidate who flex shatters their cast wins the election
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remember when trump tried to impress the russian ambassador by revealing classified information about the war against ISIS and a few days after wapo reported it, trump decided to use a photo op with bibi netanyahu to reassure everybody he never disclosed that the source of the intelligence was israel, thereby unwittingly confirming that it was israel, even though no one had reported that in the first place lol
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